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About Me

i dont need to impress anyone. i simply do not care. i like people. tall, skinny, fat, black, white, purple..i dont effin care. sometimes i shave..sometimes i dont. sometimes my hair is short..sometimes it's shaggy. i've been in a zillion bands and now i hate it so now im in a cover band..again..who am i trying to impress? maybe your mom cuz i heard shes hot. oh, i rule. yeah..its that simple. representin***disclaimer, i created this out of pure boredom. so, if it souds like bullshit..well..maybe it is..or isnt. who knows..only those who actually know me know. so, suck it!**** ..

My Interests

i know how to poop in the way of the ninja. If I could be a bird, I'd be a Flying Purple People Eater because then people would sing about me and I could fly down and eat them because I hate that song.

Once while walking through the mall a guy came up to me and said "Hey, hows it going?". So I grabbed his arm and twisted it up behind his head and said "Now whose asking the questions?"I think a pillow should be the peace symbol, not the dove. The pillow has more feathers than the dove, and it doesn't have a beak to peck you with.When this girl at the art museum asked me whom I liked better, Monet or Manet, I said, "I like mayonnaise." She just stared at me, so I said it again, louder. Then she left. I guess she went to try to find some mayonnaise for me.did i mention i like to poop? Here is my awesome daughter singing her best Journey with her partner in crime, "duckie." the cooliest lil gril in the world
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I'd like to meet:

one of the most amazing and highly talented men to walk the earth. short lived and wonderful while he was here.and some people say i look like this guy..whatev..

Music:

i love morrissey and the smiths. i dont care what you think. i love 80's metal/hair rock. i love early 90's synth pop. i love 80's style hardcore/thrash metal. i dislike emo music and i dislike emo bands. i dislike hippies more than emo. how do you hide money from a hippie? hide it under the soap.

Movies:

i am a horror movie freak! i love em all. even the campy cheesy ones. big zombie movie fan. huge i say!! i love musicals as well. if you have a problem with that we can totally fight.

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Television:

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Books:

words, words...uhh, words...i like magazines..the nudie ones for the articles of course. ahhh..who am i kiddin..boobies are flippin sweet!

Heroes:

myself..i never graduted kindegarten. i never graduated high school. i never graduated college. i make millions of dollars and have lots of toys such as cars, motorcycles, video games, a submarine, a tank, two ply toilet paper, hovercraft, skeletal remains of the elephant man, walt disney's frozen head, and a whole bunch of other shit that you will never have. so fuck you and your school! i am awesome..seriously!(i hope anyone reading this knows what dry humor or sarcasim is.)

My Blog

metallica

so, today at work i decide to throw in some old jams. i put my player on shuffle and start my day. all of the sudden "phantom lord" by metallica comes on. i stop what im doing and listen. it takes me ...
Posted by Diamond JTL on Thu, 07 Feb 2008 12:21:00 PST

meat is murder..but so freakin tasty!!

ok..so..i posted a fun lil ditty and my connection crapped out on me..so anyway..thought i would post a blog here for fun times. ummmm...life is good. fam is tops..all is freakin sweet yo. so...i gave...
Posted by Diamond JTL on Thu, 24 Jan 2008 04:23:00 PST

glimmer of hope

yet again the almighty FOO FIGHTERS bring it with a new album due in septemeber. the single they are palying righ now is well....KICK MUTHA FUCDKIN ASSSS!!!! they have staying power. every album they...
Posted by Diamond JTL on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 07:16:00 PST

these doods owned!!

Best costumes in a long long while! Then of course there is Mr. Ron Burghandy and Mr. Paul Stanley Then just plain freakin cute! ...
Posted by Diamond JTL on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 09:33:00 PST

you know you are old when....

you have a four hour band practice and the next day you feel like you worked out for like 2 weeks. my body is sore everywhere. i need fuji spa massage...with happy ending please. har! ...
Posted by Diamond JTL on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:06:00 PST

very hateful today....

ok..i hate..or actually get very annoyed to the brink of hatred: 1. my job 2. emo/scene people. yeah, i wear a motley crue t shirt cuz i like them and i own their fucking albums fucktards! stop wearin...
Posted by Diamond JTL on Mon, 16 Oct 2006 06:53:00 PST

why is it....

that bands like the pixies, band brains, the accused and others are so hard to come by. but the killers are allowed to make another album? i hate the music industry.
Posted by Diamond JTL on Tue, 03 Oct 2006 08:19:00 PST

life lesson

i've had many...but this one is a done deal.i have just read of three cool ass musicain folk who have died. quickly and prob preventable. i love my motorcycle. i do. i love the feeling of riding. the ...
Posted by Diamond JTL on Sat, 16 Sep 2006 11:17:00 PST

the last of the drunken hearted

the day, friday september 8th 2006. the place, mac's bar in lovely lansing mi the occasion. one of the greatest guitar players in this town departing to the land of sin, las vegas. and the semi retire...
Posted by Diamond JTL on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 06:39:00 PST

another year.....

has gone by...man, that didnt take long. i use to like birthdays. but now i really dont care about mine all that much. the older i get, the more i look at my life and ponder. dont get me wrong, i love...
Posted by Diamond JTL on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 08:55:00 PST