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DIRTY FOUND

DIRTY FOUND: From your friends at FOUND Magazine

About Me

We collect Dirty Found stuff: pervy Polaroids, sleazy birthday cards, raunchy to-do lists, nasty poetry on napkins, illustrations-- anything that gives a glimpse into someone else's sex life. It's just like our sister, Found Magazine, only sleazier. Found has a myspace, too :
Peep us at DirtyFound.com and FOUNDmagazine.com (with out daily Find of the Day!).
And while we're at it, you GOTTA GOTTA GOTTA peep the new book from the creator of DIRTY FOUND-- Jason Bitner's "LaPorte, Indiana" MySpace -- go say HI, and then check the for real site at LaPorteBook.com ... WORD!
BRAND NEW DIRTY FOUND DOWNLOADS!!
Instant PDF magazine downloads only $5 US each!!

Pay with your credit card or Paypal, receive an email immediately, and grab your .pdf mag NOW. Files are around 16 megs, to be purchased and perused BY ADULTS ONLY! By purchasing you ensure that you are an ADULT living in a country that is cool with raunchy content. Got it? It's a deal then. Happy downloading.
DIRTY FOUND Issue #1 PDF DOWNLOAD: Out of print for TWO YEARS, now yours to download for five bucks CHEEP. DIRTY FOUND NUMBER ONE is back and eager to please. Our mind-melting first issue will bring you two your knees featuring classics like: Tony's anti-masturbation contract, Thou Shall Not Fornicate, TO AUNDRESE PLEASE READ, dirty Polaroids, and The Secret Me Nobody knows about, along with 80 full color pages lovingly designed by Arthur Jones. Especially great deal for friends overseas- use the weak US dollar to your advantage and grab this one now... You deserve it!! FOR ADULTS ONLY!
DIRTY FOUND Issue #2 PDF DOWNLOAD: DIRTY FOUND returns with a stunning follow-up. HOW TO EAT PUSSY- Three fact-filled pages that unleash the secrets of your lover's privates-- discovered on a 9th grade classroom desk in Detroit. COFFEE, TEA, or PEA? San Francisco's classic community board come-on. Five bucks for a two hundred dollar value. Keep it in your bathroom and keep your friends guessing. APPLICATION FOR SOME DICK- Print out and solicit that favorite stranger you see on the train each morn, see what makes him tick! Possibilities are endless when you download DIRTY FOUND #2!!! FOR ADULTS ONLY!
DIRTY FOUND Issue #3 PDF DOWNLOAD:
In the immortal words of John Waters, ""Dirty Found is art-filth folk art that proves everybody's sex life is secretly touching." We couldn't agree more. And while our first two editions landed in bookstores' "Indie Porn" section, our latest offering will end up in "Just Plain Wrong." #3's got a little something for everyone: Superior Mistress. Women in Water. Slave and Toilet. Whatever floats your boat. Grab yourself a copy and marvel at what we all do.

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Thank Youse from DIRTY FOUND!

FOUND under our windshield wiper in Columbus, Ohio, after the parking meter expired.  How awesome is that?!!Thank you for being so sweet and generous.  And all along the way, we met and were...
Posted by DIRTY FOUND on Wed, 16 May 2007 08:35:00 PST

Brand-new FOUND Polaroids Book Is Shipping!

Great news -- The FOUND Polaroid Books started shipping!There are photographs, and then there are Polaroids.  This hardbound beauty is stuffed with 100+ specimens and curiosities from the Polaroi...
Posted by DIRTY FOUND on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 03:02:00 PST

DIRTY FOUND on SexTV ... THE VIDEO!!

Thanks to the reader who let us know about this clip of DIRTY FOUNDers Arthur Jones and Jason Bitner from the awesome Canadian-based program SexTV!  Go ahead, take a peek! ...
Posted by DIRTY FOUND on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 08:05:00 PST

Comment on FOUND's Finds of the Day!

We finally made it happen. For years you..ve been asking us for comments on the finds, and last week we got our act together and knocked it out! It has been a real joy reading your comments so far, so...
Posted by DIRTY FOUND on Tue, 31 Oct 2006 09:07:00 PST

DIRTY FOUND on SexTV!

So our friends from SexTV came down all the way from Toronto to New York City to do some filmed interviews with DIRTY FOUND's Jason Bitner and Arthur Jones!  SexTV is an awesome internationally-s...
Posted by DIRTY FOUND on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 09:43:00 PST

Surprise DIRTY FOUND Show Coming to Chicago Soon (July 29)!

Hey Chicago friends, please join us NEXT SATURDAY, JULY 29TH, for a very, very special one-night-only DIRTY FOUND show.  Please, please pass the word along to your friends and enemies.  It's...
Posted by DIRTY FOUND on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 11:41:00 PST

Midwestern Goodness Interview w/ Jason Bitner

One of our favorite online sites, Midwestern Goodness, sat down with Jason Bitner to have some words. The site is devoted to "reppin where you're from," Midwest style. Check out the Midwestern Goodn...
Posted by DIRTY FOUND on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 02:12:00 PST

Happy Birthday to Us!

Hey friends, guess what -- FOUND Magazine is celebrating its 5th birthday this week!  We are so  grateful to all of you for making the past 5 years so amazing!!  We thought this would b...
Posted by DIRTY FOUND on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 09:19:00 PST

DIRTY FOUND Used in Appropriate Fashion!

We were tipped by a reader that we should check out the fabulous Chasing Windmills video blog for an interesting prop devise.  We won't give anything away, but everyone should check it out at the...
Posted by DIRTY FOUND on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 10:27:00 PST

FOUND Tour Dates!! Boston, New York City, Philly, Balti ...

"Ray said that the police had an eyewitness that said he was wearing a purple jacket and Ray said that was BS because he wasn't even wearing it when he pulled off the job." --a handwritten note FOUND...
Posted by DIRTY FOUND on Mon, 15 May 2006 12:10:00 PST