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About Me


"Wanna CYBER?"
Come hazard the literary musings (and wholesale genius) of the tortured, yet hopeful soul known by most as KASAI
. Declared the second coming of Hunter S. Thompson by FUBAR. Nothing special really.
I am The Maniac Savant . I am no more a website than a state of being. I was borne of the postmodern strife of my creator. I am inanimate, yet I am far from lifeless. I've got impeccable taste in music, and I've got impeccable pecs, and who could ask for anything more? I'm a simple website, no frills really.
Just hood-old fashioned, inane, drug-addled, headbanging subversion for that ass. tales of intensive outpatient rehab , hallucinogenic nightmare visions, amphetamine-fueled rants, memories of bashing about boozers, adventures in cuckoldry, skate or die heroics, near misses, occasional Pete Doherty + Ed Banger Records worship, Baltimore club music , cooking (and seasoning) tips, chainsaw maintenance pointers , lessons in alchemy, exercise and fitness advice, analysis of the realpolitik , ruminations on the music all the cool kids are stealing, and the kind of fun-loving scumbaggery that should serve as an inspiration to the youths of heartland America .
Bit by Bit, attempting to destroy the neo-Suck nadir of our day and time. Basically Kasai's mental instability and complete lack of focus encapsulated in a convenient electronic format for consumption.
In a buttshell, this page is dedicated to both loyal friends of the site and the occasional internet seeker, desperate for upskirt action (which i do my best to provide). salud you fucks.

My Interests

Ableton Live 5, used arpeggiators/synths/vocoders, scumbaggery, final scratch, tenebre, boozers, roid raging, brass knuckles, eire, beasting out, doing whatever i want to whomever i want at all times, fixers, ripping people off, hang-gliding, drifting amongst the flotsam, reading poorly written books, dressing like an african warlord, kickin' it in the doldrums, moog prodigy, starting fights, getting what i want, manhole covers, paris hilton, interracial porn, the interweb, manipulating people, versailles, america's obsession with celebrities, ferrari 599 GTB, upskirt, kimbo, filthy streets, cheap booze, cheap (but puro) coke, guillotines, losing my mind one cell at a time, cleansing the doors of perception, boy cut panties, mop-top, jonesing, krav maga, pitbull breeding, pitbull breeding, life on the streets, suicide girls, the four-string fretted electric bass, desert nights, removing diaphragms from mics, skyscraping, lifetime tv, outsourcing, knifefights, going to pet stores (preferably mall pet stores), overpaying for concert tickets, crashing motorcycles that aren't mine, reaching for the lasers...

I'd like to meet:


anyone who will adore me ceaselessly. AND... any and all voltrons, decepticons, various autobots, go-bots, dinobots, constructo-bots, honda asimos and t-2000s. .
and of course, YOU!
AIM = badkarma750

Music:

