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nyghtbyrd

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About Me

Within this rather plain, middle-aged, fluffy exterior beats the heart of a siren, a Delilah, a classy and expensive tart in sky high Louboutin heels who has the I.Q. of Stephen Hawking and the sultry eccentricity of Sharon Stone... on Neptune. Here on good old Terra, I'm an advertising executive and sometime Off-Off Broadway producer, who adores my husband, our pets, and various humans. My ethnicity is Classic American Mongrel, boasting roots about as steady as those of Birnham wood: by degree I'm Irish, English, German and a rumor of Mohawk (Wolf Clan.) Under the best of circumstances I can be considered a writer, with all that that implies. Worse yet, I play guitar and sing. I'm a Liberal Independent Evangelical Agnostic Pansexual Carnivore and I don't care who knows it. I created my layout at KillerKiwi.net

My Interests

Words, music, cultural anomolies, books, theater, history, laughter and its causes.

I'd like to meet:

I'm a sucker for intelligent, witty people of integrity who also have tender hearts; rare enough attributes in themselves but highly unusual when found in combination. Being married to an artist, I gravitate towards other artists, actors, writers, performers, etc. People who are committed, or should be. Oh, yeah---it helps if they're nuts, too.

Music:

Mostly folky, jazzy, singer/songwriter type stuff, though virtuosity in any genre really blows my skirts up. From Everything But The Girl to Dave's True Story, Susan Werner to Vance Gilbert, the Gershwins and Lorenz Hart to Stephen Sondheim, Hal Ketchum to James Taylor, Stephane Grappelli to Bela Fleck, Stephen Bishop to Dar Williams, 1930's/American Songbook stuff, Kenny Rankin to Diana Krall...oh, Lordy, can't name 'em all...

Movies:

The Lion In Winter, Midnight In The Garden Of Good And Evil, Hellzapoppin', Crazy House, Ghostcatchers, Crossing Delancy, Murphy's Romance, Broadcast News, The Thin Man, Desk Set, Bell, Book and Candle, Much Ado About Nothing, Sixteen Candles, WarGames, Lawrence of Arabia, My Favorite Year...

Television:

Sex and the City, Monk, HGTV, Antiques Roadshow, Mythbusters, What Not To Wear, and the major awards shows---because somebody has to watch them---and Letterman, Craig Ferguson, ST:TNG reruns, poker shows (!!!)

Books:

My head is spinning, but: Harper Lee's To Kill A Mockingbird, Half Magic by Edward Eager, I See By My Outfit by Peter S. Beagle, Mary Stewart's "Merlin" series, Black Elk Speaks by John Neihardt, The Chronicles of Amber by Roger Zelazny, all of Sparkle Hayter's novels, ditto Lauren Henderson ("Tart Noir" authors), Waiting For the Galactic Bus and The Snake Oil Wars by Parke Godwin, The Ozark Trilogy by Suzette Haden Elgin, short story masters Saki (H.H. Munro), S.J. Perelman, James Thurber...aiee!!! The Jungle Books by Rudyard Kipling, And the biographies, my god...

Heroes:

Those who, in W.H. Auden's phrase, "stagger on rejoicing."

My Blog

Hal Ketchum "Stay forever"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUBCBkqbpEY Somehow a 14th century Bard got dropped into this time and place---...
Posted by nyghtbyrd on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:12:00 PST

A White Sport Coat And A Pink Crustacean

So last night the hubby and I went to see Jimmy Buffett at Madison Square Garden. Or rather, last night I dragged poor Dave kicking and screaming into "Margaritaville," where, surrounded by thousands ...
Posted by nyghtbyrd on Thu, 20 Sep 2007 12:43:00 PST

In Praise of the Schoolgirl Crush

I'm the first one to admit it: even at my advanced age, I do enjoy a fine, healthy crush. Not the desperate, I'll Just Die Unless He Loves Me Back sort of stalkerish obsession-type thing, but a good, ...
Posted by nyghtbyrd on Mon, 06 Aug 2007 11:19:00 PST

Joke Of The Month

Q. When the President and the First lady have sex, why is Laura Bush always on top?A. Because George Bush can only fuck up.
Posted by nyghtbyrd on Fri, 20 Jul 2007 12:51:00 PST

Frenzy Power Down

Yes, indeedy, friends and neighbors: I am now just a well-connected L.A. valet parking attendant away from being a real screenwriter. Script Frezy is over, and I have prevailed! I have completed the...
Posted by nyghtbyrd on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 09:02:00 PST

One Foot In Front Of The Other

Deep into Script Frenzy, so high I can't get over it, so wide I can't get around it. And I heartily recommend it to everyone. Why should I be the only idiot?...
Posted by nyghtbyrd on Thu, 14 Jun 2007 09:05:00 PST

Yes, I'm Quite Insane

Looks like I'm now committed (or soon will be) to Script Frenzy next month. May God have mercy on my soul.
Posted by nyghtbyrd on Sat, 19 May 2007 11:34:00 PST

Joke of the Month

From the brilliant singewr/songwriter/raconteur, Vance Gilbert:What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?Some one who comes to your door and rings the bell but doesn't know w...
Posted by nyghtbyrd on Sat, 05 May 2007 12:27:00 PST