hungry chompers |
Men suck at eating pussy. Not because they dont like it but because its really fucking hard. You have to learn it. Giving good head is the key to just about everything in life (including getting good ...
Posted by sean-ZERO-matic on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 12:53:00 PST |
drunk dialing 101 |
1.Only drunk dial when you are drunk. Everything else is false advertisement. 2.It is okay to call someone 27 times in one night. If you don't remember it, it didn't happen. 3.If you are going to drun...
Posted by sean-ZERO-matic on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 01:07:00 PST |
fucking sluts |
For some strange reason, men like to insult women by calling them sluts. This is a horribly ill-advised policy; by making sluttiness something shameful, all sorts of libido-blazing women are refrainin...
Posted by sean-ZERO-matic on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 02:23:00 PST |
wow, some of these are really nasty, even for a freak like me... |
Access Denied Error - When you and your pal are double-teaming a chick, he's got her from behind, you've got her mouth. Selfishly, he drops his load in her, thus preventing you from using that input l...
Posted by sean-ZERO-matic on Thu, 01 Jun 2006 01:37:00 PST |
