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the jessica

don't get mangled if you get tangled in the gangle angle.

About Me

I'm not going to tell you why I have pi tattooed on my arm, stop asking. What I WILL talk to you about is saxophones, harmonica, blues, funk, jazz, soul, rock, classic rock, classic R&B, classic cars, Coca-Cola classic, and Vlassic pickles. I also enjoy the Red Wings, the Steelers, penguins, mac n cheese, pistachios, and pirates. I have a Second Life account and I'm not ashamed of it. Let's jam sometime.
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"If you look up the term Ass Kicker in the dictionary, there will be a picture of nothing--because it's a fucking dictionary, they don't have pictures--but we swear to God the page smells a little bit like Michael Dudikoff."

"It's already turning spring here in Oregon, and since I'm unemployed, I"m not joking, I spend four hours a day masturbating. Party don't stop!" - Hart Ryan Noecker

My Interests

..Astronomy, Astrophysics, Cars, Computer music, Cooking, Drawing, Environmental science, Event production, Filmmaking, Football, George Clinton, Hockey, Horror movies, Horseback riding, Motorcycles, Music, Natural disasters, Painting, Photography, Pirates, Psychology, Science, Snakes, Sociology, Tattoo art, Writing, Zombies

I'd like to meet:

Pavel Datsyuk, B.B. King, Roland Kirk

Music:

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In alphabetical order! Anaal Nathrakh, Anomaly, Aphex Twin, Arcturus, B.B. King, The Beatles, Bile, Billy Idol, Bob Motycka, Bo Diddley, Buddy Guy, Buddy Rich, Burzum, Cannonball Adderley, Cash O'Riley, Cirque Du Soleil, Clint Mansell, Coke Dick Motorcycle Awesome, Columbine, Curtis Mayfield, Daft Punk, Dagon, Dave Brubeck, DDT, Dean Martin, Deathstars, Depeche Mode, Devin Townsend, Dimmu Borgir, Elmore James, Emperor, Etta James, Firewater, Frank Sinatra, Funkadelic, Funker Vogt, Genetic Drift, George Clinton, Hank Williams Sr, Harvyst, Helheim, Herbie Hancock, Howlin' Wolf, In Flames, The Isley Brothers, James Brown, Jeff Starr, John Coltrane, John Lee Hooker, Johnny Cash, John Scofield, KMFDM, Kronos Quartet, Kyuss, Led Zeppelin, Little Walter, Living Sacrifice, Louis Armstrong, Louis Jordan, Louis Prima, Mamie Smith, Ma Rainey, Maze, Memphis Jug Band, Miles Davis, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ministry, Mister Fister, Muddy Waters, Negative Red, Nine Inch Nails, Old Crow Medicine Show, Opeth, Parliament/P-Funk, Paul Oakenfold, Phillip Glass, Prince, Rammstein, Ray Charles, Rob Klajda, Robert Johnson, Scissor Sisters, Skinny Puppy, Slayer, Soulive, Soulstice, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Stevie Wonder, Strapping Young Lad, Synthetic Aesthetic, Taj Mahal, Tommy Foster, Tom Petty, Tom Waits, Tool, The Who, Wumpscut, Wynton Marsalis, XTC, to name a few.

Movies:

Let's go in alphabetical order again: A Clockwork Orange, Amelie, Batman: Dark Knight, Big Fish, The Big Lebowski, Boondock Saints, City of Lost Children, The Devil's Rejects, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, The Godfather, Goodfellas, Hostel, I Heart Huckabees, Karate Kid, Monty Python, Nightmare Before Christmas, Night of the Living Dead, Pi, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pretty Woman, The Princess Bride, Pulp Fiction, Ratatouille, Requiem for a Dream, Reservoir Dogs, Silence of the Lambs, Snatch, Stalker, Star Wars IV-VI, Sweeny Todd, They Live, Total Recall, True Romance, Undercover Brother, Walk The Line... and a bunch more.

Television:

NHL, NFL, Metalocalypse, Discovery Channel

Books:

Dr. Seuss, George Orwell, Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:

Megaman, Cannonball Adderley, Little Walter

My Blog

music, long walks on the beach, and the occasional stabbing spree.

Buddy ol' pal Josh posted this on his blog a while ago and I just got around to reading the actual article.  It says you can tell a lot about a person by what they drink -- here's what it says fo...
Posted by the jessica on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 02:46:00 PST

chroma-aroma-hydrotherapy

Look at this shower.  Are you kidding me?  I'm just happy when my water heater works. Let's be honest, how luxurious of a "showering experience" do you really need?  Chromatherapy? ...
Posted by the jessica on Fri, 26 Sep 2008 05:53:00 PST

all hail megatron spider

I'm wondering if it's normal to have a recurring character in your dreams. I've heard theories on recurring dreams... you know, you have a recurring dream that you're running through a field of daffo...
Posted by the jessica on Mon, 12 May 2008 03:59:00 PST

10 things that piss me off.

1. Pretending to be interested. If you don't want to hear what I have to say, don't ask me about it, and if I talk about it anyway, tell me to shut up. It will save us both a lot of wasted time.2. N...
Posted by the jessica on Sun, 27 Apr 2008 04:34:00 PST

the bell of a saxophone is a lot like a rabbit hole.

I have a lot of work to do. I’ve come to notice that I’ve been making lots of excuses to keep doing what I’m doing, even though I don’t particularly LIKE what I’m doing....
Posted by the jessica on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 12:21:00 PST

blowers!

There are several things this blog could have been about with a subject line like that. Horns, snowblowers, AC units, perhaps things of a more intimate nature.... but it’s about hockey.Josh&rsq...
Posted by the jessica on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 01:16:00 PST

stuff white people like, and apparently i’m welsh.

I found this gem of a site on my pastor’s blog today, who linked to the entry about bottled water.http://stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.com/2008/03/16/8 9-saint-patricks-day/The St Patricks Day o...
Posted by the jessica on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 03:06:00 PST

a jessica quote to live by.

I know I use this quote a lot, but seriously, if you can't afford to tip, you can't afford to drink at a bar. Period. I worked my ASS off tonight (almost literally), my legs and my feet and my hip h...
Posted by the jessica on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 01:16:00 PST

he doesn’t wear hoodies.

I have something very strange to talk about today.Lately, my dreams have become so vivid that I literally have trouble discerning what's reality and what was a dream. You may already know this is you...
Posted by the jessica on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 03:39:00 PST

i been tagged.

Blog from HellHere's how you play:Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 15 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end choose 10 people to be tagged, li...
Posted by the jessica on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 12:02:00 PST