All right you motherfuckers!!
Hailing from the town of Macclesfield.. HERE COME THE KIRKZ! This is lean, hungry punk-rock from the bottom of the fucking food chain.
Let's cut to the chase, we don't live online. That's cuz we're a band, GEDDIT?! We're too busy doin' band stuff like drinking and rocking people's skulls inside out to pick up the instruction book for a computer. We've got tunes on here though and recording starts soon for our second full album, so cast your ears over. Better still get down to our shows, or even better giz us one. Anger, passion & danger have never gone out of fashion. The Kirkz will turn you into RUBBLE with our power house display. The Ratz will march tonight!
Check the vid..
Conceived & directed by Geof Wolfenden.
For those unaware of the significance of July it is the month that The Kirkz turn 10. July 16th 1998 was the date that, aged 16, we rolled up with a couple of hastily learnt Nirvana & Green Day covers and promptly butchered them with vigour in round one of Macclesfield Battle of the bands. We never saw round two and the sound guy almost battered me for dropping the mic at the end of the show in a fledgling act of rock stardom. No-one liked us but we enjoyed ourselves and a decade on that’s still really the point.
And The Kirkz are not one these franchise bands whereby members come and go but the brand lives on. This is the same four original lads from Tythy School that by some dumb luck actually turned out quite good at what they do. Now I’m tempted at this point to write some sort of history for us but I might save that for sleeve notes on the greatest hits album In another 10 years. The 1st four years were hampered by us being spread around the country at Uni and the general lack of any musical ability at all. In recent times useful stuff like Facebook and Myspace and the actual internet have appeared helping bands do loads more which is good. Not that we can work computers, back in ’98 people didn’t even have mobile phones!
So to mark the occasion we’re throwing a party!!!!!! We’d be pretty chuffed if you could all make it. Expect heroic acts of drinking, a cornerstone of The Kirkz longevity, and musical accompaniment from fine bands and friends Revenge Of The Pyschtronic Man, Kreosote and The Shadowcops. This is before finally The Kirkz take to the stage to christen 10 years. Will we demonstrate how far we’ve come in 10 years? Doubtful, we’ll be leathered.
When & where??????
The Swan With Two Necks, Chestergate, Macclesfield. Saturday July 12th from about 7. And it’s nowt get in, making money has never been our strong point!
So in a rare blip of modesty I thought I’d make a thanks list now. As an exercise this will just about scratch the surface of people that need a shout over the last 10 years so huge apologies to anyone missed out. Also it’s not in order either but everyone on here has given us a foot-up without asking for anything in return.
Steve Lillis (legend) @ Ageless Chaps / Dean @ Slit records (revered) / The Dead Pets (are missed) / Ben Cooper / Sodge / Daz & Jenny @ Rebellion / Wasted festivals / Big Ivan, Sam and all @ Nice N Sleazy – Morecambe / Sib and everyone @ THE GEORGE/UNDERGROUD (RIP) in Macc / Wendy & Andy @ The Swan with Two Necks Macclesfield / Tilly / Diesel, Shaun and the entire Mincher family / Fungalpunk / ROTPM & TNS Records MCR / Em @ Bomb Ibiza MCR / Alaister @ Knights Bar Macc / Andy Dazzler @ Substance Studio’s Blackburn / Kerry Hughes @ Grubby Nun studio’s Huddersfield / Geoff Wolfenden @ Wolf Studio’s for the amazing video / Iain Weatherall @ Premier Studios / Donny I, Donny II & Donny III (D3) / Merseyrock Mike / Tim @ Punk4life / Weab, Mr Badaxe & all @ Hard Drive the Vic Coalville / Wordy, Dave, Alex and all @ Corrupted Blackburn / Julie & Andy @ Noize Annoize / TBSOCB / Dave Warburton & all at Pigtown records North Wales / Bob Mince of Buxton and formerly chairman of Aberystwyth Uni PunkSoc / Monkey Shuffle / The Shuffle / Steph & The Yorkshire House lot / All @ Banned Network in Northwich / Eddie Swirv / One Man Stand / Noz, Banjo and anyone associated with the Thatched House Stockport / Hockey & Instant Agony / Sick 56 guy for doing our sound at Rebellion and always lending equipment /The mighty Kreosote (haven’t you been going for almost as long as us now?) / Stu up at the farm / Stu & Alan Bailey @ Trackside Studio’s Macclesfield / Greg for sorting gigs in Birmingham / The entire city of Nottingham / Tim Hunt / Jonny Russell / Loz Lees / Global Bob, Ambush UK / Trev & Louise for Macc Battle of the bands / the Queens for letting us practice / Paul Carter / Keyside Strike & Daz / The Distrakted / Dale Stringer / Splat / Col’s dad / Aneequa in Streatham / Big Jim the doorman / Big Fish Promotions / The Sportsman / Whiz-Kid / Dave Stagg.
And finally anyone who’s ever come to our shows, gave our cd a spin, lent us some equipment or booked us.
Right, now that’s over let normal service now resume. Why are we still here after all this time? Cos turns out we’re fuckin mint that’s why and won’t stop getting better and rocking harder. God help the future.
Max
THE KIRKZ.
You really wanna get one of these bought. £5 at a show.
Seven-hundred and forty-seven years of MBC bliss.