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Shakif

Before we slip into unconsciousness...I'd like to

About Me

Leaves are falling all around. It's time I was on my way. Thanks to you. I'm much obliged for such a pleasant stay. And now it's time for me to go. The autumn moon lights my way. But now I smell the rain, and with it pain, and it's headed my way. Ah, sometimes I grow so tired, but I know one thing I got to do...ramble on. And now's the time, the time is now to sing my song. I'm going 'round the world, I got to find my girl on my way. Been this way ten years to the day. Find the queen of all my dreams. Got no time to spend and weep. The time has come to be gone. And to our health we drank a thousand times....have to ramble on. Mine's a tale that can't be told. My freedom I hold dear. How many years ago in days of old, when magic filled the air. T'was the darkest depths of Mordor. I met a girl so fair. But Golem, the evil one, crept up and slipped away with her. Ain't noting I can do...but ramble on.
ABOUT YOURSELF
nicknames SHAK
eye color BROWN
hair color BLACK
height 5'9"
school CAL STATE FULLERTON
do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend NOT AT THE MOMENT
describe yourself in a few words I'M A WILD AND CRAZY GUY
are you a bitch ALL THE TIME
are you conceited NOT AT ALL
do you follow the crowd NOT AT ALL
are you a lazy bum WHEN EVER I GET A CHANCE
are you a thug nigger YES
whose your best friend MY GUITAR
piercings NONE
what color shoes do you have BLACK, WHITE
anything else?
SOME QUESTIONS
whats the craziest thing you ever done OPENED UP FOR OZZY OZBOURNE
do you drink or smoke BOTH
are you ever horny EVERY DAY
how many boys do you want to hump 2 OR 3
what do you want in a guy or girl SEX
are you gay or straight STRAIGHT
are you a virgin YEAH.........HAHAHAHA
what do you think of bugs I LIKE ROACHES
liars? WE ALL DO IT
fakes? SUCK
drama? AVOID IT
are you loud or quiet LOUD WHEN NEEDED, QUIET WHEN NEEDED
do you believe in love WISHFUL THINKIN
do you believe in god WISHFUL THINKIN
what are your fears NOT BEING SUCCESSFUL
how big is your weener or tits COME FIND OUT
what do you think about while lieng in your bed before you fall asleep SEX
were you a fan of the spice girls HAHAHA
what do you think of lesbians and gays COOL/COOL
do you talk on the phone alot I TRY NOT TO
how often are you on myspace ONCE IN A WHILE
do hott movie scenes make you hard ALL THE TIME
WHICH ONE
your mom or dad MOM
eniglish or spanish SPANISH
dog or cat DOG
boys or girls GIRLS
blondes or brunettes BRUNETTES
ditching or sneaking out DITCHING
water or soda WATER
phone or computer COMPUTER
FAVORITES
number 3
letter A
movie THE WARRIORS
song NO QUARTER
word FUCK
store MID-MICHIGAN MUSIC
sports BASEBALL, HOCKEY. SOCCER, WOMEN MUD WRESTLING
animal MY CAT
show KCAL9 NEWS
food ANGELO'S HAMBURGERS
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My Interests

This might sound far-fetched, but I like going out and meeting new people. I enjoy playing kool shows (especially parties). I Love going to the beach and watching the sun set. I enjoy going to Hollywood and making fun of the freaks. I like spending quiet times alone and doing absolutely nothing. Yeah, I can dance very well (if you get me intoxicated enough). I like a good theatrical performance. I like painting. I put up a good fight when arguing about politics and religion (though I tend to avoid such discussions). Oh and I like utilizing the 350 horses in my Dodge Charger to the fullest extent.

I'd like to meet:

...president Bush so I could slap him. Bill Clinton to give him a high-five, Jeff Dahmer to ask him what the fuck he was thinkin', and God to ask him to forgive us, for we know not what we do.

Music:

Led Zeppelin, Sonic Youth, My Bloody Valentine, Autolux, The Doors, Morphine, The Stooges, Aphex Twins, Fugazi, Square Pusher, Jimmy Hendrix, Isis, PJ Harvey, Jerry Lee Lewis, Portishead, Nick Cave, Tricky, Interpol, The Carpenters, PIL, Television, CCR, Cream, Ambulance, Astra....oh and Iron Maiden

Television:

KCAL-9 news at 9, Count Down With Keith Oberman, Larry King Live, Sports Center, Austin City Limits, Sessions At 54th.

Books:

Wheel of Color, Wheel of Karma. Our Lady of the Hypercube. The Guillotones. Euthanasia Convent, all by Bradley L. VanDeventer.