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In the aftermath of the boy band movement, there was a backlash of hard rock music. The rock stayed, but the hard part died out of the popular music scene, leaving us with terribly formulated boring rock music that sucks... Nickelback: perfect example. Noticing the trend of pop music purchasing sheep, a visionary emerged with a plan: take the hard rock and dumb it down for the masses, by incorporating instruments previously unheard of in the hard rock scene: kazoo, glockenspiel, harpsichord; and mixing them with more traditional hard rock elements, like the ever present rhythm section (this time with a stand-up bass). Add in lounge style vocals and the flare of big band to round out this ecclectic concoction, and you have Syndrome of a Down. Syndrome of a Down may not be for you, but that's ok, someday you may be smart enough to enjoy the biting sarcasam that is ingrained in every song... of course, pigs may learn to fly, too!

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Member Since: 4/27/2007
Band Website: ehowa.com
Band Members: Glockenspiel: Taz HeinrichTaz has an uncanny gift for drooling on things and when he plays the glock it reminds you of going to the water park as a child.Kazoo: Speedy LipshitzThis happy-go-lucky chap always has a smile to share and a diaper that needs changing.Harpsichord: Burt BacharachFamous for piano, Burt decided to go out on a limb and take up harpsichord. We'll miss him when his community service time runs out.Stand-Up Bass: Adam SandlerOnce a gifted actor in his own dimension, this Adam Sandler is here thanks to the string theory and a trans-dimensional rift opened up by the Cho Seung-Hui Players.Drums: AnimalKinda like Keith Moon on crystal meth. You may remember him from the muppets... 2 wives 3 addictions and a "Behind The Music" later, he has found Krishna and wishes to spread happiness through his music.Big Band: The Cho Seung-Hui PlayersWhat do you get when you cross the math, science, and A.V. clubs with the school band? A bunch of people so intelligent that nobody wants to be friends with them. Watch out when we play a school near YOU!Lounge Singer: Rupret
Influences: Rusty Trombone, Dirty Sanchez, Glass Bottom Boat, Alabama Hot Pocket, The Cleveland Steamers, Harlem Transfer, and Snerd Nergler
Sounds Like: ... an ice pick to the ear drum, driven home with a 50# maul.I edited my profile at MsPremade.com . check out these Myspace Layouts!

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Record Label: the imaginary elephant
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

a short list of fuck you's

fuck you!-b-
Posted by Syndrome of a Down on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 04:00:00 PST

Black tie apocalypse?

I'd rather have nothing than the promise of a lie. sound familiar? good. here's some bullshit to offset some other bullshit.-b-...
Posted by Syndrome of a Down on Sat, 23 Jun 2007 04:26:00 PST

down with the syndrome

ok, if you haven't figured out that this is a joke yet, you're probably a band member. for the easily offended: go away. never come back to this page again. this little page is meant to ma...
Posted by Syndrome of a Down on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 10:31:00 PST