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smudge_albert_bear

About Me

Smudge Albert-Bear (G.O.M) here. Well the G.O.M. stands for Grand Old Moggy. I've decided to come on this site to give advice to any young kittens out there. I was brought up by paw,not mollycoddled like a lot of young cats these days. But I made my way in the world and a jolly good way I made.UNLIKE MANY CATS ON MYSPACE I HAVE AN ACTIVE BLOG. PLEASE READ IT. IT MIGHT HELP YOU TO KNOW HOW TO MANAGE YOUR HUMANS! body { background-image:url('http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/428 1/bearhh3.jpg'); background-position:Top Left; background-repeat:repeat; background-attachment:scroll; background-color:white;

My Interests

Being the Prime Moggy. Running my Catdom, Mousing, sleeping and patrolling my territory

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who'll feed me...
Get your own Chat Box! Go Large!

Get Your Own Chat Box! Go Large!

Music:

"Four legged Friend" and "What's up pussycat"

Movies:

Cat on a hot tin roof

Television:

I let my humans watch it. Can't see the point myself.

Books:

Useful for climbing on.

Heroes:

I am my own hero. Why would I want any other? However if anyone wants me as their hero I won't object. I am very heroic.

My Blog

Have you seen this cat?

The cat with no name has been spotted. Please contact Inspector McWhiskers at this blog, We are hot on the tail of this moggy who is clawed and dangerous!..See my pics for the evidence...
Posted by Smudge on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 06:56:00 PST

Moggy Poems and Songs (Competition)

Moggies are invited to submit great works.  Poems will be judged to high moggy standards. Bribes will not help you. Well not too much any way. Only friendly doggerel will be accepted. Get your pa...
Posted by Smudge on Sat, 14 Jul 2007 02:03:00 PST

There is a Cattery in New Orleans

There is a cattery in New Orleans,They call the Rising Sun,And it's been the ruin of many a poor cat,And Mog I know I'm one.My mother was a queenie,She sewed my new collar,My father was a gamblin' cat...
Posted by Smudge on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:27:00 PST

Earn A degree From The University of Smudge

 Top DegreesIt has come to our attention that in order for humans to get degrees they either have to spend years of study at an instituion, which they need to attend regulaly or they can pay som...
Posted by Smudge on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 01:06:00 PST

A purple and red collar!

Professor Smudge's Lit Crit lectureA Poem by Jenny JocatWhen I am old I will a wear purple, and  red collar that doesn't go,and doesn't suit me.I shall spend my biscuits on squeaky toys,and ...
Posted by Smudge on Mon, 02 Jul 2007 04:19:00 PST

Dr Smudge Is In

Dr Smudge's ColumnI get a lot of questions on the best way to treat humans who are feeling poorly. Well the first thing to say is that they are difficult to diagnose. The truth is seem to look after t...
Posted by Smudge on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 02:46:00 PST

Cammy Gang Attack the Big Umbrella

The Daily MoggyCammy Gang attack the big UmbrellaCammy has said he is not convinced about Smudge's claim that he would govern under a big umbrella. Spotting an umbrella in the garden the Cammy gang ch...
Posted by Smudge on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 12:17:00 PST

Fan sites and Sports news- Daily Moggy

The Daily Moggy Smudge fan sites.It has come to our attention that there are plans to set up one or more Smudge  fan chat rooms. We at the Daily Moggy say that Mr Albert-Bear  is getting far...
Posted by Smudge on Tue, 26 Jun 2007 01:43:00 PST

Mintys Anonymous

The Daily MoggySpecial ReportIn a quiet shed a group of moggies are gathered in a circle.  There is nothing to distinguish them from any other group of cats and yet they are gathered for a specia...
Posted by Smudge on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 01:40:00 PST

Daily Moggy Sued - Nicky email leaked.

We are in chaos in the Daily Moggy today. Writs have been served against to try and stop us telling the truth about Smudge Albert-Bear. Only my seeing an Honourabe Moggy Judge in basket have we been a...
Posted by Smudge on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 05:50:00 PST