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Punk Nerd Monica

It's called the 'American Dream' because you have to be asleep to believe it.

About Me

Hi, my name is: Punk Nerd Monica
But you can call me: once I recharge my cell phone.
Never in my life have I: done drugs, because I'm not cool like the other kids.
The one person who can drive me nuts is: myself.
When I’m nervous: I start getting jittery.
If I were to get married right now it would be to: soon!
My hair is: shaved into a mohawk.
When I was 4: I was in love with David Cassidy.
Last Christmas: I gave you my heart. But the very next day you gave it away.
I tend to be: more metal than punk. Don't ask. Just accept.
My current gripe is: the shit circumstances I keep finding myself in.
I have a hard time understanding: why I'm so high strung.
If you spent the night at my house: you could help me clean.
The world could do without: the United States government.
My middle name is: better than my first name.
In the morning I: wake up and have to go to work...unfortunately.
If I was an animal I’d be: killed by a hunter.
My birthday is: always a fucking drag.

My Interests

Music
Literature
Suicide girls with lips like morphine
English boys in punk and glam bands

I'd like to meet:



Music:



British boys that get me all hot and bothered:
The Beatles, Duran Duran, Sex Pistols, Depeche Mode, Adam Ant, David Bowie, ♥Morrissey♥ Japan, The Police, Roxy Music, Psychedelic Furs, Billy Idol, The Smiths, The Cure, The Who, Genesis, Bauhaus, Joy Division, Lords of the New Church, The Rolling Stones, ABC, Queen, The Animals, Robert Palmer, Ultravox, Pet Shop Boys, Kajagoogoo, Spandau Ballet, Led Zeppelin, New Order, Frankie Goes To Hollywood, Flock of Seagulls, The Fixx, Wings, Soft Cell, Arcadia, Brian Eno, Visage, WHAM!, Echo & The Bunnymen, XTC, Gary Numan, Tears For Fears, Peter Murphy, Killing Joke, Oasis, Bronski Beat, Moody Blues, Gang of Four, A Flock of Seagulls, Hue & Cry, Fun Boy Three, Powerstation, Human League, Thomas Dolby, Classix Nouveaux, Peter Gabriel, Electric Light Orchestra, Bryan Ferry, Sigue Sigue Sputnik, Eurythmics, Television, Boomtown Rats, Eric Clapton, The Jam, Madness, Public Image Ltd.
Beautiful boys and a beautiful dancefloor:

The Killers, The Bravery, Franz Ferdinand, Kill Hannah, Interpol, Louis XIV, Clear Static, Blur, LCD Soundsystem, Placebo, Ladytron, Bloc Party, The Futureheads, The Anix, Daft Punk

