'Shoo, shoo,' said the maiden...'Come, maiden,' said the rabbit, 'sit on my tail and go with me to my rabbit hutch'--Baby Firefly--House of 1000 Corpses
Shit I like to do
watching my YANKEES win and kick ass, Playing with my doggies, hanging out with my sorority sisters, napping, watching movies, volunteering in animal rescue organizations, pretty much anything that doesn't require camping out in the woods! I was tricked into camping once and it was so horrible that I am scarred for life...so no camping. I like to frolick around the apartment and sing for my roomie. I shop like no other and have a shoe collection that would make Sarah Jessica Parker jealous. I am fascinate with the world of tattooing and body modification and I also collect barbies. My favorite website EVER is www.pamperedpuppy.com they have the best stuff for the pampered pooch! I love going out to bars and clubs with my favorites and getting slaphappy, listening to music (HIM and Rob Zombie are my life), getting tattoos, www.bmezine.com, staying in and watching movies on the couch, hanging out with my other half/best friend/side kick Megan, singing in the shower, planting flowers!!!, swimming, def. NOT skiiing, going home to Brooklyn to visit my family, going to concerts, animal planet, going to the spa or salon, massages, scrapbooking, rearranging stuff, going downtown, traveling to awesome places, road trips...
You Are a Martini
There's no other way to say it: you're a total lush.
You hold your liquor well, and you hold a lot of it!
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Ashley
Birthday: September 12, 1985
Birthplace: Charlotte NC
Current Location: Charlotte NC
Eye Color: brown but sometimes they are green...
Hair Color: blonde with my red streak
Height: 5'5"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Italian, German, Belgium and Scotch-Irish
The Shoes You Wore Today: my Via Spiga's
Your Weakness: whining puppies (ie crate training) I just can't do it!
Your Fears: bees, bugs and gross things like that
Your Perfect Pizza: plain cheese...blot the grease
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: make dean's list
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: haha
Thoughts First Waking Up: 5 more minutes
Your Best Physical Feature: hmm I'm not really sure...smile maybe?
Your Bedtime: whenever I fall asleep
Your Most Missed Memory: stealing toys from preschool with my partner in crime
Pepsi or Coke: pepsi
MacDonalds or Burger King: chick-fil-a
Single or Group Dates: group
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: tea is gross
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: ew
Do you Smoke: yes
Do you Swear: duh
Do you Sing: whenever the moment is right!
Do you Shower Daily: every other
Have you Been in Love: yes
Do you want to go to College: i think so...
Do you want to get Married: yes
Do you belive in yourself: most of the time
Do you get Motion Sickness: on boats or ships
Do you think you are Attractive: sure why not
Are you a Health Freak: ha no
Do you get along with your Parents: yes
Do you like Thunderstorms: no
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: yes, well cigarettes
In the past month have you been on Drugs: nothing illegal
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: have I ever!
Ever been called a Tease: i think so...
Ever been Beaten up: I'm a lover not a fighter unless you bitch out my mama!
Ever Shoplifted: yea...a honeystick from starbucks when I was 12...I gave it back though
How do you want to Die: saving someone or in my sleep
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Forensic Anthropologist
What country would you most like to Visit: Africa
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: blue or green
Favourite Hair Color: brown or black
Short or Long Hair: short
Height: taller than me
Weight: average i guess, I have been known to like the skinny ones though
Best Clothing Style: whatever floats your boat as long as it's clean, presentable and not wildly odd
Number of Drugs I have taken: illegal-1, legal- off the charts
Number of CDs I own: a buttload
Number of Piercings: 20 something
Number of Tattoos: 10
Number of things in my Past I Regret: 0
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We like to get fucked up, and do fucked up shit---Baby Firefly---House of 1000 Corpses
And out of the darkness, the Zombie did call, True pain and suffering he brought to them all, Away ran the children to hide in their beds, for fear that the devil would chop off their heads--Call Of The Zombie--Rob Zombie
