MyGen
Profile Generator
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RANDOMNESS ABOUT ME:
I like wearing shirts and ties only when I'm not required to.
People watching should be an olympic sport.
I hate Uggs and judge people that wear them.
I wanna jump kick people who wear polo shirts and still "pop their collar."
I speak 'flake' fluently.
I wish I wore glasses.
I want to grow a full beard....but my genetics is making it difficult.
I like to watch cartoons while I eat breakfast.
People who have racial fetishes are gross.
I draw on my hand when I don't have paper.
I laugh at my own jokes and don't really care if anyone is laughing with me.
MTV is stupid.
I hate everyone that calls me before 10am
You can't see the stars in LA...and that sucks.
I sleep better on my couch than in my bed.
I never have a camera with me.
I only make fun of people I like....and ignore people I dont.
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my ultimate fanatsy of all fantasies, its nothing sexual...i wanna catch a squirrel. i wanna catch a squirrel so bad it hurts my heart. the kind of pain where im goin to sit down on a rainy day afternoon with john mayer and write a song about it....
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A person's life story is equal to what they have plus what they want most in the world minus what they're actually willing to sacrifice for it. You find out those things about someone and you'll know almost everything.
-The Contorionist's Handbook
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i like angry asians
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HEY!! I FOUND HIM!
i wish i was a ninja
