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Human Survey: #102My not-so-dear humans,It would be most helpful to my pursuit for world domination, if you would be so kind as to answer the following survey. We thank you, in advance.1. Please expla...
Posted by Eeky The Great! on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:05:00 PST |
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Let me get this straight...So you believe the human that calls himself your "president", when he tells you that he wiretaps US citizens for "safety reasons"?Wow, you "people" really are idiots...I've ...
Posted by Eeky The Great! on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:10:00 PST |
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TragicMonkey is sick.The nature of our relationship - completely codependent.What to do when it stops jumping and making you scream.It is the primal fire. The thing that burns inside my gut whenever I...
Posted by Eeky The Great! on Tue, 08 May 2007 01:00:00 PST |
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ETGJ1 Has Arrived!My not-so-dear humans,Excellent news! It was a premature mutation, but anchor baby ETGJ1 has arrived!As soon as I began having distractions, we had to rush out of Mexico and back int...
Posted by Eeky The Great! on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:58:00 PST |
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Viva Mejico!! Yak, Yak!My not so dear humans,I would like to inform you that Monkey and I have saved enough money for a vacation. We will be visiting the country of our human allies, Mexico. We will b...
Posted by Eeky The Great! on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:53:00 PST |
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You Fucking Terrorists! Yeah...I'm talking to you.You kill the innocent too.In their sleep.With gigantic bombs,Carried inside metal birds.But the casualties you inflict are good and worthy.Yak, yak!Te...
Posted by Eeky The Great! on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:51:00 PST |
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I'm Gonna Get Me An Anchor Baby!!"Ay, papito, que bonito!"He will be so cute.All dressed red, white and blue.I'll name him John The Great.He'll be the President!Give him citizenship.As it says in the ...
Posted by Eeky The Great! on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:48:00 PST |
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Alien EncountersThe cab driver in the newest york, he speaks in tongues.The old man by the sea, he is waving at waves.The dead fish on my plate, his eyeball looks defying.The mango in my mouth, makes ...
Posted by Eeky The Great! on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:43:00 PST |
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Take Me to Your Tia Juana!Sacred limon from the oestesquished inside my bottlegurgle, smack it's bitterAy, Ay, Ay, AyCanta y no lloresTake me to your TiaMake me some of them tortillasI'm hungrier than...
Posted by Eeky The Great! on Tue, 08 May 2007 12:41:00 PST |
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Me and My MonkeyI want to pet the monkey.Feed the mokey.Spank the monkey.Put a chain on the monkey.Choke the monkey.Kiss the monkey.Take the monkey on a trip.Show the monkey off to friends.Tuck the mo...
Posted by Eeky The Great! on Tue, 08 May 2007 10:11:00 PST |