My Favorite Movies
I own every single DVD that Johnny Depp has ever made, so yea I love any movie with him in it but naturally my favorite JD movies are The Astronaut's Wife, From Hell, Edward Scissorhands, Corpse Bride, The Ninth Gate, Nick of Time, Don Juan DeMarco, Once Upon a Time in Mexico, Sleepy Hollow, What's Eating Gilbert Grape, Secret Window, Ed Wood, Benny and Joon, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Donnie Brasco, Chocolat, Pirates of the Caribbean, Cry Baby, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Finding Neverland, Blow, Platoon. I also love anything with Orlando Bloom: Troy, Lord of the Rings, Cinderella Man, GI Jane, Ned Kelly, Kingdom of Heaven. I'm a huge Horror movie lover: Evil Dead 1 and 2, Amityville Horrors, Saw 1 and 2, Devil's Rejects, House of 1000 Corpses, Bram Stoker's Dracula, The Bride of Frankenstein, Halloween, Friday the 13th, Nightmare on Elm Street, The Shining, Poltergeist, Pumpkinhead, Mary Shelly's Frankenstein, 13 Ghosts, The Exorcist, The Exorcism of Emily Rose, The Hills Have Eyes, Psycho, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Wrong Turn, Scream, Slaughterhouse and Children of the Corn. Other movies I love are: Legally Blonde 1 and 2, Mean Girls, Boogie Nights, The Sweetest Thing, 61*, The Pride of the Yankees, Napoleon Dynamite, Zoolander, Dodgeball, Wedding Crashers, Starsky and Hutch, Milo and Otis, 101 Dalmations, cinderella, troy, kinddom of heaven, HARRY POTTER MOVIES!!! ummm...Dirty Dancing, Pretty Woman, Kids, Practical Magic, Jurassic Park, James Bond, Kindergarten Cop, Bruce Almighty, Grinch, Happy Gilmore, Billy Madison, Big Daddy, Big Mamas House, Daddy Daycare, My Best Friends Wedding, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, Detroit Rock City, Almost Famous, Garfield, Gone With the Wind, The 7 Year Itch, Gentlemen Prefer Blondes, The 3 Faces of Eve, The Neverending Story, Walk The Line, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Elephant Man, The Last House on the Left, Showgirls, Killer Klowns from Outer Space, Rosemary's Baby, Forrest Gump, Saving Private Ryan, Monsters Inc., Toy Story 1 and 2, Romeo and Juliet, American Psycho, Adams Family, Meet the Parents, Uncle Buck, Dead Poets Society, The Birds, Niagra, Thinner...
Your Pimp Name Is...
G-string Dazzle
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* . . About You . . *
Eye Color:: Brown
Hair Color:: Platinum Blonde with a red streak
Height:: 5'5"
Favorite Color:: PINK! Blue and baby yellow
Screen Name:: BlondieBarbie
Favorite Band:: Greenday, Godsmack, Aerosmith, Sublime, White Zombie, The 69 Eyes, HIM, CKY
Favorite Movie:: Mean Girls, House of 1000 Corpses, The Devil's Rejects, 61*, Milo and Otis, Zoolander and Dodgeball
Favorite Show:: Taboo and King of Queens
Your Car:: Spyder Eclipse 1998
Your Hometown:: Charlotte NC
Your Present Town:: Charlotte NC
Your Crushes First Name:: JOHNNY DEPP!!
Your Grade:: Junior in College
Your Style:: I just wear what I like, which is usually my sevens a killer pair of stilettos
* . . Have You Ever . . *
Sat on your rooftop?: no, heights suck
Kissed someone in the rain?: yes
Danced in a public place?: yes
Smiled for no reason?: all of the time!
Laughed so hard you cried?: always
Peed your pants after age 8?: no
Written a song?: yea but it was stupid
Sang to someone for no reason?: yes I sing to my roomie and to my pugs all of the time
Performed on a stage?: most of my life
Talked to someone you don't know?: yes
Gone out of your way to befriend someone?: I don't think so...friends just just appear
Made out in a theatre?: guilty
Gone roller skating since 8th grade?: no
Been in love?: yes
* . . Who was the last person to . . *
Say HI to you?: my roomie Sydelle
Tell you, I love you?: My mommy!
Kiss you?: mom
Hug you?: mom
Tell you BYE?: roomie Syd
Write you a note?: megan my other half
Take your photo?: this random dude at dixies
Call your cell phone?: Syd
Buy you something?: my mom
Go with you to the movies?: mom- yea so I love my mom :)
Sing to you?: megan
Write a poem about you?: hasn't happend but it should
Text message you?: megan
Touch you?: Syd...lucky girl
* . . What's the last . . *
Time you laughed?: a few minutes ago
Time you cried?: last week
Movie you watched?: The Devil's Rejects
Joke you told?: Why did the teacher have to put on sunglasses? Because the students were so bright!
