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Jessica Hanson

we generate in life what we think we deserve.

About Me



What Im all about:
Im originally from Austin, TX (Wimberley for those of you in the know).
Comedy, music, and going out are my life. I love to laugh, love people that make me laugh, and just love comedy in my every day life. I need a shirt that says "I ♥ nutty funsters", if you find one, let me know. (And if you know what that phrase is from thats extra points for you!) I also am very picky and change my mind every second about everything.
I get my feelings hurt really easy and if I dont like you, I have no problem telling you why.
Im very independent and work hard for what I want to accomplish.
I live by a 3 strike rule policy. If you claim to be my friend and hurt me or do me really wrong 3 times, youre cut out of my life. By doing this its really made me a happier person because Im hanging with true friends, not people that I have to keep forgiving over and over again. Its worked out pretty good so far and Id definitely recommend it to everyone.
WHAT I DO:

I work in internet marketing focusing on myspace.
Message me for info if interested. Past and current clients include Sinarbron, HauntsUSA, Markus Klinko with Beyonce Knowles, Jennifer Lopez, Janet Jackson, Christina Aguilera, Mary J. Blige, Mariah Carey, Lindsay Lohan, Britney Spears, Katie Holmes, Kate Beckinsale, Anne Hathaway, Matt Dillon, Philip Seymour Hoffman, Val Kilmer, Outkast, Jay-Z, Keanu Reeves, L’Oreal Paris, Elizabeth Arden, Pepsi, Puma, De Beers, Hugo Boss, Anna Sui, Shiseido, Nelly Furtado, V Magazine, Vanity Fair, Vogue, and many more, Bluecat Screenplay Competition, SacredActor.com, OMovies.com, NowLive.com, Jamie Kennedy, Idol World, GetVendors.com, Workhorse Group, Kimberly Cole, Karlie Lewis, Nick Loren, Sex and the City's Evan Handler, and 1TrackMind.
I'm also a party/club promoter for hot LA spots. Current and previous events include Area, Opera, Mood, Cabana Club, LAX, Privilege, Montmartre Lounge/The Mansion, Sugar, Social, Laugh Factory, Hollywood Improv, Von Dutch, Playboy Mansion, Sean John frangrance LA launch, Kanye West Album Release Party, NBA Party Openers, and others.
I promote Opera on Monday, Les Deux on Tuesday, Area on Wednesday and Thursday, Social on Fri, and Vanguard on Sat.
TO GET INVITES TO THE EVENTS IM PROMOTING, JUST ADD YOURSELF TO MY FACEBOOK PAGE (BANNER BELOW) OR TO MY EMAIL LIST BY SENDING YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS TO ME HERE . Just click on the following upcoming event banners to be taken to the event page:
Upcoming Event Flyers (click for event page):
I've been in the music industry since I was 15 starting in audio engineering with an internship with the Jonny Lang crew with Jason Mraz opening some shows and at Firestation Studios, then tour production with mTouring and Crosby Stills Nash and Young, and Chicago, and also learning management with the owner of Crowley Management who managed tours for Bob Dylan, The Cars and The Beach Boys, and then I settled in booking artists on my own. I currently own The JH Agency, a national booking agency representing fabulous bands across the country who have opened for Avril Lavigne, Justin Timberlake, and many more. Im always willing to go on the road again doing production, just get at me for info...
    1. Dont ask me if I wanna chat with you. 2. No Im not giving you my phone number. 3. I dont want to see nude pics of you. 4. I dont want to hear your new songs. 5. Dont ask me what I do, thats on my profile. 6. Im not giving you my AIM/MSN/Yahoo screen name 7. Dont call me mami/boo/sweety/cutey. Its VERY annoying.

My Interests


Things I like:
My true friends, hanging out, dancing, working, anything on the Holocaust and 9/11.

I'd like to meet:


Music:

Tunes:

Alanis Morissette, Alicia Keys, Alvin & The Chipmunks, Amos Lee, Ashley Tisdale, Avril Lavigne, The Beatles, Beyonce, Black Eyed Peas, Blink-182, Bon Jovi, Cheap Trick, Chic, Christina Aguilera, Coldplay, D12, Danity Kane, Def Leppard, Destiny's Child, Dido, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Esmee Denters, Extreme, Fergie, Five for Fighting, Framed, Gavin Degraw, Guns N' Roses, Gwen Stefani, Hanson, Incubus, Janes Addiction, Janet Jackson, Jason Mraz, Jim Brickman, Jonathan Clay, Jonny Lang, Josie & The Pussycats, Justin Timberlake, Kanye West, Keane, Kelly Clarkson, KoRn, Lauryn Hill, Lifehouse, Lil Jon, Live, Mandy Moore, Mariah Carey, Maroon 5, Metal Skool, Michael Jackson, Mims, Missy Elliott, The Moffatts, The Monkees, Motley Crue, Nelly Furtado, New Kids On The Block, No Doubt, NSync, Paris Hilton, The Pussycat Dolls, Reel Big Fish, Scorpions, Selena, Shaggy, Skid Row, Snoop Dogg, Starsailor, Steel Panther, Sublime, Ten Feet Deep, The Sunshine Underground, The Thrills, Timbaland, TLC, Tonic, Usher, Warrant, Whitesnake, Will Smith, Van Halen, Young Love

Movies:

