The four questions I am asked on almost a daily basis and the standard answers.
1) Do you have to wear a hat?
2) Has anyone ever had sex in the back?
3) Is it real?
4) Can I touch it?
1) No.
2) Not that I know of.
3) Yes.
4) If you like.
And I would still like to meet some one with a pool. But for now the fountain at Los Feliz and Riverside will have to do.
