The Pop Culture Prisoner

I'd like to meet:

Britney Spears, Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, or anyone else who is having a crisis.

And you! Please feel free to add me and join the fun!

Music:

No screaming, no whining, no accents, no hos, NO CHAD KRUEGAR, NO SCOTT STAPP!!!!!

Movies:

Anything with cheerleaders in it or the word "Sunshine" in the title.

Television:

Yes please.

Books:

Ones with funny British wizards that go to wizarding school and fight other wizards.

Heroes:

Anyone who is not addicted to pop culture, Albert Nobel (inventor of dynamite)