!!!, 120 Days, 22-20s, The 5.6.7.8.'s, Acid Jacks, Air, Albert Hammond Jr., Amusement Parks on Fire, Animal Collective, Annie, Aphex Twin, Apostle of Hustle, Arctic Monkeys, At The Drive-In, Babyshambles, Baltimore Bass Connection, Basement Jaxx, Battles, Beach House, Beanie Sigel, The Beatles, Beck, Belle & Sebastian, Ben Gibbard, Bjork, The Black Ghosts, The Black Keys, Bloc Party, The Blood Brothers, The Blow, Boards of Canada, Bob Dylan, Bonde Do Role, Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, Boys Noize, Brazilian Girls, Bright Eyes, Broken Social Scene, Busy P, Cage, Cam'ron, Cajuan, Camera Obscura, Casiotone for the Painfully Alone, Cassius, Celebration, The Chemical Brothers, Burning Spear, Chromeo, The Cinematics, The 1st Clap Your Hands Say Yeah Album, The Clash, Claude Vonstroke, Clipse, Codec & Flexor, Cold War Kids, Coldplay's "Fix You, " Controller.Controller, Covox, Crystal Castles, CSS, Curtified, Cut Chemist, Cut Copy, dAtA, Daft Punk, Darkel, George Duke, David Banner, David Bowie, Dead Disco, Dead Prez, The Dears, Death Cab For Cutie, Death From Above 1979, Deerhoof, Devendra Banhart, Digitalism, Diplo, Mad Decent podcasts, Blaqstarr, Dipset, The Dirty Secrets, Disruption, Dizzee Rascal, DJ Feadz, DJ Mehdi, DJ Shadow, Does It Offend You, Yeah?, Dr. Dre, Dungen, Duran Duran, E-40, Eagles of Death Metal, Edan, Editors, El-P, El Michels Affair, Raekwon, Elefant, Elliott Smith, Enon, Eri Nobuchika, Linus Loves, Feist, The Fiery Furnaces, The Flaming Lips, Fox n Wolf, Franz Ferdinand, Freelance Hellraiser, French Kicks, Frou Frou, Fury of the Headteachers, The Futureheads, Gameboy/Gamegirl, Gang of Four, GangStarr, Gary Jules, Gary Numan, P.T.P., Get Cape Wear Cape Fly, Ghostface, Girl Talk, Gnarls Barkley, Gorillaz, The Gossip, Grizzly Bear, Handsome Boy Modelling School, Dan the Automator, The Horrors, Led Zep, Hot Chip, Hugh Masekela, Human League, Husky Rescue, Interpol, Jamiroquai, Jay-Z, Jaylib, Jeru tha Damaja, Jesus and Mary Chain, Johnny Cash, Jose Gonzalez, Josef K, Joseph Arthur, Joy Division, Juana Molina, Juelz Santana, Byrd Gang, Junior Boys, Junior Senior, Justice, Justin Timberlake, Juvenile, Kap Bambino, Kasabian, Kavinsky, Kelis, Kid Sister, The Kills, Kim, Kings of Convenience, Kings of Leon, Klaxons, The Knife, The Kooks, Kylie Minogue, Labtekwon, Ladytron, LCD Soundsystem, Le Sport, Le Tigre, Liars, Libertines, Lil Wayne, Low, Ludacris, M. Ward, M.E.D., M.I.A., M83, Madvillain, The Magic Numbers, Mantronix, The Mars Volta, Matmos, Matt + Kim, Mekon, Metric, Mew, MF Doom, MF Grimm, Miles Davis, Jimi Hendrix, Mogwai, The Mooney Suzuki, Mos Def, Moving Units, Mr. Oizo, MSTRKRFT, Mullyman, Muse, My Bloody Valentine, My Brightest Diamond, My Morning Jacket, Mylo, Mystery Jets, Naive New Beaters, Nas, Necro, Neil Young, Neon Plastix, The Neptunes, The New Pornographers, New Young Pony Club, NIN, Nirvana, Biggie Smalls is the illest, The Notwist, Of Montreal, Outkast, Para One, PAS/CAL, Paul Wall, Peaches, Pet Shop Boys, Peter Gabriel, Peter Bjorn + John, Phoenix, Phones, PJ Harvey, Placebo, The Plastics, Polysics, Pizzicato Five, Portishead, Postal Service, The Presets, Prodigy (rap and electronica), Project Pat, old Bad Boy stuff (like 97 kid), Queens of the Stone Age, Radio Dept., Radiohead, Rage Against the Machine, The Rakes, The Rapture, Ratatat, Ray Lamontagne, Razorlight, Rich Boy, Rick Ross, Rinocerose, Riton, Erol Alkan, RJD2, Rob Sonic, Rod Lee, The Stones, The Roots, S.O.U.L., Sally Shapiro, Kitaro, Scenario Rock, Scissor Sisters, Sean Lennon, Sebastian, Sebastien Tellier, Secret Machines, Sex Pistols, Shapes and Sizes, She Wants Revenge, The Shins, Shiny Toy Guns, Shitdisco, Silversun Pickups, Simian Mobile Disco, Slowdive, Smashing Pumpkins, Black Flag, Sonic Youth, Soulwax, SOUNDTeam, Spank Rock (we went to the same high school :D yaaaayyy), Spoon, Squarepusher, Stars, The Stills, The Streets, The Strokes, Sufjan Stevens, Surkin, Talking Heads (i was raised on the shit, prolly conceived too), Tapes n Tapes, Tears For Fears, Teddybears, Teki Latex, TEPR, Test Icicles, Thieves Like Us, Thom Yorke, Three 6 Mafia, Tokyo Police Club, Tom Vek, Trae, Trilogyy, Turbulence, Turf Talk, TV on the Radio, Uffie, The Undertones, Andre 3000, The Hives, UNKLE, The Valentinos, The Velvet Underground, VHS or Beta, Vicarious Bliss, Vitalic, Walkmen, The White Stripes, The Who, Who Made Who, Wolf Parade, Wu-Tang, XRBRX, Xiu Xiu, The Stooges, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Young Buck, Game, 2003-2004 G-Unit, Jeezy, 2003-2004 Youngbloodz, Youth Group, Zero 7unbelieveable

