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Joe

The Polish kick much ass...

About Me

I'm the weird guy that used to play drums for The Esperantos. I am also a freelance recording engineer (I am NOT a producer....producers are fuckers). I'm also sarcastic and cynical. Essentially I am an old man. I collect stomp boxes (mainly fuzz), amplifiers (preferably vintage fender), and imported beer bottles/cans. I LIKE GUINNESS. I know more about comics, music, and pop culture than one human being needs to retain. I like listening to records and being an ass. If you have an ego you can fuck off. There is no such thing as the best band in the world (or anything), so don't try throwing that shit at me. Just fucking be humble you assholes. If you haven't noticed yet, I like to bitch a lot. Don't be scared folks. Your initial reaction may be "This guy is a fucking douche bag" but all in all I just like to laugh and listen to music. I'm a goofball, JUST LOOK AT ME FOR CHRIST SAKE!
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My Interests

MUSIC, stomp boxes, drums, cooking, history, cigars, wine, Ireland, people watching, bitching......yep

I'd like to meet:

The people that keep injecting the Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, and The Who with longivity serum, so I can kick their asses!

Music:

Mudhoney, Sonic Youth, Fu-Manchu, Nebula, Clutch, any old bluegrass/blues/jazz (circa '20 thru '60), Nirvana, Queens of the Stone Age, Foo Fighters, Nick Drake, Wolfmother, The Sonics, The Kent 3, The Fallouts, The Who ('60s/'70s), Led Zeppelin, The Melvins, Sex Pistols, Shellac, R.E.M., Cold Play, Eagles of Death Metal, Johnny Cash, Blue Oyster Cult, Deep Purple, The Beatles (circa Sgt. Pepper and beyond), Primus, Rooney, Jet, The Strokes, PROBOT, Burning Brides, The Clash, Kyuss, Scissorfight, Speedealer, Black Sabbath, Nerf Herder, Weezer, Blood Sledge Electric Death Chickens, Jimi Hendrix, Silverchair, Beastie Boys, Soundgarden, Tom Petty, The Cars, The Roots, Gin Blossoms, Superdrag, Beck, Fugazi, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Outkast, Rolling Stones ('60s/'70s), Shellac, Motorhead, Patty Griffin, The White Stripes, Television, The Kincaids, The Fallopian Dudes, Chapstik, and that's just to name a few!

Movies:

Pirates of the Carribean, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back, Star Wars (Empire is STILL the best!), Suicide Kings, Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Old School, Dodge Ball, Anchorman, ALL THAT IS MONTY PYTHON, Shallow Hal, Envy, Saving Silverman, Secret Window, Mars Attacks!, Napoleon Dynamite, Clue, Sin City, Good Will Hunting, man I could go on FOREVER!!!

Television:

Don't really watch televison that much, but I will (or already) own these shows on DVD: FAMILY GUY, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Malcom In the Middle, Insomniac, Kids In the Hall, and House. I was an avid couch potato in my stoner years (fuckin' burnout!).

Books:

Hammer of the Gods, Letters From Hell, Complete Stories and Poems of Edgar Allan Poe, Travels With Charley, Nightmares and Dreamscapes, The Lost Battalion, Under The Black Flag.

Heroes:

Dave Grohl, John Bonham, Dale Crover, Mark Arm, Steve Turner, Eddie Glass, Ruben Romano, Josh Homme, my Trudy, and me ma'!!!

My Blog

UPDATE YA'LL

So here we go.  Life in the lab is cool as usual. I am no longer in a band AGAIN...(although The Esperantos should play at least one more show at White's for the hell of it!)Trudy and I have purc...
Posted by Joe on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:44:00 PST