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Shreddmaster 5000

That's so wood!

About Me

I'm a visual artist, in particular Graphic Design. I've done some freelance work, nothing too big, but I'm getting around. I like to draw, but I don't draw as much as I used to. I work in graphic production for a museum design/fabrication firm. I don't make much but it pays the bills. That about covers it.

If you want to be my myspace friend, but don't know my e-mail or last name, just message me.

My Interests

Graphic Design, Drawing, Guitar, Computers, Video Games, Sculpting, people who have a good story to tell or a good joke to laugh over.

I'd like to meet:

Alex Ross (comic book artist) & James Taylor (musician)

Music:

Pulley, Bad Religion, Alkaline Trio, Green Day, MXPX, No Motiv, Face to Face, Less Than Jake, Panic at the Disco, NoFX, Johnny Cash, James Taylor, Nirvana, Foo Fighters, Local H, Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, Wierd Al Yankovic, The Esperantos, etc.

Movies:

Waiting, Anchorman, The Cable Guy, Saving Silverman, Saved, Addicted to Love, Liar Liar, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, So I Married and Axe Murderer, Airheads, Billy Madison, Spider-man 1 & 2, Sin City, Pirates of the Carribean, Fight Club, Shawshank Redemption, The Green Mile, Memento, SE7EN, etc.

Television:

House, CSI (Original Only), Family Guy, Futurama, & He-man and the Masters of the Universe

Books:

High Fidelity, Harry Potter, The Chess Machine, Stephen King, The Cronic(what!)cles of Narnia, Conan the Barbarian Novels, The Davinci Code, How to Draw Comics the Marvel Way, The Art of Comic Book Inking, The Complete Joy of Homebrewing.

My Blog

Banana Hammock

I'm typing this from the browser on my new Nintendo Wii. It's ridiculous but fun, typing everything with what amounts to a remote control. It's quite labor intensive. I don't think I will be doing it ...
Posted by Scott on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 04:16:00 PST

Jiminy Jillikers!

I had a dentist appointment today. After some numbing, and some drilling, and some filling, I was left with "the numb face". I hate the numb face. It's quite uncomfortable, you can't eat because you m...
Posted by Scott on Thu, 31 Aug 2006 05:03:00 PST

BOO! Hairstyling vacuum attachment!

The Flashmob have a lot of shows coming up in the next month. Most notibly, August 5th, where we host The Esperantos and Rick Johnson Rock and Roll Machine at White's Bar. We are also on the lineup fo...
Posted by Scott on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 03:06:00 PST

Can I Axe You a Question?

So, I took a break from my blog, not on purpose but out of necessity. I moved out of my parent's house and into my own apartment and from that point I've been working pretty steady, with the blog the ...
Posted by Scott on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 07:44:00 PST

Hard Drives and Circuit Wires

So I've been busy lately. I guess not as busy as some though. I haven't been flying all over the continent or running any marathons, but still busy. I have a lot of freelance design work to do in a ve...
Posted by Scott on Fri, 02 Jun 2006 11:27:00 PST

By The Honor Of Greyskull!

The cinema in Birch Run ran "The Secret of the Sword", the infamous 1985 She-Ra animated film, on Saturday and Sunday. Nicki and I went to the Saturday show, and relived some old memories, which after...
Posted by Scott on Mon, 22 May 2006 08:14:00 PST

I'm a ninja!

First off, this entry into the "blog-o-sphere" goes out to Daniel Patrick, who's lack of patience in me compells me to blog. He's playing a last minute gig at White's Bar this Thursday, I won't be abl...
Posted by Scott on Wed, 10 May 2006 09:34:00 PST

The Human Torch was denied a bank loan

What a cool night last night was. I caught the tail end of Andy Reed's set at White's. It's pretty good stuff, I believe the original I heard was called "Soft Target" and truth be told, his performanc...
Posted by Scott on Fri, 28 Apr 2006 09:42:00 PST

Better treat me right!

Tonight is going to be sweet. I'll be out at White's Bar for the Esperantos/Charms show. I've never seen the Charms live but I hear they are kickin', and we all know the Esperantos are probably the be...
Posted by Scott on Fri, 21 Apr 2006 01:53:00 PST

Don't believe the hype!

It's Good Friday and I have the day off work. No commitments, no plans, just me, my bed, and Kingdom Hearts 2. Besides a minor irritation this morning, the day is actually shaping up to be pretty swee...
Posted by Scott on Fri, 14 Apr 2006 06:01:00 PST