My life is 99% Ian and 1% everything else.Likes: Smart people acting stupid. Any sporting event that I have a live wager on. Turning the F-word into an English lesson by using it as a noun, verb, pronoun, comma, period, conjunction; I could go on. Hating both the player and the game. Watching a stock that I recommended to everyone I know 63 times explode after exactly zero people listened to me; most recently JSDA and currently GCFB. Watching KP do the white man dance. Playing pool, tennis, and golf way below average. Doing and saying very inappropriate things in the middle of the night. Apologizing for those things in the daytime. Male pattern baldness. Hugging people.-------------------------------------Dislikes: Stupid people acting smart. Nascar and more importantly, Nascar fans. People who take pride in their tattoos, drug addictions, tan, automobile, jewelry, frosted tips, manperm, and other things that douche bags love so much. Missouri. Kansas. Country music (not including Hank Williams Sr.; the original Mr. self destruct.) People who can look their signifigant other in the eye after exchanging bodily fluids with some bus station skank or gigolo manwhore. Organized religion; if you have that much free time on sunday morning-go do some volunteer work, and tithe your money to the Red Cross or the Salvation Army. If you are offended by that last sentence, take comfort in the fact that you get to go to heaven.----------------------------------------------------T
hings overheard on the subway in D.C.:
1. Getting my pussy eaten is pretty random these days.
2. When I be in the back of a black limo fuckin' 7 bitches; I speak to 'em. I speak to these bitches! I speak to these hoes! My mamma raised me right! She raised me right!
3. A 20 minute presentation on the word pap at 2:00 a.m.
Oh yeah, that was me and the Trust Fund Baby.---------------------------------------------Quotes from the legendary (74 yr. old) Granddad Owens.:
1. I don't know why you fuck around with that coffee in the morning. Do a couple lines o' that cocaine. It'll get your mind right. (said to me)
2. Fix me a drink you fuckin' mooch. (said to waitress at Tanner's Lee's Summit)
3. Marijuana ain't no drug. If you wanna do drugs; WE'LL DO DRUGS!!! (said to some 18ish yr. old girls.)
4. where's the hooker at? (said to blackjack dealer, he was wondering when a waitress would be around)
5. If you call me a cocksucker one more time i'll punch you in the mouth. I don't suck no dicks! (about 5 minutes later I called him a cocksucker again, and yes, he punched me in the mouth)
6. Where's the cunt? (that is how he would ask his grandson where his girlfriend is)
7. My guts are all fucked up. (he said that almost every time I saw him sober)
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Superman
75%
Iron Man
70%
Robin
67%
The Flash
65%
Green Lantern
60%
Supergirl
57%
Wonder Woman
57%
Spider-Man
55%
Catwoman
50%
Hulk
40%
Batman
35%
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