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metalbitch

I am here for Dating, Friends and Networking

About Me

CLIMBING DOWN, TO RULE THE EARTH... METAL BITCH CARWASH IS GONNA KICK YOUR ARSE... AND CUM IN YOUR EYE PUSSIES! HUH! WE ARE ALSO DINOSAURS. RAPTORS TO BE ANAL. Metalbitchcarwash is compiled of four hideosly metal unbelievably sexy bitches!!!! Come to Club Phoenix in Brisbane and see us in action, getting wasted!!!DINOSAUR, DINOMITE, DINOSAW, MITE HAVE SAW A DINOSAUR! That's the lyrics of our new song, coming out from an arse near you!SHOW US ALL OF YOUR LOVE, AND WE'LL SHOW YOU OUR LOVE IN RETURN, AND NOT A MUMMY AND DADDY LOVE EITHER! YOU SICKO.Love and kisses to all your pink parts! huh! and fuck off Tom your not our friend. weirdo alert.P.s we will wash cars and strip for money, maybe sex too... if anyone wants us...

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My Interests

welding, being raptors, washing cars, getting naked, getting maggot... yeah, we're good at that, and getting laid.

I'd like to meet:

Other fellow dinosaurs and aliens

Music:

mmm metal? black metal, death metal, power metal, scrap metal, and platinum.

Movies:

Porn and Waynes World.

Television:

Eurotrash, Bevis and Butthead, and shit.

Books:

Burn them, unless it's porno.

Heroes:

Wonder woman, she sounds nice, we'd give er one out of 10.

My Blog

The Great felching debate.

What is felching? I want to do a pole people! and please state where you are from. Is it A: A man cumming up another mans/womans corn hole then sucking the jizm out through a straw... Or is it B: Inse...
Posted by metalbitch on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:13:00 PST

banana felching recipe

Felching Banana recipe printable version .. type=text/javascript>ScaleRecipe('1t3s563',1);..> Scale ingredients to servings 1 oz vodka1 oz Bailey's® Irish cream1 splash banana liqueur1 oz crem...
Posted by metalbitch on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 02:20:00 PST

Metal bitch's comin to Emerald!!!

Metal bitch Laura and Metal bitch Nikki are going off to Emerald to fuck everyone up, headbang and do air guitar in everyones faces. They are doing a road trip on the return from Emerald. If you are o...
Posted by metalbitch on Sun, 17 Jun 2007 08:19:00 PST

Their sex made me vomit.

Dirty dirty debauched night!! We went to our favourite watering hole, and after that we went to our next favourite watering hole. We met two lovely men, and some other crazy crazy bitch. One of the gu...
Posted by metalbitch on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 12:56:00 PST