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DasRichieâ„¢

Yeah, I'm Knockin on the Doors of ya BimmeR BimmeR

About Me





Born in Newark, raised in Brick Township, NJ ... I am of Portuguese descent... as in Portugal, Europe.... hence the hotness… Bitter/Sweet personality, sarcastic but still compassionate… Mostly down to earth but Undeniably Eccentric… Tolerant of ALL, Anti-Bigotry… Fascinated by strange things… Easily distracted by blinking lights. I can entertain myself for hours with a rubber band. Appearances are deceiving, Good ol’ Christian Boy… Kinda high maintenance, but Well Worth the Trouble… Loves to play, but will bite when provoked!!

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My Interests

Excellent Music * Amusing Company * Shaved Heads * Black Boots * Gas Masks * Germany * Trichloroacetic Acid * MMA * Vitamin Supplements * High Bit Rates * Red Bulls * Foreign Film * Fat Free Cheese * Vibrating Beds * Naked Mud Wrestling * NoDoz * Tazers * Smoked White Fish on a Toasted Sesame Seed Bagel with Onion and Tomato, oy!!

R Rude
I Immoral
C Cunty
H Hung
A Arrogant
R Ridiculous
D Drugged

I'd like to meet:



No common folk, please...
Brian Peeler * Amy Winehouse * Anna Nicole Smith * Angelina Jolie(not sure if I want to meet her or eat her) * Roman Abramovich * Mike Rowe * Paul Wall * Cristiano Ronaldo * Nicky Crane * Pete Burns * H. R. Puff n' Stuff * Tim Curry * P-Hil * Janice Dickinson * James St. James * Shamikas & Tamikas.....







TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Mr. Das Richie
Birthday: April 14th, 82...
Birthplace: Newark, NJ.......raised in Brick Town, NJ
Current Location: Fort Lauderdale, FL
Eye Color: Greenish
Hair Color: Naturally brown
Height: 6.1"-6.2"
Right Handed or Left Handed: Right, but it depends on what I'm doin with it
Your Heritage: Luso-American... Porkchop
The Shoes You Wore Today: Flip flops
Your Weakness: I'll walk a mile for your smile ... and an eternity for that thing you do with your pierced tongue
Your Fears: Heights, bugs....and bitches
Your Perfect Pizza: Spinach and cheese
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: I've been meaning to catch up on my vengeance...
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: Why, Jesus....why?
Your Best Physical Feature: My cock
Your Bedtime: 10p-2a....and I don't sleep on weekends
Your Most Missed Memory: Innocence.
Pepsi or Coke: Dew
McDonalds or Burger King: pass....
Single or Group Dates: Two is cool, four is an orgy.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Lipton's
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate whore
Cappuccino or Coffee: Both, mixed together with a couple shots of espresso and a side of NoDoz
Do you Smoke: Have before
Do you Swear: When upset...
Do you Sing: In the shower
Do you Shower Daily: Yes... I wash my bubbly bits
Have you Been in Love: yeah
Do you want to go to College: Nope, but I'm going anyway cuz I'm a freakin' winner!!
Do you want to get Married: Yes....
Do you belive in yourself: Most of the time......
Do you get Motion Sickness: No.
Do you think you are Attractive: Damn sexy......
Are you a Health Freak: Im a hypochondriac.
Do you get along with your Parents: Most of the time..
Do you like Thunderstorms: As long as I'm inside
Do you play an Instrument: The Peckerphone
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Yeah

In the past month have you Smoked: Yes.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: Drugs are no good
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yeah
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: uh huh
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Not a whole one, yet
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Absolutely
In the past month have you been on Stage: The world is my stage, and you are my puppet
In the past month have you been Dumped: I do the dumping
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: nope
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: I DLed a few MP3s
Ever been Drunk: Yes
Ever been called a Tease: Yup
Ever been Beaten up: Once or twice.....
Ever Shoplifted: Nah
How do you want to Die: In my sleep........
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: I am grown... a pharmacist
What country would you most like to Visit: Germany.......
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: Dark.
Favourite Hair Color: Dark.
Short or Long Hair: Like both.
Height: Tall
Weight: Beefy
Best Clothing Style: Whatever flatters the figure
Number of Drugs I have taken: MultiVit daily!
Number of CDs I own: Many
Number of Piercings: The more, the better...
Number of Tattoos: The more, the better...
Number of things in my Past I Regret: We all have many regrets.

Music:



Movies:

Party Monster * Girl Interrupted * Fellini Satyricon * Velvet Goldmine * Female Trouble * Hedwig and the Angry Inch * Me Vie En Rose * Nowhere * Natural Born Killers * Nightmare Before Christmas * Pink Flamingos * Rocky Horror * Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas * Good Fellows * Killer Clowns from Outer Space * Trainspotting * Garbage Pail Kids * The Little Mermaid

Which Trainspotting Character Are You?

Television:


Nip/Tuck * The Ultimate Fighter * U.F.C. * Jon and Kate, Plus 8 * Dr. 90210 * Eureka's Castle * Invader Zim * Flavor Of Love * Surreal Life * OZ * The Grim Adventure's of Billy and Mandy * Drawn Together * Sesame Street * Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends

Books:


Among The Thugs * Spirit of 69 * Disco Bloodbath * Bill's Big Black Book of Balding Bitches....

Heroes:

















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Got Better Things To Do Than......

Update My Profile....... so eat me, please....
Posted by DasRichie" on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:09:00 PST

You Know You're Portuguese When...

You Know You're Portuguese When... Your mother or grandmother has Maria in her name. You have a rooster napkin holder.Your father or grandfather is called Manuel, JosÃ?, Antonio, or JoÃ?o.You have cro...
Posted by DasRichie" on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 10:11:00 PST