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About Me

I'm an asshole, lazy and crass through and through. I don't like your space, I wish I could destroy it. Other than that I fight on the front lines everyday, serving the slop that keeps America number one in girth, and I get a sick fascination out of handing over bags and buckets of fatty and cholesterol-ridden slop to people too lazy to walk from their car to strap on a feed-bag full of heart-attack friendly food. When they leave I say have a nice day, but am just wondering how many by-passes that fat waste of oxygen's insurance will cover. Seriously what kind of health insurance do you need to get a defibulator? Probably better than the policy they got. I'm getting paid to kill the lazy and ignorant. Maybe I should be working for the tobacco industry.

Your Deadly Sins

Sloth: 60%
Gluttony: 20%
Lust: 20%
Envy: 0%
Greed: 0%
Pride: 0%
Wrath: 0%
Chance You'll Go to Hell: 14%
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Black Metal
Bands like Sothis, Stormlord, Dark Funeral, and Emperor. Music is: Evil beyond being evil, the most trend-unfriendly and purely unrelenting form of metal. You do NOT give a shit about what others think about you. You hate all forms of authority and you hate anyone with any power over you except yourself. You have beliefs that others might call into question, but which you would vigorously defend.

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Yeah, thats right, Spider-Man with the Green Lantern at a close second. Guess its cause I said I like redheads and a most important possession.

My Interests

Play bass, drink old style, read books, listen to music

I'd like to meet:

I don't want to meet anyone whose work or music or art or movies I enjoy. I would probably wind up hating them, and then all the things I enjoyed before meeting them would remind me of the collasta-deuche I just met.There are plenty of people that I would like to give a stern talking to though. The kids of any rock star, cash don't care if I travel and Joey Ramone doesn't want me to have a cell phone. Bill O' Reilly needs a perspective changing experience, and all I need for that is a sheet of acid and a couple weeks to rant at the man after I regressed him to the state four-year olds are in. Then he'd see the light. George Lucas, I don't care if I change his mind, I would get so much satisfaction if I could yell at that guy for eight hours. I don't want to yell at the president, but would love a crack at the people that tell him what to do. I wouldn't yell at fran drescher, I would just make her listen to recordings of her self until she was too self-conscious to ever speak again. But, mostly I'd like five minutes a day to yell at the entire world's population.I'd also like to meet Conan O'Brian.

Music:

I like to think that I have a wide variety of musical tastes, but I listen to punk rock and weird crap.

Movies:

They Live, Sin City, Logan's Run, Walking Tall, any kick-ass lightsaber battles, Last Action Hero is cinematic genius! mid-90's ultra-violence will always have a soft spot in my heart, Comic book movies (except Elektra), French Kiss, Kevin Smith movies, The Princess Bride, cheesy horror (none of that high budget crap), Trey Parker and Matt Stone, and the greatest source of education and preperation: Zombie movies.

Television:

I refuse to watch anything on that tool of intellectual destruction. Exept I like the Daily Show. Otherwise I'd rather take your fuckin' T.V. and smash your fuckin head with it. South Park, I forgot South Park, and Family Guy, Futurama too. That doesn't stop me from wanting to destroy every last stupid box on the face of the earth! Oh Yeah, there's also Home Improvement, King of the Hill, MacGuyver, A-Team, Simpsons, Malcolm in the Middle, That's My Bush, Arrested Development, Quantum Leap, gotta watch the news sometimes, Jackass, Viva La Bam, Wild Boyz, The Alternative on vh1 classic has Bad Religion videos sometimes, Adult Swim is cool, and Conan O'Brian rocks, but I still hate TV, right?

Books:

Comic Books, Tolkein, the Dark Tower series, Dune, and Hunter S. Thompson.

Heroes:

Spider-Man is the coolest super-hero ever.

My Blog

I probably could have fit this blog here

Hey fuckers, Here I am on the waste once again. Everyone should listen to The Aquabats. All of you. Anyway my brother is locked up again. Kinda ruff on...
Posted by Tooth on Sat, 12 Aug 2006 08:22:00 PST

I'm not in a very typative mood.

Hullo, Well, been moved out for almost a week now. Yep. Bye. ...
Posted by Tooth on Thu, 06 Jul 2006 01:58:00 PST

I'm bitter, don't forget where dave's is, and junk rock.

Hullo, Well I just read that about me thing for the first time since I wrote it. I really get angry at fat people when I work fast food. Now that I just deliver pi...
Posted by Tooth on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 01:05:00 PST

The ultimate battle of wills and gettin creeped out on the internet

Hullo, Well here I am again. Hungover on my waste. So I have a new friend on this waste of time. I've never met this person before in my life. I am a l...
Posted by Tooth on Sun, 28 May 2006 02:10:00 PST

Same old shit

Well I can't quite decide if it is good to see all you losers still on your waste. I have returned to the land of clashing colors and backgrounds that make it hard to read the content. Do ...
Posted by Tooth on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:30:00 PST

Gay is fuckin' right, homo-bag.

Hullo, I guess you guys can just show up at my house, but I won't be there, I'm in Florida attempting to track down one Daniel P. Glover. I'm also building kitchen cabin...
Posted by Tooth on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 07:03:00 PST

I like my music

Do you really think people want to listen to whatever song you feel like playing on your website? That annoys me. I'm going to sleep and saying good-bye for a week, maybe two to all you my...
Posted by Tooth on Wed, 22 Feb 2006 06:26:00 PST

I want to be a Jedi, I've got to be a Jedi.

Well hello, I guess I don't have much to say. I feel lost without my lightsaber. But I will find it again! In the polar region of Telos it shall be mi...
Posted by Tooth on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 12:21:00 PST

Update.

Well at the 'rents house so I can prteach to all of you lonely internet-addicted swine. You suckers probably don't even have a sentinel. Losers. So none of you internet junkies can e...
Posted by Tooth on Sun, 29 Jan 2006 02:17:00 PST

New place.

Well, I moved. I'd love to tell you where, but then the podcast would find me. I get to sleep naked again, it feels good. Now we just need furniture. You all suck.
Posted by Tooth on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 02:15:00 PST