♣Irishboy... I am the star of the revolution

" We have no great war. We have no great depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression... is our lives." -Tyler Durdin-
" It is only after you have lost everything that you are free to do anything." -Tyler Durdin- My Angel, My Devil...
" Claudia... You have been a very... VERY... naughty girl." -Lestat-
" You say it should be in good taste. I say it should taste good." -Gene Simmons-
" What's life without a few Dragons ? " -Ron Weasley-
" First, I would establish a motive... In this case, the killer probably saw the size of the bugs dick, and became insanely jealous.... Then I'd lose 40 pounds... PORKIN' HIS WIFE!!!" -Ace Ventura-
" Take it easy Bill... You will give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation." -Joe Black-
" And everytime you think you know just what your doin'... that's when your troubles exceed." -Axl Rose-
" There will be no living with her after this.... Why is the rum gone!?!?" -Jack Sparrow-
" So I see you have been missing alot of work Peter." response? " I wouldn't say I've been missing it Bob." -Peter Gibbons-
" Fuck it all, Fuck this world, Fuck everything that you stand for... Don't belong, Dont exsist, Don't give a shit.... Don't ever judge me..." -SlipKnoT-
" Victim's... Aren't we all ?" -The Crow-
" Answer me honestly Scully... Doesn't that bear a striking resemblsnce to a fat, white, nazi stormtrooper? -Fox Mulder-
" -Ezekiel 25:17- The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper, and the finder of all lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger, those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know My name is the Lord, when I lay my vengeance upon thee." -Pitt-
" And shepherds we shall be, for Thee, my Lord, for Thee. Power has decended forth from Thy hand, that our feet may swiftly carry out Thy command. So we shall flow a river forth to Thee, and teeming with souls shall it ever be. In Nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti." -Conner and Murphy McManus-
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Hello everyone!! My name is Donald, but everybody calls me Irishboy. Or Irish. Or Doc. Or Porkchop. Or Kermit. Or spikey-headed freakboy. Some have been known to call me "that one dip-shitted dude", but I am trying to cut down on the need for people to call me that. Let's see, what else... I am a Aries. I love to play pool. I love singing kareokee in shitty hole-in-the wall bars. I love meeting new people and taking thier pictures. I love to play softball with my awesome team from "Rampant Sound". I also love being a Daddy!!! I have a beautiful baby girl with the woman I love more than life itself ( She is the greatest mother in the world, a wonderful wife, and a hell-cat in the sack...), Nation. My daughter's name is Chloe Jace Caramazza, and has lovely Strawberry blonde hair, Daddy's blue eyes and Mommy's dimpled chin... She is my baby, my life, my world... She is my snuggle pickles. I also have a wonderful, funny, smart(ass) son, whose name is Christopher Francis Caramazza. We can be found every monday parked on the couch, watching Monday Night RAW. He can be a handful sometimes, and he always keeps me on my toes, but to see those blue eyes light up when he smiles...? Makes it worth it, every second of every day.
The pic below is of our Snuggle-pickles when she was still brand new. I have the warranty and everything. Oh, and that's Flip... One of the two kittens my cat "Mouse" had... The other ones name is Flop. Flip and Flop are mighty kitten warriors, who guard our house with all the skill that their tiny, furry, ninja bodies can carry. Beware their "Flying claw" kitten attack!! ( To see pics of Chris, refer to the slideshow here on my page, or check my pics on my pic section of my page.)
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Let's see, some more About Me stuff... I love all that is strange and beautiful. If you need proof, just look at my family and friends!! Lol. ( I love you guys, all of you!! Even those who are not on my "Top 16." ) But as someone I love once said to me, "Pretty does not always equal beautiful." Too true.
I guess the best way to get to know me, is with the holy intro of, "Hi, my name is...." ( insert your Slim Shady joke here ). And then we can go from there. A warning first, I don't like fake people or people who think they are too good for everyone else. And if you are offended by that last statement, you are exactly the kind of person I am talking about. But if you like what you have read so far, and maybe wanna know some more, or maybe you are writing a book about "The Stoopidest jack-asses residing in California" and need more reference material, then feel free to drop me a line on here, or hit me up on my Yahoo @ [email protected], or send me a friend request, or just give me a call (916-289-4599)... Hell, blow me some smoke signals if you want... Just don't send those dumb birds with the notes tied to their ankles... They keep shitting all over my @#$&*ing car, and I am out of B.B.'s for my Red Rider carbine air-rifle...
Peace, Love and Lucky Charms...
Irishboy the Disturbed
Fuck Muffins!! ( Catchy, isn't it? )