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About Me


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Remember that girl that made the teacher flinch every time she walked into the classroom? Or that kid you could always get your fireworks from? The Fury represents the kind of wicked women those little girls become.From the streets of nowhere on the road to trouble, these hellions have no remorse when it comes to getting what's theirs. Crimson Crusher and Kami Sutra became close friends shortly after Kami ran into Crimson't fist after being caught taking Crimson's brand new hard shelled Adidas from her gym locker. Joining up with the likes of Hurricane Charlie, Anne Putation, and Anita Applebomb, the two became a motley crew.This bunch of bad girls, who came from broken homes and troubled lives, learned to run the streets like Oprah runs the lives of hard up suburban housewives. Combined, the rap sheet between the Fury reads like a Nabokov novel. Nailed for arson, assault, jaywalking and smuggling these ladies have learned a few major life lessons.Never turn your back on your sister...she may stab you.
Coach Crimson CrusHER No. 03 Don't hate the player, hate the game
Co-Captain Kola Loka No. 911 Don't call La Migra!
Co-Captain Hausa Pain No. 119 She'll hit you harder than your first period.
Anita Applebomb No. 14 Sweet and explosive
Carnage Wilson No. She’ll gastronomically bypass your ass
Dee Monica No. 11:14 She'll swallow your soul.
Devi Metal Skate thrasher - guitar smasher Donna D. Apocalypse No. 8 "The end is nigh" Eva Dead No. n Who's laughing now?
Go-Go Hatchet No. 3000 Long arm of the lawless
Ivanna Riot No. 79 Tiny Fists of Fury Ivy Sedation No. 36 She's a Real KNOCK OUT Juanna Rumbel No. 87 The freakin' Korican
Kami Sutra No. 29 She's a baaaaaaaad girl!
Psyche O'Sis No. 4 The insane banshee Red Zeppelin No. L-13 Sonya MouthShut No. XXX Stitchin’ bitches ain’t easy
Tall Drinka Slaughter That's one bloodthirsty broad Tori Adore No. 19 Olé! Yvette Your Maker No. 999 Like nails in your coffin

My Interests

Switchblades, brass knuckles, baseball bats, tire irons, chains, black eyeliner, red lipstick, pitbulls, vatos, low riders, tequila
The Windy City Rollers web site:

Windy City Rollers on MySpace:

I'd like to meet:

FURY Fanatics

Music:

Shut Em Down by Public Enemy

Movies:

Mi Vida Loca

Television:

we're too busy knocking bitches over to watch any

Books:

True Tales From the Track by Malicious

Heroes:

Ivy King

My Blog

Bout 3 Recap

March 9th featured Windy City’s biggest brawl and closest game of the season (so far), and the Hell’s Belles delivered their notice of intention to the Ivy King committee and minced no wor...
Posted by The Fury - HelpTequila.com on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 11:10:00 PST

Tough Love Bout Recap

Also, our very own Tori Adore will be kicking some ass this year as part of the 2008 WCR All Stars!The Fury vs. Manic AttackersOn the Fury injury bench, Psyche O'Sis and Devi Metal kept Kola Loka comp...
Posted by The Fury - HelpTequila.com on Sat, 23 Feb 2008 12:12:00 PST

2008 Updates!

TEQUILA MOCKINGBIRD FUNDRAISING UPDATEDuring our short off-season, fundraisers for Tequila Mockingbird continued to flourish. Kuma's Corner, 2900 W. Belmont Ave., hosted "Tequila Nights" on Nov. 30 an...
Posted by The Fury - HelpTequila.com on Mon, 14 Jan 2008 11:19:00 PST

Donations for Tequila Mockingbird

As you may have heard, The Fury's Tequila Mockingbird suffered a catastrophic neck injury during our August Roller Derby bout. She is currently in a physical rehabilitation facility, kicking ass from ...
Posted by The Fury - HelpTequila.com on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 11:14:00 PST

Sizzling FURY updates (winter 2006)

THANK YOU to all of you who came out to cheer for The Fury at the 2006 Ivy King Cup Championship bout in November. It was packed full of hard hits, tough blocks, mean faces, and more Fury than anyone ...
Posted by The Fury - HelpTequila.com on Thu, 07 Dec 2006 08:27:00 PST

Where to get you BOUT TICKETS!

If you can't get them from a FURY GIRL and don't want to buy them online at www.windycityrollers.com , you can pick them up at one of the following locations:HORSESHOE / 4115 N. LINCOLN AVE.PHYLLIS' ...
Posted by The Fury - HelpTequila.com on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:16:00 PST

2006... The SUMMER OF FURY

It is a sweltering hot summer, and the girls of The Fury are making it even hotter!!Have you SEEN the newest photos of our very own Tequila Mockingbird, as the August Derby Dame of the Month?! Yowsa!!...
Posted by The Fury - HelpTequila.com on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 09:32:00 PST

The Fury updates, bragging, and gossip

A few of our strongest, most bad ass Fury skaters are part of the Windy City Rollers *all star* team that is headed to Tucson at the end of February!! Our girls will be skaiting in the "Dust Devil 20...
Posted by The Fury - HelpTequila.com on Mon, 06 Feb 2006 08:18:00 PST

The first ever IVY KING CUP CHAMPIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Much love to everyone who came out and supported us this season!  Thanks for believing in us!
Posted by The Fury - HelpTequila.com on Mon, 14 Nov 2005 10:53:00 PST

We won!!!!!!!

Bring it on Double Crossers!  
Posted by The Fury - HelpTequila.com on Wed, 12 Oct 2005 07:58:00 PST