Song you've sang?: Dragula by Rob Zombie
Time you've looked at the clock?: right now
Drink you've had?: pepsi
Number you've dialed?: Megan
Book you've read?: Mr. Maybe
Food you've eaten?: Arbys
Flavor of gum chewed?: Mint
Shoes you've worn?: nine west mary jane stilettos
Store you've been in?: petsmart
Thing you've said?: love you boo boo! (to my poug Albert)
* . . Can You . . *
Write with both hands?: negative
Whistle?: kind of
Blow a bubble?: it's lame but yes
Roll your tounge in a circle?: yes
Cross your eyes?: yes
Touch your tounge to your nose?: no
Dance?: been dancing since I was 2 so i would say yes
Gleek?: ugh goss
Stay up a whole night without sleep?: not likely unless I'm really excited or scared
Speak a different language?: yes, german
Impersonate someone?: yes
Prank call people?: who can't?
Make a card pyramid?: no
Cook anything?: i'm italian of course!
* . . Finish The Line . . *
If i were a ...: millionaire
I wish ...: i could stop animal cruelty
So many people don't know that ...: the yankees are the best team EVER
I am ...: almost done with this survery
My heart is ...: smiling!
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There is no fuckin' ice cream in your fuckin' future---Otis Driftwood---The Devil's Rejects
Shit I Watch
Rescue me and Nip/Tuck on Fox, Third Watch, anthing on Animal Planet, national geographic, discovery, Taboo, Desperate houswives, petstar, dr.g medical examiner, plastic surgery before and after, south park, king of queens, jeff corwin, golden girls, nanny, designing women, strong medicine, will and grace, trading spaces, wild on, clean sweep, project runway, americas next top model, montel, nypd blue, law and order, cops, sex and the city, six feet under, simpsons, king of the hill, stripperella, hbo: america undercover, taxicab confessions, band of brothers, stephen king's rose red and kingdom hospital, any documentaries on cool stuff like tribes and body art, Inked, Miami Ink, K9 karma, dog whisperer, dead like me, sopranos, 24, grey's anatomy, maury, jerry springer, the cat house, ellen degeneres show...
You scored as Hot. You are Hot, you scream and are wild, people love doing anything sexual with you.
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Let me bleed you this song of my heart deformed, and lead you along this path in the dark, where I belong till I feel your warmth. Hold me, like you held on to life, when all fears came alive and entombed me. Love me, like you love the sun, scorching the blood in my Vampire Heart--H.I.M.
My Favorite Books
The A-list's, Gossip Girl's, Shopaholic's, Clique's, Shakespeare, French Kiss, Addicted, Wuthering Heights, The Importance of Being Earnest, confessions of a teenage drama queen, gurl, south beach, and Edgar Allen Poe...book of greek myths, ancient egypt, geneaology of greek mythology, for the love of pugs, silent witness, the devil wears prada, illiad, oddessy, nostradamus, da vinci code, flesh and bone, the kennedy curse, palmistry, kiss my tiara, american erotica 2004, the clique series, the it girl series, addicted, mr. maybe, the big love, can you keep a secret?, the notebook, the wedding, four blondes, high maintenence, stripcity, bergdorf blondes, pugs in public, confessions of a stripper, hidden evidence, purity and danger, south beach, diary of anne frank and all kathy reichs books oh and How to make love like a porn star- jenna jamesons biography (phenomenal!!!!!!!!!) oh yea and coloring books
You Are a Classic Martini
You area sophisticated drinker, who knows that simple quality is over-rated.
You're a knowledgeable drunk, but sometimes you're a know-it-all when you're blasted.
You should never: Drink and gossip. You tend to forget who's standing right behind you!
Shriek the lips across the ragged tongue, convulsing together. Sing violently, move the jaw cry aloud. Bound up the dead triumphantly--Superbeast--Rob Zombie
People I look up to
Sheri Moon Zombie, Elizabeth Cady Stanton, Lucretia Mott and Susan B. Anthony. MICKEY MANTLE and JOE D!!!! all of the FDNY and the NYPD who gave thier lives for others on 9/11/01. Rob Zombie because he is just amazing...ASPCA officers- by far the most amazing people in the animal world, my mom, my grandmother, my dad, angelina jolie and princess diana, albert einstein, victor turner, clayde levi-strauss, radcliffe-brown, charles darwin, isaac newton, thomas hobbes, john locke, frederick douglas, coco chanel, kate spade, tori amos...