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Chance Clark

There's nothing more seductive than a beautiful lowlife.

About Me


"Omnes vulnerant, postuma necat."
I'm a writer. I sling ink. I bleed noirish tales into celluloid and pulp paperbacks. Pulp Noir. That's what I do.
Who I am, is an uninhibited, dark-minded, cynical nihilist with a surrealistic penchant for sadomasochistic violence and perversion. A romantic.
You can join me and my surupy psychosis at my official website soon to be released on its own recognizances at the following address:
www.beautifullowlifes.net
In the meantime, it may be in your best interest to post my banners on your page. Consider yourself warned.
Copy the code, paste it to your page,
and consider yourself thanked.
Print:
Curl up into the fetal position and bleed with me while reading my latest short story, "The Price of a Bullet," in Danger City II, along with thirteen other twisted tales of lurid fiction guaranteed to leave you spent and craving for more.
Contemporary Press, the "hooker with a heart of gold" of the publishing scene, is back with fourteen more wickedly warped stories of crazed clowns, psychotic shrinks, and murderous monkeys. From the heartwarming tale of a cannibalistic schoolteacher, to a terrifying primer on the dangers of masturbation, Danger City II contains something for the whole family to enjoy--right before embarking on a murder spree.
Combining an anything-goes attitude with a firm commitment to story-telling, these fourteen stories run the gamut from noir nail-biters to violent comedies to outrageous exercises in absudrity. Though they may leave you out of breath, nauseated, and questioning your sanity, the talented young writers in Danger City II will never leave you bored. Slip into the shadows with us, and prepare to be entertained.
Danger City IIContemporary Press
"For people who like to drink while they read"
-GQ Magazine
Copy and paste.
"I must be dead for there is
nothing but blue snow and the
furious silence of a gunshot."
Phineas Poe
Celluloid:
Stay pasted to my Blog Section for production updates on my latest screenplay, DA LIFE OF A SINGER, starring R&B sensation Oshy.
A film Executive Produced by Maurice Woodson of One Accord Entertainment and Sunwood Films. Directed by Theron Smith.

My Interests

PulpNoir, Noirotica, GothNoir, The Soulless Glow Of A Midnight Moon, The Sheen Of Old Satin In Candlelight, Whispers In The Dark, Dresses That Slink To The Floor, Body Heat, Sounds Of Passion, SuicideGirls, Femme Fatales, Foulmouthed Brunettes, Beautiful Lowlifes, Chipped Nails, Buttered Toast, and Flip-Flops.

I'd like to meet:


Not naked carnies! Okay... Naked carnies.

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"I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol,
violence, or insanity to anyone, but
they've always worked for me."

Hunter S. Thompson

GoGo & Sash

"What inspires you?"

Just paste the damn thing already.

"A true friend stabs
you in the front."

Oscar Wilde

Music:

Loud and Lurid.

Movies:

Lynch, Fincher, Kubrick, Tarantino, Rodriguez, Scorsese, Cronenberg, Coen Brothers, Ferrara, Buñuel, Hitchcock, and Burton.

Television:

Cartoons.

Books:

Jim Thompson, Dashiell Hammett, Frank Miller, Hunter S. Thompson, Chuck Palahniuk, Mike Segretto, Eiji Otsuka, Mark Z. Danielewski, Carlton Mellick, Alice Joanou, Chester Himes, Will Christopher Baer, Mickey Spillane, Kurt Vonnegut, Richard Matheson, Edgar Allan Poe, Vladimir Nabokov, Marquis de Sade, Mary Shelley, H.P. Lovecraft, Brian Keene, and David Moody.

Heroes:

My Parents, Uncle Bob, USMC, Randy Couture, Jim Thompson, King Leonidas, Francis X. Bushman, and Edwin S. Porter.

My Blog

Wishing For Rain

Her beauty is the poetry of art. Her naked body is framed perfectly in the open window, the sheer curtains drifting, lapping at her flesh.  The thought of her swirls through my soul like fire.&n...
Posted by Chance Clark on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 11:16:00 PST

Shiver

I call her Shiver. She comes home with weeping eyes the same hour every night as though it's ritual. Her clothes come off and her gorgeous flesh shimmers in the filthy sheen of the apartment. Tha...
Posted by Chance Clark on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 11:27:00 PST