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Ruby Tuesday

About Me


â—Š Aesthetical Idealist â—Š
â—Š Open-minded Skeptic â—Š
â—Š I rape commas and sodomize ellipsis â—Š
â—Š Don't tell me what I want to hear â—Š
â—Š I will intimidate you without saying anything at all â—Š
â—Š ". . ." â—Š
This Is
Not an Exit

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    Words of Wisdom
"Censorship is like telling a man he can't have steak because a baby can't chew it." - M. Twain
"Librarian is a service occupation. Gas station attendant of the mind." - R. Powers
"I think I could turn, and live with animals. They are so placid, and self-contained. They do not lie in the dark and weep for their sins. They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God. Not one of them kneels to another, or to his own kind that lived thousands of years ago. Not one of them is respectable or unhappy all over the earth" - C. Lee, The Wicker Man
"The English language is like a brick wall between you and me...And "fuck" is my chisel!" -T.Tiernan
"My asshole confounds the Louvre! I fart ambrosia and shit pure gold turds! My cock spurts soft diamonds in the morning sunlight!" - Naked Lunch, p. 69
"The rockets are on crack" - Evans
"Well, I've lost my equilibrium, my car keys, and my pride..." - T. Waits
"If my love is blind, then I don't want to see" - R. Orbison
"You're an Athiest, what are you doing with that bible?" "Looking for a loophole..." - W.C. Fields
"Yes I vow it...'Ere this night does way, you will drink the black sperm of my vengeance!"- Z-Man
"All you cats d'same, man. You don't know where it is, there's nobody to tell you where it's at, and y'come up here tryin' t'find out where it's at, but you gotta -be- up here to find out what's happenin'!" - Duke, Fritz the Cat
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My Blog

Edge of the Continent

It has been so long since I've been on the beach. It was nice; it was windy (chilly!) but fun. The sun was setting, so my eyes were flashing all kinds of lovely colors. I wore a dress (shock!) that wa...
Posted by on Sun, 03 May 2009 05:43:00 GMT

Firestarter

So 11-ish or so last night Sibbie comes home with some interesting footage on his phone for me to see. Appearently there was a fire 2 blocks from our house. I hobbled outside to the end of the drivewa...
Posted by on Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:47:00 GMT

Librarian Assistant II

I GOT THE POSITION!!!! YAY!!!!!!Hello bigger paycheck, hello BENEFITS omfg...Now I just need to figure out if I'll be ok to drop 2 of my classes and still get my degree by this semester. I don't need ...
Posted by on Wed, 04 Mar 2009 08:19:00 GMT

Love to Be the Victim

So I've noticed, much to my irritation, that a lot of people in my abnormal psychology class have no problem sharing that they, or someone close to them, have a certain disorder that the class is curr...
Posted by on Sat, 11 Oct 2008 03:54:00 GMT

Digit Vanity

I miss my rings...I used to love wearing those silverish lovelies around my digits; not gold. I haven't had any for years; they were either lost or given away. Now it's so costly to find affordable ri...
Posted by on Fri, 01 Aug 2008 05:18:00 GMT

Eight-legged Karma

So...I had an icky night's sleep because right before I curled up with the Sandman, I'd gone into the bathroom, where I was met face to face with a baby spider. So, I say to myself whilst brushing my ...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jun 2008 12:17:00 GMT

Mine!

Happy belated birthday pressie to me...*singsong*
Posted by on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 18:57:00 GMT

R.I.P. Benny

See you later, hun. You know you were always my special baby.Loyal and loving as anyone could ever be to me.Love you.
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 15:27:00 GMT

Fibroadenoma

Well that was a big scare. Glad to know what it is now, moreso what to look for.Now to wait on the bloodwork.Fuck being female. Seriously.
Posted by on Fri, 09 May 2008 06:59:00 GMT

Jax Drive

...can sit on it and rotate. Furk driving through Jacksonville -heavy- traffic in the middle of construction!!! ; ;Meet the Spartans was part clever, part crude, part silly. Though the best part of th...
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 20:24:00 GMT