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Harry Satchel

I'm gonna kick you so hard in the dick, you're gonna cum fear.

My Interests

Music:

Lately: Behemoth
Bloodhorse
Buried at Sea
Crowbar
Jakob
Muse
Nadja
Queen
Radiohead
Rosetta
Rush
Tool
Torche
Devin Townsend
Yes

Movies:

American Psycho
Dirty Harry (All)
Fight Club
Grosse Pointe Blank
Hannibal
High Fidelity
Ichi the Killer
Identity
Lord of the Rings (All)
Oldboy
Ong-bak
Red Dragon
Seven
Silence of the Lambs
The Usual Suspects

Television:

COPS
C.S.I.
Deadwood
Dirty Jobs
Distraction
Drawn Together
Extras
The Family Guy
Futurama
Huff
It Takes a Thief
Late Night With Conan O'Brien
Maximum Exposure
Millennium
Mythbusters
Reno 911
The Simpsons

Books:

The Ultimate Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy. That's right; all five in one.

Heroes:

Douglas Adams
Arsis
Bruce Campbell
Randy Couture
Mirko "Cro Cop" Filipovic
David Gilmour
Seth McFarlane
Ian McShane/Al Swearengen
Conan O'Brien
Mike Rowe
Devin Townsend

My Blog

Mastodon - Blood Mountain

Seriously, I'm in need of a new O-ring.
Posted by Harry Satchel on Wed, 27 Sep 2006 04:18:00 PST

Do women practice smiling for pictures?

I've noticed, through the years, that 97.8% of women have the exact same smile in every picture they are in. Different places, different times, different hair colors, same freaking smile. (It's eerie ...
Posted by Harry Satchel on Sun, 23 Jul 2006 08:05:00 PST

Best album of 2005

YOB's The Unreal Never Lived is topping my list this year.  Start to finish, a masterpiece of uncompromisingly heavy music.  Not once do I get bored listening to it. To be honest though, if ...
Posted by Harry Satchel on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 09:11:00 PST

BURIED AT SEA!!!

Buried at Sea will be recording another album! I am the happiest boy on the planet! Praise Jesus...or Satan.  Whichever.
Posted by Harry Satchel on Mon, 26 Sep 2005 05:56:00 PST

Mitch Hedberg.....

Mitch Hedberg passed away recently. Mitch is one of my all time favorite comics, hands down. This is a great loss and my heart goes out to Mitch's loved ones. Do yourself a favor and find some of h...
Posted by Harry Satchel on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST