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About Me

-I see a red door and I want to paint it black.
-I am the girl you know can't look you in the eye.
-I've got a date with the night.
-I blister in the sun.
But don't take my word for it:
-I lived with Emma on Montague Street in a basement down the stair. There was music in the cafes at night and revolution in the air.
-She was tall and cool and pretty and she dressed as black as coal. If she asked me to I'd murder, I would gladly lose my soul.

I make art. You might even say it looks like this:

I take pictures of couches on curbs. Someday I'll have a huge art show with hundreds of pictures. It'll be called "Couches in the Wild." You know you'll want a print.
Hey, speak of my art, this is my boob!
Of course, I'm less an artist and more an art historian. Many people see art history (especially the ancient variety) as stale and dull- totally the opposite of my own silly and vulgar art. That stereotype is the product of a patriarchal, protestant and mostly Victorian worldview that whitewashed over all things sexual. Hell, check out this 3,000 year-old scroll I photographed in the National Museum in England:
I edited my profile with Thomas Myspace Editor V4.4 (www.strikefile.com/myspace)

My Interests

Riding Pink Dinosaurs:

Climbing mountatins:

Roadside americana of the giant, fiberglass variety:

See above

Sleeping:

Matching my press on nails to my favorite high-caffine soda. Go Tab Energy!:

Meteorological phenomena

Pomegranates:

Mini golf:

The horrifying but inevitable takeover of the earth by swarms of ladybugs:

Stalagmite licking.

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

The Smashing Pumpkins, Sonic Youth, The Beatles, Johnny Cash, The Mission, HIM, The Cure, Marilyn Manson, The Killers, Nirvana, The Smiths, Beck, The Sisters of Mercy,The Pixies, David Bowie,Voltaire, Bad Religion, The Raveonettes, The White Stripes, Die Laughing, Foo Fighters, Weezer, Joy Division, Nine Inch Nails, Rolling Stones, retarded goth shit.

Movies:

Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Spinal Tap, Life of Brian, Breakfast at Tiffanys, The Jerk, The Royal Tennanbaums, Last Temptation of Christ, Fight Club, The Little Mermaid

Television:

TV? Not so much.

Books:

Anything by Oscar Wilde, Neil Gaiman, Francesca Lia Block, Chuck Palinuik, Anne Rice, Shakespeare or Homer. Oh, and I like the Bible, but I may need to clarify that.

Heroes:

Agent Scully, Tank Girl and my Grandma.

My Blog

Worst ’80s night ever.

So my latest profile song is The Killer's "Human."It asks the question "Are we human or are we dancer?"This may be unresolved for the rest of the undulating masses at Hailey's '80s night, but for me t...
Posted by Emmature on Fri, 17 Oct 2008 01:23:00 PST

I was going to say something clever about Obama

But I'm too damn tired. Tonight's speech was great, but seeing him in person is better.I talked to my mom on the phone. She was debating whether to send my youngest brother to bed, but I told her not ...
Posted by Emmature on Fri, 29 Aug 2008 09:46:00 PST

6.5 years since last Mulder dream...

Prior to last night.I awoke thinking I was in high school- it was an eerie feeling I couldn't shake. I suddenly wanted to hear a specific song by Guster, but unable to locate the CD (it's been out of ...
Posted by Emmature on Thu, 17 Jul 2008 10:18:00 PST

My fun new political cartoon.

Based on a true story....
Posted by Emmature on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 07:59:00 PST

Much weeping and gnashing of teeth (requiem for a laptop)

Think back... way back. Several millenia in tech years. Think back before the iPhone. Before the Nano. Before the Shuffle. Before that first generation iPod that didn't even have a clickwheel.Once upo...
Posted by Emmature on Mon, 07 Jan 2008 05:59:00 PST

Mustard

Cocktail sausages wrapped in doughy goodness are always good.But you know what's even better? Cocktail sausages wrapped in doughy goodness WITH MUSTARD!!!So there I was, innocently eating the afforeme...
Posted by Emmature on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 12:02:00 PST

I’m still sick... I’m always sick.

I was in the cupboard buying some tea and the cashier was like "You sick? Try a neti pot!" I said "The up-the-nose teapot? Got one- use it all the time." The lady behind me was like "Try vitamin C" an...
Posted by Emmature on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 06:23:00 PST

A dozen semi-interrelated thoughts

It's been 10 months since you left&When will you come back?Egg nog, I miss you. I miss your smell, I miss your taste. I miss you with rum and cloves. I'm sorry about my fling with Margarita- she didn'...
Posted by Emmature on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:43:00 PST

A brief summary

Here's a thorough summary of my mind/life right now:Summer in Texas is like being sick, but finally, finally, the fever has broken. What people in coastal/northern states don't adequately appreciate i...
Posted by Emmature on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 10:30:00 PST

The Emma Flocke Guide to What to Think About Everything:

The Emma Flocke Guide to What to Think About Everything:MySpace:Ever been in an abusive relationship that you keep going back to?I consider myself a web-savvy gal, and yet my profile has been hacked t...
Posted by Emmature on Wed, 04 Jul 2007 09:13:00 PST