Movies:

Babel, Thank You For Smoking, The Proposition, RIZE, A.I., The World's Fastest Indian, A Scanner Darkly, Bully, The Doors, Blind Fury, Falling Down, Saving Private Ryan, Clear + Present Danger, Patriot Games, Chinatown, Hard Candy, L.A. Confidential, Welcome to the Dollhouse, An Inconvenient Truth, Ong Bak, Superman Returns, Magnolia, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Cache, Running Scared, Belly, Syriana, Lost in Translation, The War, What Dreams May Come, Thumbsucker, Brokeback Mountain, Jarhead, The Departed, Gladiator, Chumscrubber, The Beast, The Fat Boys, Capote, Varsity Blues, Juice, Dig!, It's All Gone Pete Tong, Palindrome, The Wizard, Heavy Metal, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Lawnmower Man, Bring It On, Stick It, L4YER C4KE, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Battle Royale, City of God, Spider-Man 1 + 2, Batman, Batman Begins, Akira, Terminator 2, United 93, Trainspotting, Storytelling, The Squid and the Whale, Rushmore, Big Fish, Wet Hot American Summer, The Fast and The Furious, Director's Label Vol. 1 - Collector's Edition (esp. the bonus 4th disc with Spike's Yeah Yeah Yeahs Y Control video; interviews with Spike, Michel, Chris), This Is Spinal Tap, American Psycho, Rendezvous, La Lettre, Bullitt, Giant, True Romance, The Kill Bill Saga and most erryting Q touches, Le Mans, Ran, Audition, Stop Making Sense, Boogie Nights, Almost Famous, The Good The Bad + The Ugly, Good Night + Good Luck, Heart of Gold, What Dreams May Come

Television:

prison break, top gear, frontline, shark week, magnum p.i., knight rider, the wire, ed vs. spencer, airwolf, transformers, ATHF, squidbillies, OLN, SportsCentury: Mike Tyson, Dragnet

Books:

Brave New World by Aldous Huxley, Down to the Dirt by Joel Hynes, The Best Biscuits in the World (Author Unknown), Dando Shaft by Dan Calhoun, Kingdom of Fear by Hunter S. Thompson, The Rum Diary by Hunter S. Thompson, As Illusions Pass (working title) by Kasai Richardson, The Way to Dusty Death by Alistair Mclean, La Chamade by Francoise Sagan, Give Me The Damn Ball! by Keyshawn Johnson, The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test by Tom Wolfe, Jesus' Son by Denis Johnson, The Second Mencken Chrestomathy by H.L. Mencken, Where The Wild Things Are by Maurice Sendak, Our Job in Germany by Dr. Seuss (pre-Cat in the Hat), The Interpretation of Dreams by Sigmund Freud, American Psycho by Bret Easton Ellis, Swansong for a Rare Bird by Alfred Draper, Zappa by Barry Miles, Already Dead by Denis Johnson, Slaughterhouse Five by Kurt Vonnegut

Heroes:

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