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Lance Uppercut, Byaaah!

i find the most erotic part of a woman's body is the boobies.

About Me

tall & skinny with a bad haircut. i'm a street fighter alpha 3 player extraodinaire, local computer geek, head of limitlessunits.com's art dept, i like to play video games online. no more everquest, moved on to world of warcraft. i've always wanted to be somebody when i grew up, i guess i should have been more specific.

My Interests

the simpsons, comic books, video games, computers, movies, music, photography, art, comedy, action figures, the 80's, beaches, surfing, body boarding, food, sleeping, traveling, road trips, watching stand up comedy, laughing (with you or at you)
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I'd like to meet:

let me describe the perfect date: i take her out to a nice dinner. she looks amazing. some guy tries to hit on her... now he wants to fight - so I grab him - I throw him into the jukebox. then the other ninja’s got a knife, he comes at me, we grapple, I turn his knife on him... blood on the dance floor. she’s scared now. i take her home. i’m holding her in my arms. i reach in for a kiss... i hear something in the leaves, i flip her around, she gets a poison arrow right in her back. she was in on it the whole time... but i knew.

Music:

70s porn music. eminem, offspring, stp, linkin park, nas, jay z, fiddy cent, bone thugs n harmony, tupac, b.i.g., x to the z, wu tang clan, ursher, mos def, defari, dilated peoples, canibus, faith 1

Movies:

clerks, mallrats, chasing amy, scarface, braveheart, star wars trilogy, true romance, happy gilmore, fight club, once upon a time in china 1 2

Television:

the simpsons, the family guy, southpark, futurama, late night with conan o'brien, space ghost coast 2 coast, aqua teen hunger force, sealab 2021, perfect hair forever, harvey birdman, the venture bros, justice league unlimited, drawn together, arrested development, the office, heroes

Books:

comic books, maximum pc, wizard, toyfare and umm... anything with nudity. currently reading fables and the vertigo preacher series, i'll be picking up all the ex machina and y the last man trade paperbacks at the sd comic con this summer.

Heroes:

batman and shotgun tom brrrrrr ah! Which DC Super Hero Are You?
Millionaire playboy by day, dark knight by night. You are the world's greatest detective. You are Batman, and you are feared and respected by both hero and villian.
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