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Who is Scooter Braun?

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About Me

Who is Scooter Braun?
Who is Scooter Braun?
Who is Scooter Braun?
Who is Scooter Braun?
I enjoy long walks on the beach and underwater basket weaving. I once nursed a sick beaver back to health and then released him into the wild. His name was Oliver. From there I moved into the underground world of extreme cereal eating. I was the world champion of Cinnamon Life and Skim milk. I was voted in middle school as most likely to join an ostrich farm. That never worked out but I believe if it did I would have been best egg retriever. If your curious about me then your really cool because my grandma thinks that I'm the shit. My friends all think I'm so cool that they don't even like hanging out with me or returning my phone calls. In all honesty my friends know me as a fun loving guy where what you see is what you get. I love my family and they taught me to love life. I was taught that in life you will hear alot of stories, but don't spend your entire life reading and listening about others, be a story, make your own positive mark. You can see some of mine below, but trust me, this story is just getting started. That was so corny but so much fun to write. Haha

My Interests

I'm interested in why you are reading my profile this much

I'd like to meet:

That guy who runs naked at all the events around the world. He seems like he would rock a party. I also would like to meet Ben Dover, because if there is anyone out there with that name in real life, thats fuckin great. Also I would like to add to this list that I would like to meet....

Music:

I like a good polka rythm on a saturday morning. And I of course like to make my token whiteboy showings in my friend's videos...Recognize anyone. hahaha

Movies:

I like movies ranching from the classic AnchorMan, to Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, to old school flicks like One Flew Over a Cuckoos Nest (hoped I spelled that right)

Television:

I cant even joke on this one...Family Guy. Love that sht. The Daily Show, Law and Order, College Basketball, 24, The Office, and of Course the PBS Special "Great MILFS of Modern Times"

Books:

I can't read, I shocked I just wrote all of this. Its a miracle.

Heroes:

Chicken Parm, Meatball, Turkey lettuce and tomato