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.. MySpaceOk...I have always thought these about me gimicks where kinda fukkin' lame. What do you write in these things?? Ok here goes nothing... I would consider myself an asshole, mostly due to the fact that i am brutally honest and dont give a fukk the consequence. Now that i have said that tho, lemme also say that i can be the nicest person in the world ( so my friends say ) (( and no...not the voices.....flesh and blood creatures)) but thats only due to my friends being on my good side. Hmmm what else to talk about...? Ahh, genetics....Ok, so as much as i have now there is the list: Russian, German, Czech, Native American, 'Jew' (i dun make up the rules....Jews are labeled as a race....why??? i have no idea why...but they do) .....and thats it. Kinda hard to trace you linage when nazis tried to make you into perfect lil gingerbread men. Hmmmmm, what else? what else??....oh, as you can tell by the pics i am a total fukkin tattoo junkie.....love ink....love it love it love it. Other than that i lift musical equipment all day for a living, play with the musical equipment....so yea, pretty cut and dry...i mean what else is there?? Well, I guess i could throw that in....Just a quick thank you to my friends...you know who you are. Thanks for makin sure i still breathin and all.....much appreciated to know you exist and matter. Done..........
You scored as Exciting. You are exciting, people want to fuck your brains out and you know it. Whether it's in an airplane or on the back of the bus, sex with you is always exciting.

Exciting


75%

Violent


69%

Hot


69%

Soft


50%

Wet


50%

Sweet


44%

Shy


25%

Awkward


0%
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What house of 1000 corpses character are you?

Otis
This guy is the real deal. It doesn't get more, crazy, disgusting, insane, brutal, or psychotic more than this. He is the servant to Dr. Satan. He will chew you up and spit you back out. Literally.
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You scored as Red. Your heart is red. You are full of anger and hate, possibly even jealousy. You will never be happy until the person(s) that have made you a fuck up get what they deserve. You want revenge, and you feel you'll never be satisfied until you get it. Sometimes it's easier to just let go, but sometimes you'll never give up on getting what you/they deserve.

Red


71%

Yellow


68%

Orange


68%

White


64%

Black


64%

Purple


61%

Pink


57%

Blue


57%

Green


46%
~What colour is your heart?~
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You scored as Prize. If you recieved this rating, you should be very proud of yourself. you are one of the rare people who actually respect others and love others for no reason what so ever and people around you should always want to be with you, but make shore you told the truth to this, cause other wise this is pointless and your only lieing to yourself.

Prize


95%

Normal


65%

Prick


30%
Prize or Prick?
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You scored as Hannibal Lecter. You are Hannibal Lecter. You dont need to eat human flesh to live, but do so because it just taste good. You are very intelligent, and enjoy using it to your advantage to keep people guessing. You arent a killing machine, but when you do decide to let loose, watch out! Dinner is served, with some fava beans, and a nice chianti!

Hannibal Lecter


90%

Jigsaw


80%

Michael Myers


75%

Freddy Krueger


75%

Leatherface


70%

Pinhead


70%

Captain Spaulding


55%

Jason Voorhees


50%

Buffalo Bill


45%

Candyman


30%
Which Horror Killer are You?
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You have a sexual IQ of 142
When it comes to sex, you are a super genius. You have had a lot of experience, and sex interests you so you know a lot about it. You pride yourself on being a source of information and guidance to all of your friends. El Jefe Diablo will go to jail for ...
Making sweet love to a religious symbol
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Your Homicidal Rampage! by crash_and_burn
Your name:
Weapon of Choice: AK-47
Your Favorite Target: Emo-kids
Your Kill Count: 1,523,581,042
Your Battle Cry: "Good...bad...I'm the guy with gun"
Years You Spend in Jail: 3
How Much Money In Damages You Cause: $30,571,745,758,734
..span style='color: .FFFFFF;'Your Homocidal Insanity Level:: 91% ..tr
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Personality Disorder Test Results
Paranoid |||||||||||||||||||| 82%
Schizoid |||||||||||||||| 70%
Schizotypal |||||||||||||||||||| 86%
Antisocial |||||||||||||||||| 74%
Borderline |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||||| 54%
Narcissistic |||||||||||||||| 66%
Avoidant |||||||||||||||| 70%
Dependent |||||||||||| 50%
Obsessive-Compulsive |||||||||||||| 54% Take Free Personality Disorder Test
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. You scored as Wrath.

Wrath


100%

Pride


94%

Envy


81%

Lust


69%

Sloth


69%

Gluttony


31%

Greed


25%
Seven deadly sins
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Stoner Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
brought to you by QuizillaThe Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

Level Score
Purgatory (Repenting Believers) Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers) Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful) Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous) Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious) High
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy) Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics) Very High
Level 7 (Violent) Extreme
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers) Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous) Very High
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Advanced Global Personality Test Results
Extraversion |||||||||||||||| 70%
Stability |||||||||| 36%
Orderliness |||||||||| 40%
Accommodation |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Interdependence |||||||||||||| 56%
Intellectual |||||||||||| 50%
Mystical |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Artistic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Religious |||||||||||| 50%
Hedonism |||||||||||||||| 63%
Materialism |||||||||||| 43%
Narcissism |||||||||||||||| 70%
Adventurousness |||||||||||| 50%
Work ethic |||||||||||||| 56%
Self absorbed |||||| 23%
Conflict seeking |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Need to dominate |||||||||||| 50%
Romantic |||||||||||||||| 70%
Avoidant |||||||||||| 43%
Anti-authority |||||||||||| 43%
Wealth |||||||||| 36%
Dependency |||||||||||||||| 63%
Change averse |||||||||||||||| 63%
Cautiousness |||||||||||||||||||| 83%
Individuality |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Sexuality |||||||||||| 50%
Peter pan complex |||||||||||||||| 63%
Physical security |||||||||||| 43%
Physical Fitness |||||||||||||||| 70%
Histrionic |||||||||||||||| 63%
Paranoia |||||||||||||||||||| 90%
Vanity |||||||||||||||||| 76%
Hypersensitivity |||||||||||| 50%
Female cliche |||||||||||| 50% Take Free Advanced Global Personality Test
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You are a Slutcom 2, also known as the a lil' sleazy level of slutcom. You hook up with people on a semi-regular basis. You may hook up with random people sometimes, especially in a drunken stupor. How far you go will vary widely, but the options are more open and based on the heat of the moment. You hook up more than average, but that's OK.
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You Are Bert
Extremely serious and a little eccentric, people find you loveable - even if you don't love them!
You are usually feeling: Logical - you rarely let your emotions rule you
You are famous for: Being smart, a total neat freak, and maybe just a little evil
How you life your life: With passion, even if your odd passions (like bottle caps and pigeons) are baffling to others
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Music:

Hmmm, I have a very ecliptic music taste...Mostly anything you can play to an ass beating works for me. Such as: Ministry, old school MetallicA, Mindless Self Indulgence, KMFDM, Jack Off Jill, Korn, Pantera, NIN, some Marilyn Manson songs, Type O Negative, Kittie, Clutch, Eminem, N.W.A. , Fear Factory, Tool, Sublime, Ramones, Butthole Surfers, L7, Babes In Toyland, Static X, Rage Against the Machine, System of a Down, Radiohead, Disturbed, Area 51, Primus, Slipknot, Biohazard, Anthrax, White Zombie, Rob Zombie....the list goes on and on....

Movies:

Hmm....The Lost Boys, The Breakfast Club, Resident Evil, Frailty, Natural Born Killers, Love and a .45, The Wall, Codename: Swordfish (for the cool ass bomb jackets), Full Metal Jacket, Resevour Dogs, Kill Bill, damn this list could go on forever....

Television:

Considering that the t.v. has taught me so much and is my electronic mother I wouldn't have enough room and it would make my brain hurt to recall all those shows and such...

Books:

Reading??? Whats that about?

PASS THE AXE
"Pass me something Sharp and Wicked and I'll pass it back don't worry I'll pass it back."
Hey click on the axe and grab it. Get your hands bloody baby! Add it to your page or put it in a comment box. Doesn't matter where you put it just PASS THE FUCKIN AXE!

What will God say to you when you die?
Name
Age
Religion
You will say: Yo.
He will say: Get out.
How much do you deserve to be in heaven? - 32%

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Heroes:

Bruce Campbell !!!!!!!!! and of course...
Which deadly sin do you represent? (Angel Sanctuary Pics)
Pride
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The wonderful walk home at 4am

 so last night was fun......got to see the new venue (the crowbar)....seems to be a bad ass place to play a show at.....anywho got to see my snatch rivet peoples, got to see leslie, sven, Q, Alec...
Posted by El Jèfé ÐîâßLO © on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 11:04:00 PST

First Rant of '07

 well well well.....i haven't ranted in a while.....hmmm, so much, lets see how this goes...ok so as most of you all know my grandmother past wawy recently so i have been kinda nutty, but when sh...
Posted by El Jèfé ÐîâßLO © on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:40:00 PST

what a lovely fukkin year

well peoples.....this holiday is starting to suck my ass....my last and only present i got for the 8 crazy nights was my grandmother dying....fun fun fun, so if you all dont hear from m in a while.......
Posted by El Jèfé ÐîâßLO © on Sun, 24 Dec 2006 11:42:00 PST

another rant

i find myslef confused alot....I think i want to have a relationship but then i think.....can i deal with the pain that will come with the end of that relationship..?....maybe that is the question of ...
Posted by El Jèfé ÐîâßLO © on Sun, 03 Dec 2006 01:34:00 PST

Porch vs. Explorer

well people.....you wanted to see what happened so here it is.....it aint pretty though > ..>> so there you have it.....porch 1 explorer 0...
Posted by El Jèfé ÐîâßLO © on Sat, 11 Nov 2006 08:29:00 PST

Interesting

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Posted by El Jèfé ÐîâßLO © on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 09:54:00 PST

and yet another

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Posted by El Jèfé ÐîâßLO © on Tue, 26 Sep 2006 10:00:00 PST

no way......well told ya

Your Brain is 53% Female, 47% Male Your brain is a healthy mix of male and femaleYou are both sensitive and savvyRational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headedBut you also tend to wear yo...
Posted by El Jèfé ÐîâßLO © on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 02:45:00 PST

wtf?

 ok....what the fukk...is this what i get for following in loki's footsteps, i just dont understand....i try to be good then then then, someone flips a switch and i think terrible terrible though...
Posted by El Jèfé ÐîâßLO © on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 07:10:00 PST

like a fukkin ice pick to the mind....

well this kinda rantish and sorta intellictual....BE WARNED !!!ok so people say that there is such thing as soul mates and what have you correct?? ok well i can i can kinda agree with that but i think...
Posted by El Jèfé ÐîâßLO © on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 07:50:00 PST