Obama to Bush: "I Got Next" |
Washington, D.C. - The race for the Presidency was for all intents and purposes put to an end last night as Sen. Barack Obama (D) stood at the main entrance of the White House and confidently declared...
Posted by Alfalfa Male on Fri, 03 Oct 2008 01:23:00 PST |
Intimate Papal Visit With Abuse Survivors A Little Too Intimate |
New York City On Thursday Pope Benedict XVI met with three survivors of sexual abuse from the Boston Archdiocese. Ironically, the meeting was intimate, secretly held behind-closed-doors, and condone...
Posted by Alfalfa Male on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 11:39:00 PST |
Detroit Piston Nazr Mohammeds 4.2 PPG an Insult to the Prophet |
Tehran, Iran Mobs of sword wielding Iranian basketball fans chanted for the beheading of Detroit Pistons Center Nazr Mohammed earlier this week in violent demonstrations.
Apparently Mohammed'...
Posted by Alfalfa Male on Mon, 10 Dec 2007 08:25:00 PST |
Teen Sex Survey Has Area Man Re-thinking Whole Kid Thing |
Dallas, TX -- Twenty eight year old electronics salesperson Lance Vaughn has always had a vision for his life. This vision consisted of the time honored series of events like graduation from col...
Posted by Alfalfa Male on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:06:00 PST |
Mack Brown Institutes New Hero Tolerance Policy |
Austin, TX University of Texas head football coach Mack Brown announced a new policy in the wake of a string of off the field incidents which have tarnished the image of class, integrity and charact...
Posted by Alfalfa Male on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 07:01:00 PST |
Bin Laden Secretly Working on Mix Tape for 9/11 Anniversary |
Islamabad, Pakistan Intelligence sources have discovered that Osama Bin Laden has been carefully planning to release a mix tape of particularly meaningful songs to the Western world in celebration o...
Posted by Alfalfa Male on Fri, 07 Sep 2007 01:54:00 PST |
Military Announces New Special Special Forces |
Washington, DC -- Donald Rumsfeld announced today the creation of a new elite fighting force to stand proudly alongside venerated organizations like the Green Berets, Navy Seals, and Airborne Ra...
Posted by Alfalfa Male on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:12:00 PST |
78704 Issues Formal Apology To 78744 |
Austin, TX In what can only be construed as a watershed moment in the history of race relations in Austin the much ballyhooed zip code 78704 issued a formal apology to much maligned zip code 78744. ...
Posted by Alfalfa Male on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 07:39:00 PST |
Strong Growth in Effigy Sector Spurs 2005 GDP |
Washington D.C. -- The United States Bureau of Commerce released 2005 GDP figures today revealing the highs and lows of today's volatile economy. Skyrocketing oil prices, hyper-inflated real est...
Posted by Alfalfa Male on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:19:00 PST |
Developers Break Ground on Schadenfreude Gardens |
New Braunfels, TX -- The rapidly growing Austin-San Marcos-San Antonio corridor received another boost of development Monday morning as the ceremony commemorating the beginning of construction o...
Posted by Alfalfa Male on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:03:00 PST |
