We like to score and stuff. Doing chix with big boobs and lots of sluts! That rulz. oh yea and breaking stuff. Thats cool. We used to live in Highland but that place sucked so we moved to Houston where there are hawter chix and people like to party alot more. We would never leave Texas cause this state is just to cool and kick ass. huhuhuhuhuhu.......hehehehehehehe.We also like going to KICK ASS clubs like this one.
.. width="425" height="350" ..We are cool and we like only want cool people. If your a guy, don't request us unless your cool. If you can help us score that will make you cool.
We like hawt chix with really big thingies and nice uuuhhh butts.
People that like to party and get messed up and drink and get wasted are cool. If your a wussie or a dork like Stuart we will delete you. The chix need to see cool guys when they come to our page so it will help us score.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Beavis and Butt-Head
Birthday: March
Birthplace: Texas, that state kicks ass
Current Location: On the computer...some people are dumb
Eye Color: you tell me
Hair Color: Brown and blonde
Height: uuuuhhhhhh. We're like pretty tall and stuff.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Who cares. As long as we can grab some hooters with them.
Your Heritage: Rockers
The Shoes You Wore Today: uh. These shoes that I got
Your Weakness: Big Boobs and Butt Cheecks
Your Fears: Never scoring
Your Perfect Pizza: Peperoni and Sausage. huhuhu. I said sausage
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Scoring with some sluts
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: Shut up, butthole.
Thoughts First Waking Up: The suns stupid its like too bright and stuff
Your Best Physical Feature: My unit... Does anyone wanna see my unit?
Your Bedtime: Whenever stuff on TV starts to suck
Your Most Missed Memory: That time we almost scored with that slut.
Pepsi or Coke: Both.
MacDonalds or Burger King: whichever has more grease.
Single or Group Dates: Don't care. As long as we do it and I score.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Tea is dumb
Chocolate or Vanilla: Both
Cappuccino or Coffee: They both suck.
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes
Do you Sing: I like to Jam to rock music
Do you Shower Daily: Yes
Have you Been in Love: Yes. With so many sluts.
Do you want to go to College: School sux. Why the hell would I wanna go back.
Do you want to get Married: Yes. To a chick with really big hooters.
Do you belive in yourself: I believe I will probably score but not you. Your to much of a butt monkey.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No
Do you think you are Attractive: Yes
Are you a Health Freak: No
Do you get along with your Parents: What are parents.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Kinda. Lightning Kicks ass but there is to much water.
Do you play an Instrument: Uhh yea the air guitar
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yes
In the past month have you Smoked: No
In the past month have you been on Drugs: No
In the past month have you gone on a Date: No
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: No
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Yes
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No
In the past month have you been on Stage: No
In the past month have you been Dumped: you said dump uhhuhuhuh
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: No but that would like rule and stuff. We cant like trick any girls into going
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: No
Ever been Drunk: uhh Yea it was cool
Ever been called a Tease: No
Ever been Beaten up: I would kick the ass of that bunghole
Ever Shoplifted: No
How do you want to Die: While scoring
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: probably Ron Jeremy he does sluts like all the time
What country would you most like to Visit: Any country with horny chix
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Any
Favourite Hair Color: Any
Short or Long Hair: Either
Height: Doesn't matter
Weight: No fat chix
Best Clothing Style: No clothes
Number of Drugs I have taken: None
Number of CDs I own: Lots
Number of Piercings: depends
Number of Tattoos: depends
Number of things in my Past I Regret: Not scoring yet and pissing off Mr. Buzzcut in school
CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!Check it out. We're a couple of gangsters.
How gangsta are you? by Aladinsane85
Your Name
Your New Gangster Name Blood Bath
Your Gangster Percent: 26%
Your Money You'll Make Hustling $291,025
Number of People In Your gang 76
Number Of Times You'll Get Shot 10
What You'll Look Like Gangster
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How gangsta are you? by Aladinsane85
Your Name
Your New Gangster Name Wachichi Wachachu
Your Gangster Percent: 20%
Your Money You'll Make Hustling $426,550
Number of People In Your gang 95
Number Of Times You'll Get Shot 8
What You'll Look Like Gangster
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