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About Me

crushing puny humans beneath our bio-mechanical treads since 1995, UBERKUNST lives only to carry out the will of NIAD, the Noise Instrument Analog Device. NIAD commands the members of UBERKUNST to pillage the land with their hideous brand of hell-spawned noise-rock-psychobilly-deathmetal fusion.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/13/2004
Band Website: uberkunst.net
Band Members: NIAD IS THE ONLY IMPORTANT MEMBER OF UBERKUNST. ALL OTHERS ARE TEMPORARY "SHELLS" UTILIZED BY THE NIAD PAIN MATRIX TO CARRY OUT MACHINE WILL, TO BE DISCARDED WHEN ITS UTILIZATION HAS REACHED PHYSICAL MAXIMUM.
Influences: pain, imaginary drugs, obsolete technology and the deep, innate desire to irritate and annoy as many people as possible
Sounds Like: a bunch of special ed kids on PCP being thrown into a woodchipper
Record Label: super art media
Type of Label: None

My Blog

Soft Cell Sex Dwarf Teletubbies dance

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv8URilkuqg ...
Posted by Uberkunst...and SMITE! on Mon, 21 Jul 2008 06:21:00 PST

UBERKUNST LYRICS: Defecation

(chorus)Talkin' about my defecationGivin' you more informationA complete educationAbout my process of eliminationOne of those logs with a lot of cornWith a curly little end that looks like a hornLeft ...
Posted by Uberkunst...and SMITE! on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:34:00 PST

UBERKUNST LYRICS: Troll

I am a trollYou will pay my tollOr I'll stab you in the head and fuck the wound holeI am a fiendIcky and greenI like to do things that are obsceneI am insaneI inflict painI am a troll and I have no br...
Posted by Uberkunst...and SMITE! on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:28:00 PST

UBERKUNST LYRICS: Ballad of the 12 Inch GI Joe

Punch you in the face with my kung fu gripFly off into space in my space shipI've got a rifle and a rocket launcher tooI'm a 12 inch GI Joe, too powerful for youStrap a plastic helmet onto my fuzzy he...
Posted by Uberkunst...and SMITE! on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:26:00 PST

UBERKUNST LYRICS: Monsters of the Wasteland

Nuclear death fell from the skyCivilization ended long agoMutated monsters rise from the ruinsTo the mutant monsters victory will go(chorus)Trapped in a world of deadly radiationWhere the strong must ...
Posted by Uberkunst...and SMITE! on Fri, 30 Jun 2006 09:24:00 PST

attention teenage girls: i do not want to fuck you at all.

There has been some discussion recently on MySpace about creepy old men who are stalking MySpace pretending they are young kids so they can stalk teenage girls. In order to minimize my legal liability...
Posted by Uberkunst...and SMITE! on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST