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Miss Noxious Vanity a.k.a Toot em and Boot em

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

About Me

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I'm a Professional Rubenesque / Voluptuous Alternative Fetish Model and perfomer. In addition, I am a Female, 8 year experienced, Industrial/Gothic, DJ and Promoter in the South Florida area.
I like to keep things interesting so, I also promote bands and performances, specialize in photography, makeup and Esthetics, and I assist current and potential clients in all aspects of alternative entertainment.
I specialize in getting people noticed and making them beautiful, on and off camera, for modeling and entertainment. Even if I have to kill them. :)
My licensing and experience includes, but is not limited to:
Permanent Makeup - FL license
Esthetcian / Full Specialist - FL license
Glamour and Extreme Makeup Art - 7 years of various experience / training
Barbizon Modeling School - FL
Photograpy Major - Art Institute
DJ and Audio Engineering Apprenticing
For info on my resume, booking me, my clients, or to view my portfolio, feel free to send me a message.
also, peek at my yahoo group...
http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vanitylyeland
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My Interests


Voluptuous and Rubenesque Fetish Modeling, Spooky Old Houses, Corsets, Extreme Fashion, Latex, Rubber, Big Hair, Spa Treatments, Stunning Makeup, High Heeled Shoes, Black No.1, Dior, Givenchy, Moschino, Prada, Versace, Chanel, Murry and Vern, DeMask, Boxing, UFC, Muay Thai Fighting, Magic Shoes, Obscure Photography, Burlesque, Expensive Fragrances, Gore, Dr.Acula, Tattoos, Muscle Car's, Auto Mod's, My Riot Rock Bitches, Antiques, Black and White Horror, Thick Lips, Slasher Flicks, Vintage Horror Diva's, Vincent Price, Dr. Satan, The Art of Brom, Coffins, Artillery, Lilly Munster, Expensive Hair Products, Cherry Bombs, Hearse's, Road Trips, Truck Stop Terror's, Blood Spray, Nightmare Merry-Go-Rounds, Formulating Doom and..

**** http://groups.yahoo.com/group/vanitylyeland ****

I'd like to meet:

Bad Ash , Aleister Crowley, and Doctor Satan

also... check the following links to the bands i help out in conquering the universe....

Music:



Miss DJ Vanity at your service.. Ill spin just about anything for a price. :)
But, when i'm at home or in my car, music is a necessity, just like toilet paper.
Warning! The following examples may very well make me kick some ass, shake my rump, and then my car goes BOOM BOOM....

Ex: Killing Joke, Depeche Mode and Dave Gahan, Trina, Burzum, Sopor Aeternus, Xmarks the Pedwalk, 2 Live Crew, And Christ Wept, Lunachicks, Blutengle, Skinny Puppy, Vond, Children of Bodom, Goatwhore, Dream Theatre, Hocico, Bikini Kill, Remy Martin, Combichrist, L' Trimm, Dorsetshire, Dead Kennedys, Dead or Alive, Missy E, COC, Alien Sex Fiend, Ramones, Nailbomb, Das Ich, Prong, Death in June, The Damned, Amdusia, Evils Toy, Radio Werewolf, Tigre and Bunny, Frank Sinatra, My Dying Bride, MC Luscious, Wumpscut, King Diamond, Carcrash International, 20 Fingers, Terminal Choice, Terrorfakt, Marduk, Dronning Maudland, Xmal Deutchland, Venom, Elvis, Johnny Cash, Misfits, Twisted Sister, Society 1, Leather Strip, The Clash, Dulce Liquido, Chamillionare, Suicide Commando, In Flames, Skatenigs, Skid Row, Type O Negative, Chimaira, Black Flag, Ying Yang Twins, HypnoSkull, Tones on Tail, Nightwish, Ministry, George Kranz, The Runaways, In Strict Confidence, Shadows Fall, Needle Sharing, Ice Cube, Machine Head, Napalm Death, Slayer, Mentallo and the Fixer, Lamb of God, Guns N Roses, Black Aria, and more....

If you haven't heard of at least 1 of the above, we have nothing in common, and i probably don't like you.

Movies:

Dead Alive, Suspiria, Taxi Driver, The Legend of Hell House, Cape Fear, The Granny, Goodfella's, Natural Born Killers, 1984, Monster Squad, Re-Animator, Killer Clowns from Outer Space, Evil Dead Trilogy, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, Rubber Lover, The Crow, Sid and Nancy, Nightbreed, Logans Run, SLC Punk, Elvira-Mistress of the Dark, The Godfather, True Romance, Reservoir Dogs, The Exorcist, Pulse, Strange Days, May, American Psycho, Darkness, Maximum Overdrive, Trick Or Treat, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Gummo, Fight Club, Party Monster, Deliverence, Fargo, House of 1000 Corpses, Hellraiser, House On Haunted Hill, Raging Bull, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Castle Freak, Zombies, Manhattan Baby, The Convent, From Hell, Metropolis, Jacob's Ladder, Sleepy Hollow, If it's bloddy or makes me piss myself, I'll watch it....

Television:

Dark Shadows, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, Tales from the Darkside, The Young Ones, Absolutely Fabulous, The Big Cumfy Couch, Dr. Who, The Hitchhiker, Dragnet, Invader Zim, Taxi Cab Confessions, The Soprano's, The Grim Adventure's of Billy and Mandy, Lilo and Stitch

Books:

Grays Anatomy of the Human Body, The Rules, and How to Kill a Man in 10 Days

Heroes:

The Crypt Keeper, Spy vs Spy, Elvira, Swamp Thing, My Cat Malakai, Bad Ash, Doctor Satan

My Blog

LEAD VOCALIST OPPORTUNITY!!

Ladies and Gents please read below. This is from the newest band i am promoting for.______________________________________________   Accomplished Professionals Only. Band with serious accomplishe...
Posted by Miss Noxious Vanity a.k.a Toot em and Boot em on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 12:12:00 PST

The funniest thing ever!!!!!!!!!!

Teletubies lean wit it rock wit it Add to My Profile | More Videos...
Posted by Miss Noxious Vanity a.k.a Toot em and Boot em on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 01:42:00 PST

blurry pics, because we can!

  this is how we look after to much sex on the beach...
Posted by Miss Noxious Vanity a.k.a Toot em and Boot em on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 02:07:00 PST

hahaha... problem?

sometimes in life i find that you can catch more flies with honey, than with vinegar... but.. you can get them all by setting fire to the honey with a fucking blow torch... so.. needless to say.....
Posted by Miss Noxious Vanity a.k.a Toot em and Boot em on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 01:04:00 PST

Street team members needed! Please Read!!

Alright boys and girls, its time to put in work for Vanity Lye Land Inc. I'm currently recruiting new members for a South Florida based street team, for bands that I currently work with. It'...
Posted by Miss Noxious Vanity a.k.a Toot em and Boot em on Mon, 24 Jul 2006 02:16:00 PST

tattooed on the shin.. walking is not an option...

so...i was persuaded  to get tattooed the other day by another tattoo junkie...... just a week before my surgery.... this was the result after 5 hours.. now.. i can't walk...ha ha ha &...
Posted by Miss Noxious Vanity a.k.a Toot em and Boot em on Mon, 22 May 2006 07:05:00 PST

silly pictures

syn and i.. my partner in crime.. managed to cell phone pose this weekend.. these were the results.. we act funny in her room.. she thought she was the devil.. then i stuck my tounge out at her.. t...
Posted by Miss Noxious Vanity a.k.a Toot em and Boot em on Sun, 05 Feb 2006 02:41:00 PST

Pictures - Various

here... laugh it up boys and gouls... random pictures of ME with my favorite cohorts.... from who knows when...    ...
Posted by Miss Noxious Vanity a.k.a Toot em and Boot em on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

my TATTOO's, a picture of pain.

By Request... here is pictures of my ink... the majority of my tattoo's have been done by Johnny and Mucca of Atomic Tattoo's in Tampa. Check them out and tell them Miss Dj Vanity sent you! The r...
Posted by Miss Noxious Vanity a.k.a Toot em and Boot em on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST