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uncle skam

KILL THE KIDS!!, THEIR'S NO FUTURE IN THEM!!!!!

About Me

____________________________________________________________ ________ SO YEAH SUCK MY ASS!!! THE INTERNETS GOING TO KILL YOU ALL!!!!! aNd i'LL bE THeRe TO EaT ALLLLLLL yOUR fOoD!!!!! ____________________________________________________________ ________

My Interests

MUSIC, MOVIES, BIOLOGY, AND APPARENTLY BABY SITTING MY DRUNK'N IDIOT FRIEND'S 'CAUSE I ALWAYS END UP DOIN' IT!!!! ____________________________________________________

I'd like to meet:

THE GUY (OR GIRL) WHO SMELLS LIKE SUMMER SAUSAGE AND THE OTHER ONE WHO SMELLS LIKE BAD MILK!!! THEY SEEM TO FOLLOW ME TO EVERY SHOW I'VE EVER BEEN TOO!!! My pirate name is: Dread Pirate Vane Like the famous Dread Pirate Roberts, you have a keen head for how to make a profit. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr! Get your own pirate name from piratequiz.com.
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Music:

I love music!!! ____________________________________________________ If you music FACISTS out there really wanna know what I listen too then fuckin ask me!!!! ____________________________________________________ DON'T fucking try and LOOK at my page and think you know a thing about the MUSIC I listen too!! ____________________________________________________ Take that back to your little fuckin pissy "group" and stuff it PIG!!!!

Movies:

Don't even get me started unless you have a few years! (lol)

Your Deadly Sins


Wrath: 60%
Sloth: 40%
Envy: 0%
Gluttony: 0%
Greed: 0%
Lust: 0%
Pride: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
You will die, after conquering the world as an evil dictator. How Sinful Are You?

Television:

ONLY WHEN I NEED A GOOD BRAINWASHING!!
You Passed 8th Grade Math
Congratulations, you got 10/10 correct! Could You Pass 8th Grade Math? I am 16% Idiot.
.. I am not annoying at all. In fact most people come to me for advice. Of course they annoy the hell out of me. But what can I do? I am smarter than most people. Take the
Idiot Test
@ FualiDotCom

Books:

Anything by NANCY A. COLLINS, Frank Herbert and his son's books in the DUNE series yadda yadda yadda!

Heroes:

Ummmm.... Yeah about that, umm.... The black stuff oozing in our front yard is getting the most points so far!

My Blog

YOUR PATRIOTISM ONLY MAKES YOU XENOPHOBIC!!

FUCKIN' THINK ABOUT IT!!!! (and if the words are to big for you, PICK-UP A FUCKIN' BOOK YOU BRAIN DEAD ILLITERATE FUCK!)
Posted by uncle skam on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 07:27:00 PST

whyyyy the fuck?!!!

Why is it when ever I find an awesome shirt on Ebay or something like that it's ALWAYS FOR SOME FAT MOTHERFUCKER!!!! For instance: One Awesome ass Gwar shirt for sale! 10 bux! out of Print!!!! Size: S...
Posted by uncle skam on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 04:09:00 PST

MUTHA Fuckin BEATALLICA!!!

Once again they FUCKIN ROCKED MY ASS OFF!!  It's goooone I don't know what happened to it..... missing...... But as always I advocate high doses of Beatallica and other kick ass bands still!!!...
Posted by uncle skam on Tue, 13 Dec 2005 04:54:00 PST

WOW!!! IT'S BACK!!!

Well fuckin Rajj is back!!  Goddamn it! lol  And I threw my neck out coughing in my SLEEP! WHAT THE FUCK!! I think I'm falling apart!!!  Yeah were all dying and fried potatos are sooooo...
Posted by uncle skam on Mon, 28 Nov 2005 09:31:00 PST

AHHH THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING!!!

So how was your Halloweeeeen!???? Around were I live we had quite a gooood one! Except for a little thing I like to call "RAJJ"!  "RAJJ" is a bug that has been a reacurring nightmare to alllllll ...
Posted by uncle skam on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 03:44:00 PST