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Jake

heavens to Betsy... come in Betsy...

About Me

I like life... really, I do... I'm not being sarcastic here... I'm serious... why are you still laughing!?!
I have a very difficult time getting myself to go to sleep at night and an even more difficult time getting myself to wake up the next day.
Music is a wonderful thing no matter how many people try to ruin it for me.
I like making up fake names of restaurants that involve the word "wok." Ex: Woking on Sunshine, Wok Around the Clock, Wok Don't Run, Wok-a-Doodle-Doo, Dead Man Woking etc. Try it, it's fun!
Sadly, I cannot make it through an episode of "The Wonder Years," or "My So Called Life" without weeping.
I hate to fly and I once swore I never would again. But I love my friends a family too much to keep that promise.
I think reality TV is slowly killing my soul.
I feel compelled to wear layers as long into the year as humanly possible... until just before inducing heat stroke.
When I went to vote today, the man who was explaining the ballot said that he had not seen a "motion picture" since 1993. When asked what the motion picture was he replied, "'Life With Mickey' with Michael J. Fox." These are the moments I truly love.

My Interests

song writing, music and musical instruments, film, audio recording, fiction/screen writing, sleep, failure, choices, comedy, dogs, la luna, road trips, behavior, nostalgia, root beer, bizarre road-side attractions, aimlessly driving around Los Angeles, long walks on short piers, Largo, potential and kinetic energy (mostly as a metaphor)

I'd like to meet:

Everyone and no one. Meeting people is so overrated. 99% of the people you are dying to meet will disappoint you. Admire from afar. You'll be a happier person.

Music:

Jon Brion, Michael Penn, Wilco, Beatles, Aimee Mann, Elliott Smith, Buffalo Tom, The Shins, Candy Butchers, Guster, Fountains of Wayne, Pernice Brothers, Cardigans, Emitt Rhodes, Weezer, Joseph Arthur, Grant Lee Phillips, Hem, Neil Finn, Neko Case, Postal Service, Flaming Lips, Al Green, Ben Lee, Sondre Lerche, Josh Rouse, Ron Sexsmith, Madder Rose, Sam Cooke, Mates of State, Mike Andrews, The Elected, Jenny Lewis, Death Cab for Cutie

Movies:

Once, Kicking and Screaming (Baumbach), Me and You and Everyone We Know, Juno, Half Nelson, Rushmore, Ghostbusters, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Junebug, Ghostworld, Knocked Up, You Can Count on Me, Raising Arizona, Hard 8, Author! Author!, Shortbus, Miami Blues, Little Miss Sunshine, Grosse Pointe Blank, Heathers, I Am Trying to Break Your Heart, This is Spinal Tap, Big Fish, Bandwagon, Repo Man, Living in Oblivion, Highball, All the Real Girls, And Justice For All, Dog Day Afternoon, Noises Off, Casablanca, The Big Lebowski, Miller's Crossing, Better Off Dead, Ed Wood, Major League, Shawshank Redemption, Philadelphia Story, Midnight Run, Tremors, Royal Tennenbaums, Amelie, Three Kings, Being John Malkovich, Lost in Translation, The Incredibles

Television:

Northern Exposure, Curb Your Enthusiasm, LOST, The Office (pick a country), Veronica Mars, Medium, Venture Brothers, Flight of the Conchords, The Simpsons, Angel, Seinfeld, Mission Hill, Adult Swim, Freaks and Geeks, Larry Sanders, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, My So Called Life, Conan O'Brien, Grosse Pointe, Arrested Development, The Wonder Years

Books:

The Wishbones, Bad Haircut, Joe College, Pop. 1280, So You Wanna Be a Rock & Roll Star, the dictionary, Italian Without Words, anything by Peter Roget except the thesaurus

Heroes:

Joe Pernice, Stephen Colbert, Joe Pernice, Noah Baumbach, Joe Pernice, Larry David, Joe Pernice, Tom Perrotta, Joe Pernice, Mary Lorson, Joe Pernice, Miranda July, Joe Pernice, Zach Galifianakis, Joe Pernice, my parents

My Blog

Yay... no more god!

I just read that the film "The Golden Compass" has sparked an interest in atheism research online. Could it be that this retarded looking fantasy film might snap children all over the world out of th...
Posted by Jake on Sun, 09 Dec 2007 08:40:00 PST

simply taking lemons and making simply rotten lemonade

I am currently--and have been for a while--obsessed with Simply Lemonade. It's made by the Simply Orange Juice Company. Stay with me... it's not that complicated.Due to my absolutely fucked up sched...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 09 Nov 2007 06:36:00 PST

Once

There is a movie out right now called "Once." I could go on and on about it, but what it really comes down to is this... EVERYBODY MUST SEE THIS MOVIE.
Posted by Jake on Fri, 01 Jun 2007 02:46:00 PST

Between The Bars

I really wish Elliott Smith was still alive.
Posted by Jake on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:07:00 PST

I swear I'm not a hippie

I'm sorry for being as cliche and naive as I am about to be, but here goes...When the fuck are people going to wake up and accept that marijuana and gay marriage will be legal someday? This resistanc...
Posted by Jake on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:40:00 PST

first I get a gray hair, then I turn 100, and then I die

Well, it's all over. Lexy found a gray--nay, white--hair on my head on Saturday night while attending a party at which I was the oldest person in the room.Some might see this as a wake-up call to get...
Posted by Jake on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 04:43:00 PST

my bio

My bio is so pathetically old that it makes me want to puke. But I'm too lazy to write anything new. Writing about yourself is a unique torture. Maybe that's why I haven't updated my resume since b...
Posted by Jake on Wed, 25 Oct 2006 06:50:00 PST

Enough with the ring-tones

Okay... enough with the song ring-tones, people. I can't fucking take it anymore. It's not funny, people. It's purely annoying and makes me wish I lived in the 1800s.I was at the post office today,...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 08 Sep 2006 08:12:00 PST

Half Nelson

I just saw the best movie I've seen all year. It's called "Half Nelson." It made me long for something profound... a profound, meaningful realization that isn't just another facet to why and how muc...
Posted by Jake on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 12:53:00 PST

Blogs are the new black

For some reason it never occurred to me to write a blog on myspace before. I doubt I will write often because, honestly, who in their right mind could possibly give 2 shits about what I've got to say...
Posted by Jake on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:40:00 PST