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Cortney

For me to take your word, I had to steal it.

About Me


Envy can spread
Herself so thinly
She slipped in
Before I could notice it
Caught a light sneeze, dreamed a little dream, made my own Pretty Hate Machine.
But as bad as I am, I'm proud of the fact that I'm worse than I seem.
In my blood like holy wine
You taste so bitter and so sweet
Well, I could drink a case of you, darling
And I would still be on my feet

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My Interests

People of all sorts, especially those who use large words in the wrong context. Shoes. People who have cultural intelligence. Music. Mashed Potato scented candles. Foreign countries. Weirdos and crazies.

I'd like to meet:



And any of my old hommies

Music:

DEFTONES, Pharcyde, Common, Sublime, Ani D, TOOL, Rage Against the Machine, Shyne, Bob Marley, The Doors, Janis Joplin, Pearl Jam, Zion I, Tori Amos, 2Pac, Sneaker Pimps, Bill Withers, Fiona Apple, Nirvana, SwishaHouse, Gwen Stefani, Team Sleep, Lady Sov, The Beatles, The Fugees, Biggie, Three 6 Mafia, Timbaland, Lil' Kim, Prince, Jefferson Airplane, A Perfect Circle, 504 Boyz, Bjork, AK 1200, Hole, Poe, Portishead, Dead Kennedys, Busta, Jigga, Eyedea, Ludacris AkA Lova Lova, Mos Def, Aaliyah, NIN, Missy E, Nirvana, Alice in Chains, Amy Winehouse, anything from the 50's and 60's.

Movies:

Clerks, Clerks II, Kids, Gia, Girl Interrupted, Bully, Gummo, Dancer in the Dark, Kill Bill, Harry Potter is off the chain, Pulp Fiction, Lord of the Rings, Welcome to the Dollhouse, Tank Girl, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Edward Scissorhands, Troy, To Wong Foo Thanks for Everything, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Fifth Element, Requiem for a Dream, Detroit Rock City, Encino Man, 54, Spun, Tristan + Isolde, 300

Television:

Aeon Flux, Beavis and Butthead, Forensic Files

Heroes:

Perez Hilton and Nancy Grace

My Blog

It ain't working.

It could all be so simpleBut you'd rather make it hardLoving you is like a battleAnd we both end up with scarsTell me, who I have to beTo gain some reciprocity See, no one loves you more than meAnd no...
Posted by Cortney on Tue, 12 Jun 2007 05:20:00 PST

Why I love Kevin Smith

Things YOU should know about Kevin Smith. Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Kevin Smith pajamas. Simply by pulling on both ends, Kevin Smith can stretch diamonds back into coal. Kevin ...
Posted by Cortney on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 07:39:00 PST

Today

I had no shoes, and I felt sorry for myself until I met a woman with no feet. I took her shoes. Now I feel better.
Posted by Cortney on Tue, 17 Oct 2006 07:16:00 PST