You got me lookin' up high. You got me searchin' down. You got me I know you know. You got me jerkin' back 'n' forth:
Devo, Kraftwerk, Primus, Violent Femmes, Yellow Magic Orchestra, They Might Be Giants, Mindless Self Indulgence, Dr. Teeth and The Electric Mayhem
New York, London, Paris, Munich...Everybody talk about pop muzik:
Fleetwood Mac, Justin Timberlake, The Monkees, Berlin, INXS, The Beach Boys, Elvis, Sicssor Sisters, New Kids On The Block, The Carpenters, Hall and Oates, Michael Jackson, B-52's, Manic Street Preachers, The Cars, U2, Devo, The Buggles, 10CC, REM, Jerry Lee Lewis, N'Sync, America, Journey (don't mock the Journey!), A-HA, Prince, Spice Girls (admit it, you loved you some girl power), Tom Petty
Rocker girls turn me on:
The Runaways, Joan Jett, Cyndi Lauper, Madonna, Brody Armstrong, Lyn-Z, The Go Go's, Siouxsie, Concrete Blonde, Hole, The Donnas, Teri Nunn, Kylie Minogue, Gwen Stefani, Heart, Blondie, Bjork, Kate Bush, Kittie, k.d. lang, Annie Lennox, Josie Cotton, L7, Babes In Toyland, Kim Wilde, Stevie Nicks, Bond, Le Tigre
Bang your head. Metal Health will drive you mad:
DETHKLOK!, Guns N Roses, Metallica, Megadeth, Anthrax, Pantera, Def Leppard, Danzig, Spinal Tap, KISS, Alice Cooper, Van Halen (with David Lee Roth only!), Ozzy Osbourne, Poison, Motley Crue, Motorhead
Sheena is a punk rocker:
X, Rancid, The Ramones, New York Dolls, The Stooges, The Clash, The Damned, Buzzcocks, The Adicts, H2O, Bollock Bros., Generation X, Circle Jerks, Psychotics, Blockage, Neurotic Outsiders, The Distillers, Dead Kennedys, The Vibrators, The Exploited, 7 Seconds, Minor Threat, Bad Brains, X Ray Spex, The Unseen
You should be dancin'...yeah:
Chic, The Bee Gees, Evelyn "Champaign" King, Kool and The Gang, Earth Wind & Fire, Jackson 5, Rick James, Ohio Players, KC & The Sunshine Band, Gloria Gaynor, Village People, Barry White, ABBA, Anita Ward, Donna Summer, Commodores, Average White Band, Isaac Hayes, Parliment Funkadelic, Cameo, The Gap Band, Wild Cherry
Track like all this all up in your eardrum. So drop the EQ and let the speakers hum:
Run DMC, Public Enemy, Kurtis Blow, Missy Elliot, Eminem, Snoop, Dr. Dre, NWA, Jay-Z, TuPac, ODB, Lil' John, Ice T, A Tribe Called Quest, Busta Rhymes, Beastie Boys, Digital Underground, Naughty By Nature, Salt N Pepa, Arrested Development, Ludacris
Everybody's talkin' 'bout the new sound honey, but it's still rock 'n roll to me:
The Velvet Teen, Magnet, Badly Drawn Boy, The Stills, Hope Of The States, Keane, Arcade Fire, Black Rebel Motorcycle Club, Editors, Engineers, Death Cab For Cutie, The Postal Service, HARD-Fi, The Rakes, Maximo Park, Grand National, Ambulance LTD., Colder, Kings Of Leon, Starsailor, Massive Attack, Snow Patrol, Kasabian, Athlete, The Thrills, The Music, Guster, The Magic Numbers, The Strokes, Earlimart, The Vines, Death From Above 1979, TV On The Radio, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Sound Team, Goldfrapp, OK GO, The Sounds, Electric City, The Doves, Mars Volta

Movies:

Shit that scares my mother like "A Clockwork Orange" and "The Rocky Horror Picture Show."

Television:

IT'S ALL ABOUT ABSOLUTELY FABULOUS
"I'm very important. I decide the direction, the agencies, the new, the gorgeous, the wham, the bam, the floosh, the boosh, the new noir. Just decisions, decisions, decisions. I say what goes in this show." --Patsy
"One snap of my fingers and I can raise hemlines so high, the world's your gynaecologist." --Patsy
British comedies are my life. That's what happens when you start watching Benny Hill and Monty Python at age five. Anyone remember The Young Ones? Yeah you do. By the way, Dawn French and Jennifer Saunders are comic GODDESSES!!! I dare you to dispute me on that. Coupling, The Office, and The Smoking Room are brilliant as well.
Dr. Phil used to be cool before he became all Hollywood. Now he's just lame. I miss the shows I grew up with like M*A*S*H, Barney Miller, Mama's Family, Welcome Back, Kotter, Night Court, Maude, Good Times, and Three's Company. The History Channel is brilliant. You know "History's Mysteries" fuckin' rocks. And I'll cut you if you dare change the channel from VH1 Classics.

Books:

"Lolita" --Nabokov
"The Bluest Eye" --Toni Morrison
"The Picture of Dorian Grey" --Oscar Wilde
Anything by Edgar Allen Poe

Heroes:

My parents, Mark Lynall, Paul McCartney, John Taylor, Steve Jones, Jon Stewart, Persia White, Angelina Jolie, and British comedienne Jennifer Saunders.