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Laura Nauda

The crazy world of Laura.

About Me

Sometimes in your life you wonder where the hell you are and what the fuck are you doing there. This morning I woke up and actually wondered who, where, why and how I was...?!?! I have been on the rock'n'roll trail of destiny now for 5 months. I have been more wasted on legal substances (alcohol) than I have ever been in my entire 22 years of debauched mischievously devilish bonkers rock star life. (easy for you to say). My brain is fried from the constant abuse, I thought I was on a detox when I left the UK.... How fucking wrong I was!!!!!Well the drugs are shit over here so they like to sniff paint fumes instead. I don't think I will be doing that, maybe I should tell them what amyl nitrate is... heh heh only joking. Leather... tattoos... vomit... gigs... sex... drugs... rock'n'roll... piercings... man groupies... thigh high bitch boots... guitars... alcohol... Whips and chains... more sex... more drugs... definately more rock'n'roll. mmm, sounds like fun... and average monday night for me. Well I suppose tuesday's pretty much the same too, except for the vomit, wednesday is more guitars and alcohol, well maybe everyday is fun then... ;)x Remember darlings, there's only one god, and he's made of rock... Lets roll!!!!

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/8/2006
Band Website: xfmuploaded.co.uk/lauranauda/Default.as
Band Members: Lead Singer- Me. Backing singer- Me. Guitarist- Me. Bassist- Me. Piano- errr... me?!Producer- Me, Barrington Phelong producer 'the weekend', composer/songwriter of Inspector Morse, Hillary and Jackie, and other hollywood films.
Influences: Where do I start? Presidents of the United States of America, Lauryn Hill, Jimmy Hendrix, Bob Marley, Rancid, No doubt, UK Hardcore, Jamiroquai, Cirly circus, Stained, Rolling Stones, Rose Royce, Miles Davis, Missy Elliot, Pantera, Luther vandross, Earth Wind Fire, Sublime, Lost Profits, RHCP, Levellers, Roots Manuva, Eyricka Badu (or however u spell it), Radio Head, Jay-z, Guns'n'Roses, 80's metal, jan Nirvana, Snoop dog + Pharrell Williams or JT fushions (e.g. let's get blown or beautiful), System of a Down, Deftones, Funky House (just gotta love it), Black Sabbath, Led Zepplin, John Legend, Magic Numbers, That's just a few that I like. Anything ROCK'N'ROLL.
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Record Label: Wouldn't mind one...
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Boobie Pie: The sickest blog I have done yet.

WARNING: IF YOU ARE SQUEAMISH DO NOT READ!!!!! You've heard of the 'The Cannibals Hotdog', now be prepared for 'Boobie Pie'!!! Feeds 2. Apparatus: Pastry Dough Carrots Onion Blood (again one pint of u...
Posted by Laura Nauda on Fri, 02 Nov 2007 12:51:00 PST

The Laura Nauda unsigned artists music awards!

I am scouting through all of your music now. Catagories are: Metal Cock Rock Dance House Chill out Acoustic chill Acoustic up beat Jazz R'n'b Old skool Hip Hop Emo/hardcore or staight edge Comedy/obsc...
Posted by Laura Nauda on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 06:38:00 PST

Missing Andy... on youtube!

Who is Andy? And why is he missing?!?! He has been sneaking around the underground, walk ways and subways as a recluse trying to find himself. But after last week, Missing Andy is not m...
Posted by Laura Nauda on Sun, 21 Oct 2007 08:55:00 PST

I played at the the wrong festival and got a review!!!!!

This is a snippet taken from Panic Magazine. "The final act of the night was something I'll never forget. A very drunken girl whose name I still haven't managed to find out took to the stage wit...
Posted by Laura Nauda on Tue, 16 Oct 2007 01:55:00 PST

My last dat in the land of OZ.

Are you ready for a heart wrenching account of my last day in austrlia. I will be posting it up next week, I cried as I wrote it.From all the hurt, pain good times, sex drugs'n'rock'n'roll and bad shi...
Posted by Laura Nauda on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:23:00 PST

Living, shopping and getting drunk with myself.

I reckon I'm a pretty good pub buddy. Even when I'm on my own. I can always draw moustaches on whoever is on the headline of the newspaper, scar their foreheads, black their teeth out and still h...
Posted by Laura Nauda on Fri, 21 Sep 2007 08:01:00 PST

On the fringe of embarrassment.

Once again I decided to dye my hair the most beautiful purple colour ever! I have left most of it on to soak in. I went out on the lash work up round some random persons house, and started my walk of ...
Posted by Laura Nauda on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 09:55:00 PST

Ovary for sale...

My friend Emily and I have known each other for a while, she was known for bunking off school quite a lot, but I didn't know that she was actually ill most of the time. I shall be frank and say t...
Posted by Laura Nauda on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 10:30:00 PST

Day of illegal things

Fucking hell! What a weekend that was! When two people are joined together in holy materomoney this inevitably should be the happiest day of their lives, even when you get older, divorce, find someon...
Posted by Laura Nauda on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 02:36:00 PST

Milk shake made me sick in public, to be read in my accent.

Laura On: Milk shake-I was a' a train station waitin for me train into Brisbane for work, from seein me uva haff on da coast. I was all li'e aww I need me sewf sum chocolate mewk shake. I' was ha...
Posted by Laura Nauda on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 12:04:00 PST