VARIOUS THINGS LIKE PLAYING GUITAR, LIVING OUT OF HOTEL ROOMS, DRINKING BELGIAN ALE AND HANGING OUT AT TATTOO PARLOURS WITH OLD LADIES.
MORE PEOPLE WITH DOWN SYNDROME
WATCH THESE CRAZY VIDEOS BY THE GODFATHER!
"SOLOING FRENZY" (MIKE "THE GODFATHER" CLEMENTE)
"MY ANGRY VAGINA"
PBS AUDITION
WATCH THE GENIUS QUIZ SHOW ON MYSPACE!
I ENJOY WATCHING SHITTY MOVIES. HERE'S SOME OF MY FAVOURITES:
PETEY WHEATSTRAW: THE DEVIL'S SON-IN-LAW -- Starring Rudy Ray Moore
SEVEN BLOWS OF THE DRAGON -- The Martial Arts Epic (not to be confused with the porno)
TWO CRIPPLED HEROES -- The story of a a guy with no arms kicking the crap out of a guy with no legs
THE BLACK GESTAPO -- Wrong on so many levels
FLESH GORDON -- 1970'S Softcore Masterpiece
FREAKS -- The 1932 movie that was banned in England for thirty years
THE TERROR IN TINY TOWN -- A 1930's Western with an all midget cast complete with miniature ponies
THE ONLY BOOK I'VE EVER FINISHED WAS DAVID LEE ROTH'S "CRAZY FROM THE HEAT".
I don't know whether I should feel proud for finally reading an entire book, or if I should feel shamed for neglecting the Bible, all of Shakespeare's works, and every other piece of classic literature for the biogaphy of David Lee Roth.
RUDY RAY MOORE