Position 69. |
HETEROSEXUAL POSITION 69: COCK/PUSSY - MOUTH, COCK/PUSSY - MOUTH. SKATE POSITION 69: FEET - NOSE/MOUTH, FEET - NOSE/MOUTH....
Posted by Paranoia on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 11:18:00 PST |
Porno Star. |
I AM ADDICTED.TO PORN SITES.AND IT WOULD BE NORMAL TO WATCH THEM AND MASTURBATE.BUT IT'S NOT!CAUSE I WATCH THEM, EAT CHIPS AND LAUGH....
Posted by Paranoia on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 08:50:00 PST |
Lily Allen. |
...and yes......yes one more time...i think that Lily Allen has NO TALENT.why do people think different?i don't think that it's difficult to be alco-drugo-holic.AND SHE'S ALL THAT....
Posted by Paranoia on Mon, 03 Sep 2007 09:09:00 PST |
Your tent is so big. |
Last weekend at a festival. I'm calling ma friend, cuz she was lost.- Where are ya?- In the city.- But you were at school where we're sleeping.- Yeah, I am at the school but you'll never believe what ...
Posted by Paranoia on Thu, 09 Aug 2007 11:54:00 PST |
Wentworth Miller is a GAY?! |
I heard so... and, NO, I'm not im shock...I would be shocked if Colin Farrell would said so, too...And I think that Mariah Slutty-Wanna-Be-Your-Nigga-Princess Carey should be a lesbian... Imagine her ...
Posted by Paranoia on Thu, 28 Jun 2007 05:53:00 PST |
Paris Hilton oh why oh why?! |
Oh Paris, oh why, why did you go out of the prison? The world was so great without you. The papers were so better without you. MTV was so fine without you. Even Happr Tree Friends were less brutal wit...
Posted by Paranoia on Mon, 25 Jun 2007 05:12:00 PST |
Shacadelic! |
My friend came to me in the morning totally drunk. She said: - My eyes ache. I said: - So why didn't you wear your sunglasses stupid bitch? The Sun is shinning so I'm not suprised that your eyes are s...
Posted by Paranoia on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 08:26:00 PST |
Why?! |
WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT LEAVING THE COMMENTS WHEN YOU'RE READING MY BLOG?I'D LIKE TO MEET MY READERS.
Posted by Paranoia on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:27:00 PST |
Fuck in a Hollywood. |
yeah! everybody comes to hollywoodto be a slut to be a starto be a cinderellato be a rich managers's sucky doll...everybody fucked everybody in hollywoodfuck-lick-slut-wood...look at paris - she's not...
Posted by Paranoia on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 10:06:00 PST |
To be or not to... |
what the fuck does it mean to be fabulous?!
Posted by Paranoia on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 08:20:00 PST |
