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Evan

Why are people fat? Because God hates them.

About Me

Once upon a time, there was a happy little sausage named Evan. The end.

Or maybe this says it best...

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My Interests

A bunch of stuff.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

A bunch of stuff.

Movies:

A bunch of stuff.

Books:

I Was a Murder Junkie

Heroes:

Gus Grissom

My Blog

Back to school

Tomorrow I begin my second semester at Columbia. Im kind of sad that I can no longer say Ive been out of school for thirteen years, and this is my first time back! I kind of liked being the new kid,...
Posted by Evan on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 08:45:00 PST

A quick and basic summary.

I'd like to take this space to list selected highlights of my academic and professional achievments to date. 1988 - Graduated at the bottom of my high school class. Got 840 on my SATs. 1989 - ...
Posted by Evan on Thu, 01 Dec 2005 09:57:00 PST