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Get Your Own! | View SlideshowFirst off you see my age over there? It's a fucking lie. I'm 37 not 30, but since most of the indolent fucks who write to me don't seem to care if I post nasty blogs about them, I figured what the hell! Change my age and open myself up to more search parameters. They also don't read my profile AT ALL. Fuckheads. Don't send me a friend request without reading this! But you will anyway. Why? Because you're probably a horny asshole.You can't really tell people much about who you REALLY are in this About Me section. Your page style probably reflects you better than anything you write, but if you're reading this then you're obviously trying to learn more "About Me". Well, let's see. I like toast dunked in milk. I love the smell of coffee, but I don't drink it. I cry VERY easily. Things touch my heart too easily I suppose. Rainbows astonish me. I like to watch rainclouds race across the sky. It's better when they're rainclouds, because there are varying colors and when the race real fast, you get to see little snatches of the blue behind. It is those little snatches that I believe in and look for. I like listening to old people's stories about their childhood's. I LOVE things that glitter and sparkle. I eat soup straight out of the can. At heart, I'm a hippie who should live at Venice Beach or Haight Ashbury. I love having people over for parties, barbequeing or just hanging out. I'm a very social person. I like lemon tea with honey in it. I am fasinated by foreign languages. I want to travel the world. I'm REALLY big on honesty. I have very few people that I absolutely trust. I'm VERY sarcastic and satirical, hopefully you'll be able to tell when I'm being as such. I'm a stand-up comedian. I'm a published author. YES, Nation really IS my name. I believe that the people we surround ourselves with also make up who we are, so I'm going to tell you about the ones that are closest to me- my family.In case you are stupid, which judging from some of my E-mails, some of you are, I am very intensley in love with my fiancee Irish. I am completely devoted to him, so no, I will not flirt with you, meet up with you, and I most assuredly won't fuck you. As far as men are concerned he is everything I have ever wanted or needed. You'd think that just by looking at my page, people would realize all of this, but you'd be amazed really. He is extremely intelligent, witty, and kind. He loves to make things, whether it be a new floor of carpeting, a bookshelf, decorating our room, or a photo. He plays pool, sings, plays drums, dances (although he thinks he can't), and continually amazes me by all that he does, learns, and knows. He has a magnificent eye for beauty in the strangest things and places. He is as fasinated by life and people and places as I am, and I think that THAT is what makes us such a good team. Good partners, good friends, good lovers. Or as we put it, perfect.I have four children. 2 boys, 2 girls. My boys are from my first marriage at 16 when I knew everything there was to know about life and love. I just wish I could remember all that crap. Cory, my oldest, is 20 and is the type of guy that everyone loves from jocks to goths, he is VERY physical with sports and fitness, but has a tender heart that you wouldn't believe. He is also a cancer survivor. Christopher, my second son, is 19 and involved in things that dumbfound me. Japanese anime, RPG games, coss-dressing (no, not CROSS dressing, COSS dressing) and he plays the sax. He also babysit's at the drop of a hat and never complains. My older daughter, at the ripe old age of 4, is from my second marriage. She is crazy. She has more energy than any normal human child can possibly posess. She has a larger than life personality which often makes her the center of attention. She loves to paint, chase butterflies, dance and organize things. She's almost entirely a vegetarian by CHOICE. She has also developed a WONDERFUL new attitude which consists of "Don't tell me what to do" and "I don't want to". It's GREAT! My newest daughter Chloe, that Irish and I produced, is now 1 year and 4 months, and has 11 teeth now! She smiles with her WHOLE body, if you can understand that, and she can melt your heart. She has Irish's big blue, loving eyes. She says Mom, Dad, Yeah, All done, Hello (but it sounds like ho. lol), up and HI! She also seems to speak Klingon. She can walk and run and slap you in the face. She LOVES Sprout, especially Teletubbies. She's my Flapjack!Dislikes: People who think that in order to be original they must shove 50 pieces of metal through various parts of their body, tattoo themselves with ancient tattoos of ancient cultures they really know nothing about, and color their hair in loud hues. Then they loudly proclaim their originality and independence by drinking over-priced coffee in small, trendy, but not chain related, coffee houses, talking as if they understand politics, complaining as if they comprehend politics, yet refusing to vote because they aren't part of the "system". All they while hanging out with all their non-conformist friends who-look-exactly-alike! You want to be different, be yourself. If being yourself involves all these things, than that's fine, just don't think that you're better than me because of it. I really dislike people who think that only their viewpoint is right. Being trendy doesn't give you license to look down upon others. I also dislike it when people go so far out of their way to be different, that it looks like an act.
People who proclaim themselves Wiccan because they bought some cool books at Barnes & Noble. They also tend to bathe themselves in pentacles as if that will somehow make them even MORE Wiccan. These trendy book store Pagan wanna-be's would not only be offended by, but make fun of a Chistian that covered themselves in crosses. They don't want God shoved down their throats, they are quick to insult Him, look down on Him, and make fun of His followers, but will spend HOURS telling you why THEIR religion is better, truer, and the REAL religion. Funny, isn't that the same reason that they bag on Christianity? Fucking hypocrites. I am a Pagan Christian, and if anyone bothered to do proper religious research, they would see why this is not only possible, but accurate and not the least bit blasphemous. TRUE Paganism and even it's off-shoot wicca, doesn't involve ANY idol worship. Not even a Goddess. Try reading some acutal religious history instead of a book by some named Ravenwolfe. *snicker* (Note: the addition of an "E" at the end of your name doesn't make you look cool. It makes it look like you need a spelling test. And fuck that old world (olde worlde *snort*) spelling shit. You're not FROM the old world. It's 2007 you fucking moron.)
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