Reading, (w)riting, but not (a)rithmatic. Fuck math. Guitar Hero, bingo, gin rummy, my empire with Melissa (we're going to kick Martha Stewart's ass), and shit that makes me laugh.
People who walk around with weird animals on their shoulders. Snakes, parrots, rats. I'm intrigued.
I need to learn how to play drums so I can be in a band.
...are good. And I watch them.
Yes.
DJ Cooter.