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About Me

I am married to a hot wife (Jenny) whom I have since knocked up. We have a kick ass son named Miles. I used to be in a band called Astra; in 2003 I replaced the well known comedian, pilot, vegetarian, and bass player of Midland County: Nicko. Do I miss playing in Astra? You bet. But I also miss Little House on the Prairie and Magnum PI. I play bass (very well I might add) in a new band called THE FLASHMOB. We are still writing new material and hopefully we will play out very soon. I decided to go back to college (I know it sounds like an intro to a Where are They Now Porn Stars show) and get my Political Science and History degree. Almost done! I enjoy watching movies, mainly Horror and SCI-FI. I love sex, playing the bass, and good beer. I have two dogs and a cat, Bailey a Weimaraner, Lucky a yellow lab, and Lucy an honest-to-God stray cat. Bailey no longer lives with us (he is in a safe house) because my cunt neighbor thinks he is a threat, and I think she is a cum-guzzling-whore (her bar-fly mother is too). I like to hang with friends, play music and video games. I hate a lot of things like Bitch-ass PC games. God never intended for us to play video games with arrow keys and a mouse; be a man and get a console and a controller (or as people from Vassar Michigan would say: a "paddle"). I also hate Blink-182, and Nu-Metal. I hate Bob and Tom and terrestrial radio. I hate the Spurs! I hate emo! Not too fond of the 12 Bar Blues, its overdone Matt Besey, its overdone. One more thing: Republicans must die!!! Their tired agenda is out of touch with reality. Go suck a dick intolerant rednecks, religious zealots, and policy makers.
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My Interests

My interests are, but not limited to: playing the bass, drinking good beer, video games (console only), horror movies, Sci-Fi, The Tomorrow People, 80's porn, sex, spending money on music gear, friends, The Pistons, Peter Pan, Star Wars, Primus, The Mars Volta, ripping on crap bands, (ie Blink-182, Hoobastank, Creed, Metallica, Bob Seger, Tobi Kieth "Im a Ford Truck Man", Fuck that!),Ariel, New Wave, Old Wave, This Old House, and Zelda.

I'd like to meet:

There are a few people that I would enjoy meeting. God, Abraham Lincoln, Danzig, (so I could punch him too), Martin L. King, Elvis, Robert De Niro, Asia Carrera, Adam Yauch (MCA), Bill Clinton, Jim Axelrod, Jason Newsted (no joke), Morgan Webb, Santa, Les Claypool, Han Solo, Bucket Head, Bill Maher, Miyamoto, Rosa Parks, and my grandfather. Les would be fun to jam with. God would be cool to talk to, I would hug Rosa, I would like to hang with Morgan Webb and play... I would like to thank Bill Clinton for never wavering in the face of Republican Evil. Also, I would ask Santa for a fiddle so I could whip every queer-ass Counrty Music star to death, minus Cash and Twitty of course.

Music:

Primus, Fugazi, Iron Maiden, Mastodon, The White Stripes, New Wave, 80's, Wu Tang Clan, Clutch, Miles Davis, Fishbone, The Suicide Machines, The Mars Volta, The Who, At the Drive In, The Smiths, The Melvins, Beastie Boys, And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead, PJ Harvey, John Williams, Victor Wooten, Sonic Youth, Rancid, Voivod, Agent Superfizz, Mingus, The Cure, Duran Duran, The Kincaids, Sly and the Family Stone, Morphine, Burl Ives, Sade, Death, Death Angel, Slayer, Vio-lence, Parliament, Death From Above 1979 (R.I.P.), They Might be Giants, The Roots, Joy Division, The Strokes, Sloan, The Cutting Crew, Real Life, The Specials, Madness, The Temptations, Wolfmother, and Bucket Head.

Movies:

Star Wars, A Clockwork Orange, Don't Tell Mom the Babysitter is Dead, Taxi Driver, Pulp Fiction, Enter the Dragon, Scream Blacula Scream!, Shaun of the Dead, Dawn of the Dead, Night of the Demons, Breaker! Breaker!,A Christmas Carol (With Allistar Simms), The Color Purple, Signs, Good Fellas, Wild at Heart, Rad, Red Dawn, Airplane, and The Godfather

Television:

This Old House

Books:

UFO's JFK and Elvis, The Rape of Nanking, A Clockwork Orange, The Screw Tape Letters, Helter Skelter, The Problem With Pain, You Got Nothing Coming: Notes from a Prison Fish, When Sherman Marched North From the Sea, 'Once Upon A Time in Italy': The Films of Sergio Leone, and The Drowned and the Saved.
You scored as Disappear. Your death will be by disappearing, probably a camping trip gone wrong or an evening hike you never returned from. Always remeber that one guy who was hiking alone and got in a rock slide. He could have died, but he cut his own hand off to save himself. Don't end up like him (or worse, dead).

Disappear

80%

Suicide

67%

Cut Throat

60%

Natural Causes

53%

Bomb

47%

Posion

47%

Gunshot

33%

Suffocated

33%

Accident

20%

Disease

20%

Drowning

20%

Stabbed

13%

Eaten

13%
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Heroes:

Abraham Lincoln, Jesus, Mario, George Lucas, Professor Teed, Les Claypool, men and women who fought for civil rights, suffrage, and freedom. The guy who punched Danzig. Nirvana for killing hair band music.

My Blog

Why pick on the Amish, kill Aerosmith instead.

Am I the only one who thinks Dane Cook is a douche bag? The new Mars Volta rules. Go buy it. Man, it..s a good time to be a geek: we got the Wii coming out, new Zelda, and if Gears of War isn..t th...
Posted by Bill K on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 06:47:00 PST

Smoke bombs are for kids, Mortars are for white trash

So I havent posted in a while, here goes: I am back to work at my old job. Superman Returns is awesome. The new Billy Talent is a pile of shit! I bought a DS Light and it rules. I havent gotten m...
Posted by Bill K on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 09:29:00 PST

Heads up 7 up.

So, I just got through reading the Communist Manifesto (again), crazy shit. Good intentions but I would never condone violence as a means to end class conflict. Plus, private property is our only re...
Posted by Bill K on Fri, 31 Mar 2006 08:56:00 PST

Lick it Up!

OK Bitches, with all the new "Next-Gen" video game systems coming out, I thought it would be cool to reflect on the past systems (and new) and select my favorites. You can do the same.&nbs...
Posted by Bill K on Fri, 03 Mar 2006 08:07:00 PST

When I die.

Here goes, when I die, I dont want someone looking at my ipod and finding music that does not seem to fit with who I am. To be clear: I dont want to contradict myself over the music I prea...
Posted by Bill K on Fri, 03 Feb 2006 09:51:00 PST

I Hate Emo!

Emo sucks cock. Ok, I like Thursday I will admit, they are a good band. However, most Emo music is lame and void of any "hook". This must be stopped, next time you see, play, or talk...
Posted by Bill K on Thu, 22 Dec 2005 07:01:00 PST

Awkward?

So, you are talking to someone you dont know well, and you notice something...what the hell? Is it? Yes it is, it's a big-ass booger dangling. Do you tell them? I say no. ...
Posted by Bill K on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 09:28:00 PST

Ice Cream

A few things. First what is your favorite ice cream flavor. Mine is Blue Moon which leads me to this: Have you ever ate Blue Moon ice cream, then pooped and it be the color of Blue M...
Posted by Bill K on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 07:54:00 PST