Lily Linneker's Love Bureau - Edward Hitler
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Eddie is a cheerfully violent dipsomaniac.
Eddie is an alcoholic (he claims that this is because he "drinks a lot"). He wears glasses akin to those of Eric Morecambe,
a brown suit and a white shirt with a black spotted tie (Which he tucks inside his trousers). Despite having a shaven head, he sports sideburns. He also has a brown trilby hat and a tweed coat. He has two real friends, called Spudgun and Dave Hedgehog.
Eddie, in comparison is grounded and seems to have quite good general knowledge, which he keeps to himself. He can play chess (and spends seven hours trying, unsuccessfully, to teach Richie), he knows a fair amount about Napoleon and Wellington (who Richie claims invented the Chelsea Boot)
and appears well versed in the works of Vivaldi, (whom Richie believes to be a football player). Eddie is also a great one for plans - though most involve trying to get a free pint from Dick Head, the landlord at the Lamb and Flag.
One such scheme, in the episode "Dough", involved Eddie printing counterfeit money, which he plasters with pornographic doodles of the Royal Family and other such celebrities (on the £5 the Queen "gets her jugs out", on the £10 note there is an orgy involving Meryl Streep, the Duke of Edinburgh and Bobby Charlton, and on the £27 note there is a picture of Sylvester Stallone "fisting" Mr MacHenry (from The Magic Roundabout).
Eddie's uncle used to work in a prison, sewing mailbags and doing anything they told him to do.
Eddie's mother was a wrestler named "Adolf Hitler".
(http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bottom_(TV_series)#Richie
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