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SAWYER PAYNE

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Derby chicks, Hot-rod mommas, hep-cats, and freaks of nature.

My Blog

Jammer Help 101.

I was inspired to write this blog after thinking about the practice that I coached last night. Our league has a lot of new blood and there are girls who want to or have the potential to be excellent j...
Posted by on Wed, 22 Oct 2008 16:00:00 GMT

Why I love derby and why I am a bit sad.

Ahhh, this is the blog I never meant to write. For two years now my life has been controlled by roller derby. Virtually no conversation comes up with my friends that doesn't get steered back to derby ...
Posted by on Sun, 03 Aug 2008 22:37:00 GMT

Someone needs to buy me this shirt!!!!

        OK, no one really needs to buy it for me, but it is super effing cute and I waaaant it!!Oh yeah, and apparently, this is a real roller rink on Coney Island that is str...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jul 2008 22:22:00 GMT

Building a Robot Army.

Is not easy. I need help.   Who wants to join??? Heeeeee.
Posted by on Sun, 08 Jun 2008 17:09:00 GMT

Yeah, it’s sooo easy to talk smack...

When it aint your ass out there on the line. I'd like to see you do it. Actually I'd laugh my ass off cause you'd get knocked down by a girl. Tee Hee! If you ever feel the need to talk to me again, p...
Posted by on Thu, 22 May 2008 02:44:00 GMT

Roller Derby Doc Martens?

OK Hmmm....first thought, roller derby + docs=pretty effing cool. *record scratches* Hold on a minute..... Now that I'm thinking about it some more, will this be the next step in roller derby exploita...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 23:29:00 GMT

Nostalgia.

Hey Ragers, and ex-Ragers.... I was just watching one of the DVD's from last season and got all nostalgic. Here's some things I remember, feel free to laugh with me, and share your own memories as wel...
Posted by on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:47:00 GMT

Divas Season Schedule

Just in case ya were wondering where you can catch us next! 4/26---Away---Des Moines, Iowa.  Divas VS. Mid-Iowa Rollers 5/3---Away---Chicago, IL. Divas VS. Chicago Outfit 5/24---Home---Belo...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 13:34:00 GMT

Broken toe stop. WTF???

Just how DOES one break the thread out anyways? Your guess is as good as mine. Cheap ass skates I guess, it would be nice if I could afford a $300 pair of Vandals, but that's not going to happen ...
Posted by on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 01:46:00 GMT

Suggestions on how to clean wheels and bearings

Dude, why can't they just have a category that says "derby"? Seriously, myspace! Don't you know what's important to people??? Anyways, I just wanted to write out some suggestions, things I do, and th...
Posted by on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 21:41:00 GMT