Flicks:
10 Things I Hate About You, 13 Going on 30, 16 Blocks, 50 First Dates, 8 Mile, Ace Ventura - When Nature Calls, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, Almost Famous, Anger Management, Aladdin, Alvin & The Chipmunks, Austin Powers - International Man of Mystery, Austin Powers - The Spy Who Shagged Me, Austin Power in Goldmember, Big Daddy, Billy Madison, Blade, Blades of Glory, Borat, Casino Royale, Center Stage, Childstar, Clueless, Cool Runnings, Coyote Ugly, Cruel Intentions, Crash, Dumb and Dumber, Elf, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, Final Destination 1-3, Fred Clause, Friday, Friday After Next, Grandma's Boy, Grease, Half Baked, Happy Gilmore, High School Musical, Hitch, Home Alone, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, I Love Your Work, Jurassic Park, Just Friends, Kill Bill 1 and 2, Legally Blonde 1 and 2, Liar Liar, Life is Beautiful, Little Miss Sunshine, Malibus Most Wanted, Mean Girls, Meet The Fockers, Meet the Parents, Men In Black, Miss Congeniality, Monsters Inc., Moulin Rouge, Mr. Deeds, Napoleon Dynamite, Never Been Kissed, Next Friday, Night at the Museum, Night at the Roxbury, Not Another Teen Movie, Ocean's Eleven and Twelve, Office Space, Old School, Pirates of the Caribbean 1-3, Pulp Fiction, Ransom, Red Eye, Road Trip, Rocketman, Romeo & Juliet, Rush Hour 1 and 2, Save the Last Dance, Saving Private Ryan, Scarface, Scary Movie 1-4, Schindler's List, School For Scoundrels, School of Rock, She's All That, Shrek 1 and 2, Spaceballs, Spider-Man 1-3, Sweeney Todd - The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Swingers, Superman Returns, Talladega Nights, The 40-Year-Old Virgin, The Believer, The Benchwarmers, The Bourne Identity, The Bourne Supremacy, The Break-Up, The Breakfast Club, The Butterfly Effect, The Cable Guy, The Devil Wears Prada, The Fast and the Furious, The Godfather Part III, The Hot Chick, The Lion King, The Little Girl Who Lives Down the Lane, The Little Mermaid, The Longest Yard, The Lord of the Rings 1-3, The Mask, The Matrix 1-3, The Mummy, The Mummy Returns, The Princess Diaries, The Pursuit of Happyness, The Royal Tenenbaums, The Sixth Sense, The Transporter, The Truman Show, The Waterboy, The Wedding Planner, The Wedding Singer, The Wizard of Ox, There's Something About Mary, Thirteen, Titanic, Tommy Boy, Tranformers, Uptown Girls, Walk Like A Man, War of the Worlds, Wedding Crashers, White Chicks, Without a Paddle, You Got Served, You Me and Dupree, Zoolander

Television:

Tube:

Books:

Reads:
Its Only Temporary, Darkly Dreaming Dexter, Broken Wings, How to Make Love like a Porn Star, Drama Queen, Up & Out, Auschwitz, Me vs. Me

Heroes:

People that inpire me:
Tina Fey, Justin Timberlake, Christina Aguilera, Greg Bonewald (my old chemistry teacher), Suze Orman, Dr. Phil, Meredith Vieira, generally people that love what they do and worked hard to get where they are.


SUPPORT:


My Blog

Emmanuelle Chriqui interview - SWOON

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Posted by Jessica Hanson on Thu, 12 Jun 2008 11:56:00 PST

Youre not better

Just because people know who you are, youre not better then me.Just because girls wanna meet you, youre not better then me.Just because you dated someone I wanna be, doesnt mean your better then me.Ju...
Posted by Jessica Hanson on Wed, 11 Jun 2008 07:01:00 PST

Something you swear youd never do like your parents?

Im curious to hear what everyones answers are.
Posted by Jessica Hanson on Mon, 09 Jun 2008 09:58:00 PST

Behind the Scenes pics of the Pussycat Dolls at the MTV Movie Awards

Four out of five Pussycat Dolls were looking sexy at this year's MTV Movie Awardsthe one on the far right looks like a tranny duck-billed platypus. I LOVE Ashley :D Shes been my fav ever since they t...
Posted by Jessica Hanson on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 06:03:00 PST

MTV Movie Awards - my take

This years MTV Movie Awards were ok. Highlights were seeing Jonny Depp twice, the Waynes World skit, the Pussycat Dolls standing near me (and one gave me the "I love you" symbol when I was standing up...
Posted by Jessica Hanson on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 09:46:00 PST

you mean more to me

As I feel fat, I sit here in the car on my way to look at even more dresses to wear Sunday.I feel like I don't mean as much to people that mean the world to me.Some extremely close friends of mine are...
Posted by Jessica Hanson on Thu, 29 May 2008 05:00:00 PST

Justin T fix

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Posted by Jessica Hanson on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:54:00 PST

You know you live in Hollywood when....

-You've seen someone tip a bathroom attendant with a line -Your 16 year old sister can get into more clubs than you can-Your 16 year old sister slept with a guy who was on a season of The Real World.....
Posted by Jessica Hanson on Mon, 19 May 2008 12:52:00 PST

Binge drinker

When visiting back in TX, because Im sober when Im here, it justifies my drinking in Los Angeles.Ive learned, it doenst.I have a drinking problem, and its binge drinking....which is harder to cure bec...
Posted by Jessica Hanson on Thu, 15 May 2008 07:42:00 PST

Justin Timberlake CD: Recrimination, SO GOOD!

GREAT cd. A great CD. The song Why, When, How is SO good!Who else has this CD? I dont know anyone with it and am so glad I found it!Justin Timberlake: RecriminationGET IT! ...
Posted by Jessica Hanson on Thu, 15 May 2008 07:42:00 PST