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Jenna, RN

Multi-grain nurd

About Me

I tell stories with no discernible point, so just enjoy the ride. I'm an early-bird surrounded by night owls. NY has cured my punctuality. And I still have a cowlick.

My Interests

Roller-coasters. The Barney Miller theme song. Orange Bang. Gibraltar monkeys. Driving eighty. Breakfast at IKEA.

I'd like to meet:

You, especially if your last name is "McGee" or "McGillicutty". If your name is "Jerky Jerkington" or "Douchy McDouchebag" I want to meet your parents.

Music:

Arms Up, Stalk! Spirit of '75. Cinder Cone. The F*ck F*ck Cobras. Skrotvm Mortvm. Pegasus Tears. Monkey Fracas. Rumpleforeskin and the Gepedophiles.

Movies:

Wet Hot American Summer. Hot Fuzz. Other "hot" movies.

Television:

Planet Earth. Futurama marathons. Human Giant Telethons. Other "thons".

Books:

In Me Own Words: The Autobiography of Bigfoot. Asterix comics.

Heroes:

David Lawrence Lewis. My menfolk. Hanna (not all, just the one).

My Blog

The Stoma Strikes Back

Go to the mirror, push out your lips, pucker them.  That is what a stoma looks like.  Curious?I had my first clinical rotation today, and lemme tell you, I MUST be in the right profession if...
Posted by Jenna on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 08:25:00 PST

Wk 2: "Strom, what's a strom?"

Because I know some people who I know and love actually read this, my second update:-I am cheating on my bagel man with the Egg Sandwich cart guy.  The breakfast sandwiches are just so good and h...
Posted by Jenna on Wed, 13 Jun 2007 06:07:00 PST

Public Service Announcement

"Kids Can't Fly" was an actual New York City public service campaign to get people to realize that they should secure their windows so their kids couldn't fall out!  How stupid are we?  This...
Posted by Jenna on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:58:00 PST

Naysayers: Addendum

I guess I have an apology to make to the Myspace naysayers.  At school they are heavily promoting the Facebook, and I have been thrice contacted, politely at first, now not so much, to edit my pa...
Posted by Jenna on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 07:10:00 PST

Dunkin' Donuts

Right, so I know I blogged yesterday but I have to punish myself for allowing a major chain, which misspells its main product mind you, to make a fool of me.  Observe:I go in to the local DD to t...
Posted by Jenna on Thu, 07 Jun 2007 06:09:00 PST

Wk 1: Brass Tacks

- Found furniture rocks: I claimed a rejected lamp from the hallway and now my desk is well lit. - I have a kick-ass view of the Empire State Building and the Hudson. The dorm?  Suddenly not so b...
Posted by Jenna on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 06:53:00 PST

oh dear

Lately funnier things have happened on the way home from fun, then actually there. The Nudey Denny's incident of May '07 aside, I was on the A-Train (shout out to Tone Def, what what!) with my friend ...
Posted by Jenna on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 10:08:00 PST

Julia Stiles

So, my grand adventure started with me convincing airport security that yes, Jenna is my name, and that I am not Julia Stiles. The woman came back with, "Really? Has anyone ever told you you look like...
Posted by Jenna on Tue, 29 May 2007 12:33:00 PST

The Future is Now

Video Billboards:  very Blade Runner, very distracting.  Collision, here I come.
Posted by Jenna on Mon, 28 May 2007 10:06:00 PST

Just Another Naked Wednesday

Alas, the nudity was not mine.I was just leaving Denny's after a post-improv snack of mozzarella sticks and onion rings, when what meets my eyes but a naked couple on their couch watching TV (porn? ES...
Posted by Jenna on Thu, 24 May 2007 10:25:00 PST