Sascrotch

By day I am Mike Rotch, but by nightfall I become....Sascrotch! As you may have surmised, I derive my superpowers from fluctuations in the lunar cycle. I fight crime with my rotund scrotum! Evil doers beware! I am the by-product of a sexual encounter between my father who was a schizophrenic lycanthrope (werewolf) and my mother who was a promiscuous sasquatch (Promiscuiis Sapien). On top of the lycanthrope and schizophrenic traits I inherited from my father, I have also developed a rare variation of testicular elephantitus, thanks to a recessive trait that was present in my mother's gene pool.
So when I'm not busy repairing household appliances, or fighting supervillians off with my voluptuous bulge, I'm evading abduction from a bizarre race of space aliens.These Extraterresticles are unrelenting in their attempts to collect samples of my pubic hair as part of an interstellar research experiment. I also play lead guitar in a heavy metal band called Soundstalker.